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  • September 18, 2014
    This is the $13 D20 Bowl Set available from ThinkGeek. Together, the two pieces form a D20 die. Separate, they form two halves of a D20 die that are fillable with chips and dip. Don't limit yourself to chips though, you could also fill them with candy like fun-size Snickers ... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2014
    To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the film, Krispy Kreme and Sony Pictures have teamed up to release two Ghostbusters inspired donuts. Unfortunately, they're both marshmallow creme filled, because God forbid they make a Hi-C Ecto-Cooler jelly filled one and make all my wild... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2014
    This is a video of a hamster competing against famed competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi in a hotdog eating contest. Guess who wins? SPOILER: we do. The viewers -- we're the real winners here, because we just got to see a tiny hamster eating tiny hotdogs in a competitive eati... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2014
    Because it's important for some people to be able to get fat as quickly as possible, this is the recipe for a pizza with a crust made out of french fries. I'd eat it. I'd eat it with ketchup and ranch. *jiggling belly* Damn yeah I would. And still have ice cream for desser... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2014
    A new fossil discovery in the Sahara desert indicates that Spinosaurus, possibly the largest predator to ever walk the earth, may have also been the first swimming dinosaur. My God, what an erotic pool party that would be! *ripping off bathing suit* MARCO. The 95-million-yea... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2014
    Fart Code is a free app that allows you to scan barcodes and determine how bad the ingredients in what you're about to eat are going to make you bust awful, brain-cell killing farts. You just scan a code and it brings up a list of ingredients that are known toot-producers, and... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2014
    Not to be outdone by European fast food chain Quick's Darth Vader themed black-bun burger, Burger King Japan has just announced a burger with black buns, black sauce and black CHEESE. Apparently the patty contains black pepper, the buns and cheese are blackened with bamboo cha... / Continue →
  • September 5, 2014
    At least it wasn't underwear. These are the results from a 3-year old Great Dane's stomach surgery after his owner's noticed he appeared sick. The vet removed an astonishing 43.5 socks. How the f*** the dog's owners didn't notice they were completely out of socks is beyond m... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2014
    This is a video of an otter eating his bowl of brown and crunchy while sitting at the dinner table like a person. It doesn't last long though before he's rolling around on top of the table like an animal. You're a heathen! "Says the guy who just picked up a piece of candy of... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2014
    A Chinese chef was killed after a cobra bit his hand some twenty minutes after severing its head. The chef was preparing snake soup (a delicacy) and was bitten when he went to throw the snake's head away in the trash. Me? I would demanded a lowly busboy do it. 'By the time ... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2014
    This is a pretty poor quality video (I dunno, maybe next time get somebody else to hold the camera if you've got the fishing rod) of a Goliath grouper (which can grow to 10-feet and 790-pounds) eating a 4-foot black-tip shark in a single bite. For reference, it probably would ... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2014
    Because who hasn't dreamed of dropping off some of their own fudge bars in a melting chocolate crapper, UK chocolatiers Choccywoccydoodah and Bathrooms.com teamed up to make a toilet, bidet, sink and bathtub entirely out of Belgian chocolate. All the fixtures together contain ... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2014
    This is a video from a live BBC news report during which a fly lands on the camera lens, then a spider comes along, grabs it, and retreats. What the -- why the hell are there spiders living on your cameras? You ever wipe those f***ers down? Clearly somebody isn't doing their... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2014
    These are the edible chocolate LEGO blocks created by Akihiro Mizuuchi. They're made by pouring liquid chocolate into LEGO brick shaped molds and waiting for it to cool. Not too complicated. Afterwards, they're durable enough to build with, provided you don't hold them in yo... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2014
    This is the terrifying scarecrow (technically a scarebear) robot built by a Turkish farmer to keep bears from destroying his crops. The robot makes car alarm sounds (presumably because it's half car alarm) and has a 25,000-volt taser in one hand which it wildly swings around, ... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2014
    In what's sure to become the latest dieting craze, scientists have discovered that the bite from a Lone Star tick can actually make a person allergic to red meat. Dammit, why can't it make me allergic to salad? Then I could eat everything else on my plate and my mom would sti... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2014
    ZORAK?! This is a video of a semi-transparent glass mantis gnawing on a blue bottle fly. You can see the pieces of the fly traveling through the mantis's body as it's digested. Eventually, those pieces will become doodoo. And that dookie will fertilize the earth, eventually... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2014
    This is a video of 125-pound competitive eater Molly Schuyler devouring a 72-ounce (4.5-pound) steak in under 3-minutes, beating the previous record by almost four minutes. Molly also holds the record for eating the Texas King (a 72-ounce steak plus bread roll with butter, bak... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2014
    A man in line at a Burger King bought all 23 pies available (links to Reddit post with more info) to spite the little jerk behind him screaming, "I want a f***ing PIE" and punching his mother. You know, because sometimes you need to parent people's kids for them. The whole wo... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2014
    This is the second installment of Jimmy Kimmel and Snoop Dogg's Plizzanet Earth (previously: this one). In this week's episode: a seal being eaten by Jaws. You know, somebody really needs to just go ahead and green-light a whole series of hour-long episodes of these. I could... / Continue →