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  • October 6, 2015
    Sorry about yesterday, I had some surprise personal business to attend to (the government requested me for another spy op but I refused because they wanted me to wingsuit in behind enemy lines instead of being shot out of a circus cannon like I requested. My rider list is non-... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2015
    Seen here being modeled by your cool uncle, the Pizza Pouch is a real $8 product from Stupidiotic that consists of a lanyard with a resealable plastic pouch attached to hold a piece of pizza. That way you always have a slice nearby in case of emergency. Have I told you there'... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2015
    The Selfie Spoon is a spoon with a selfie stick attached created by General Mills for Cinnamon Toast Crunch. They come with a Bluetooth controller, and are free to US residents (you just pay shipping and handling), but currently sold out. Not sure if they're gonna make any m... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2015
    This is a short video of Master Splinter trying to make off with an entire slice of cheese pizza in a New York City subway. Or maybe it was a pepperoni slice but he already ate all the meat off and was going to tell the Ninja Turtles all he could scrounge was cheese. Michelan... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2015
    This is a video of the Magic Candy Factory 3D gummi printer. It can print 15 - 20 gram gummi candies in 3 - 10 minutes using 10 different colors and flavors. I am going to print so many schnazzleberry penises, it's going to be ridiculous. I am going to be like Scrooge McDuck... / Continue →
  • September 18, 2015
    They're not real Pop Tarts, they're hand-painted resin actionless figures made by Falcon Toys. They cost $30 but sold out already and I'm not sure if they're making any more. When I called to ask about future availability the sexy lady voice than answered told me she wasn't w... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2015
    Curry Shop Shimizu is a new curry shop that just opened in Tokyo and is selling curry that's supposed to have the taste and consistency of actual crap. That is nasty. That also doesn't look like any shit I've ever seen. It should be way darker, and there should be way more s... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2015
    These are Pizza Panties, currently a well-underfunded Kickstarter campaign for a thong that looks like a piece of pepperoni pizza. $15 will get you a pair if you're an early bird and they reach their funding goal, $20 will get you a pair if you're a slow bird and they reach th... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2015
    This is a video demonstration of the automatic food dispenser that Ben Millam built for his cat, Monkey. In order to be fed, Monkey has to search the house for RFID tagged balls, which he can then return to the feeder in exchange for some kibble. No word if the water is still ... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2015
    If you can't tell how to do it from the picture alone, I'm not sure there's much hope for you. But I will provide some words anyways because I know not everyone is a visual learner. Take a slice from five different kinds of sausage (in this case hotdog, bratwurst, Italian sau... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2015
    Note: Larger version HERE. This is a composite photo created by photographer Phoo Chan of a Northern Harrier dropping a piece of food (in this case what appears to be a small bird) to one of its offspring in mid-air. Pretty impressive. Even more impressive? If it had alread... / Continue →
  • August 3, 2015
    This is the giant Cheetos Cheese Puff some lucky snacker found in a bag. It is like finding one of Willa Wonka's golden tickets but with no tour of the Cheetos factory afterward. Fine, it is nothing like finding a golden ticket. There's actually some speculation Chester Cheet... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2015
    This is a video of a Hammel Red Giant Car Shredder eating a bunch of engine blocks (previously: a shredder eating a whole car before crunching on a bunch of engine blocks for dessert). Do you know how tough engine blocks are? You can't bend them with your hands, I can tell yo... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2015
    LiquiGlide may sound like something you'd find next to the condoms at the drug store, but it's actually a non-stick additive designed to make products pour more smoothly, with little to no waste at the end. No word how much mayo they wasted during testing, but in my mind there... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2015
    This is a minute long video of a great white shark in South Africa trying to bite through a diving cage so it can eat the delicious (albeit screaming) morsels inside. Now we all know the smell of blood attracts sharks, but I'm pretty sure this video serves as proof positive th... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2015
    Watermelon bread is bread made with dough that's been colored and rolled in a way that, when baked and sliced, resemble pieces of watermelon. It doesn't taste like watermelon though, it only looks like it. There will be no seed spitting competition after you finish your toast... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2015
    Because I'm just itching to put on my next twenty pounds, this is the Napoli Crispy Pizza Fried Chicken available from KFC Hong Kong. Apparently it has a pizza flavored breading, including mozzarella and cheddar cheeses. It looks like maybe some kind of marinara too? Would I... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2015
    This is the $18 Crispy Corner Brownie Pan. It's supposed to bake brownies with maximum crispy edges. Is that actually the maximum amount of crispy edges? I have no clue, I failed geometry both times I tried to take it. Why not just use a cupcake pan? Are crispy edges reall... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2015
    This is a BBC nature documentary about bats and crocodiles that has been edited to give both species laser shooting capabilities. It made me think long and hard about whether I'd prefer to ride a giant laser-shooting bat or giant laser-shooting crocodile into battle. You know... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2015
    Because Japan, the Yunessan Spa House in Hakone is now offering ramen noodle baths to help bathers achieve that young, supple skin everyone desires. And obviously it's working, because a couple of the men in there look like they're six years old. Wait -- is that one on the ri... / Continue →