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  • May 28, 2015
    This is the 250-gram (~8.8 oz, about half a pound) mutant strawberry grown by a Japanese farmer in Fukuoka. Now I know what you're thinking, but Fukuoka is 1,350km (~840-miles) from Fukushima -- I already looked. It looks like it was made by gluing six already freakishly larg... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2015
    This is a chart created by Food Republic of how to make 40 different style hotdogs from around the world. Hotdogs, as I'm sure you're all aware, are one of nature's most powerful superfoods and have been known to increase strength, intelligence, heartburn, and flatulence. W... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2015
    I don't think our ancestors actually cooked steaks with lava, by the way. I don't think they were grilling steaks at all. I always imagine them just standing really still and biting animals as they went by. This is a video from Syracuse University's Lava Project of a couple ... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2015
    This is a video of Jean-Claude Van Damme in a chase scene from Bloodsport that's been repurposed as a fake Mentos commercial. It is probably the best Mentos commercial I've ever seen. The best Mentos? The pink ones. I can't believe it took the company so long to start selli... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2015
    This is the $19 I'm So Hungry I Could Eat A T-Rex pasta noodle measuring tool (rainbow unicorn version after the jump). The tool measures spaghetti noodles in children's, small adult, large adult, and four-person portions. I don't know about you, but whenever I cook pasta I a... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2015
    Because novelty socks are all the rage right now for people with disposable income (I only buy six-packs of white athletic socks at the dollar store), these are the custom printed Nike Elites made and sold by Etsy seller SickestSockCreations. They cost $36(!!), are fade resist... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2015
    Starting May 20th, you'll be able to order your 'Easy Order' (a custom order you've pre-saved on the Domino's website, along with your address and billing info) simply by tweeting the pizza emoji to @dominos. After tweeting, you'll receive a verification text, and your pizza w... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2015
    These are the 98 different raw foods that Dutch artists Lernert and Saunder cut into perfect 2.5cm cubes for a food-themed newspaper photoshoot. There's something really visually appetizing about the shot. Can you name all the foods? I could only identify like five, but almo... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2015
    This is a clip from Japanese variety show AKBingo! in which the contestants are trying to blow a cockroach into each other's mouths. That is like, way more interesting than thumb wrestling. Man, that girl on the right -- I think it actually gets blown straight down her throat... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2015
    McDonald's has just announced that after 13 years they're bringing back the Hamburgler for use in marketing campaigns. In this case, to promote the introduction of their Sirloin Third Pound Burger. Except he's nothing like you remember him. AT ALL. Just look at that creeper... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2015
    This is a large series of fictional Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors based on famous horror movies and characters. They were all created by John Squires and artist Frank Browning for Freddyinspace. Which one is your favorite favorite? I can't eat ice cream because I am LACTOS... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2015
    I spy something...brown. "Cat butthole." Yes! This is the Super Mario Bros Chain Chomp cat bed designed and built by CatastrophiCreations, who specialize in unique cat furniture. The bed was for sale on Etsy for $1,100 but has already sold, and they're not making any more. ... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2015
    This is the Flow honey harvesting system. It consists of a box beehive with 3-D printed honeycombs inside that bees fill with honey, then cap off. Once the honeycombs are completed, a simple twist of a handle splits the honeycombs, creating a channel for the honey to flow thr... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2015
    This is Mrs. T, a 90-year old tortoise whose owner Jude Ryder hooked up with a pair of R/C airplane wheels after her front legs were lost due to a rat attack while she was hibernating last winter. Dammit Master Splinter, seriously? You like turtles but attack hibernating tort... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2015
    This is a video of a hungry fox in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone in Ukraine making itself a sandwich by stacking the slices of bread and sausage tossed to it by a news crew. For reference, my roommate still can't make a sandwich, or eat one without biting his own fingers. I wo... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2015
    This is a video of Youtuber Moshe Tamssot using a McDonald's 'Create Your Taste' digital ordering kiosk to build the biggest burger possible. The system limits you to two quarter pound patties, but you can add up to 10x of all other ingredients (including three kinds of cheese... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2015
    This is a video of an octopus chasing a crab. Despite a valiant effort to escape, the crab loses. Now I want crabs. I remember going crabbing in Maryland by tying a piece of frozen chicken to a string and slowly pulling the crabs out of the water. One time a crab pinched me... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2015
    This is the Dragon Cake Pan available from ThinkGeek ($25). It produces cakes that look like a dragon wrapped around three eggs. If you do buy one and use it, you should lie to your friends and tell them you actually carved the cake. Anyone who believes you is gullible and s... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2015
    This is the Spaghetti Meatballwich available from The Carving Board in Los Angeles. It has meatballs, mozzarella and marinara packed between baked spaghetti buns. I'm gonna go try it, I'll report back shortly. Five minutes later: Okay, I thinks somebody stole my car. "No, y... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2015
    Note: Larger version HERE in case you're not staring at your monitor with a magnifying glass. If you are though, next you should look at the sun. This is a map compiled by Playboy using data from AskReddit (sounds legit) showing each state's signature dish. Rocky Mountain Oy... / Continue →