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  • April 18, 2014
    This is a dead nose-horned viper found in Macedonia with a centipede poking its nasty little head out the hole it ate through the snake. Dammit Mother Nature, I thought we talked about this! Don't make me tell Father Time you've started drinking again. BRUTAL DETAILS: The u... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2014
    If a pizza and spaghetti had sex their baby would be lasagna. What? It's important to think about these things. If some dude and spaghetti had sex, the spaghetti would not get pregnant, and hopefully the pervert burns his pecker in the marinara and learns his lesson (go for ... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2014
    This is a video of sushi chef Hironori Ikeno preparing his special -- tiny slices of fish atop single grains of rice. There is no way I could get one of those in my mouth without losing it first. And if it did make it to my face, I'd probably accidentally vacuum it up my nose... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2014
    This is the Bloody Mary that comedian Randy Liedtke made. It comes with everything, including: two double cheeseburgers, fries, onion rings, garlic bread, a whole lemon, lime, jalapeno and onion, pickles, olives, an Italian sub, fried chicken and a pizza. Oh, and a smaller Bl... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2014
    P0rnBurger is a website chronicling a man's journey to cook one magnificent burger a week, and take a picture of it. Then eat it. Eventually, it will make its way to the bottom of a toilet bowl, but the website doesn't document that part of the adventure. And I'm okay with ... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    This is a set of $25 in-bowl toilet decals that turn your crapper into a sarlaac pit. Specifically, the Great Pit of Carkoon on Tatooine. It even comes with Tatooine's two suns, Jabba's sail barge Khetanna, and Boba Fett, Chewie, Han Solo and Lando Calrissian decals. It do... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    This is the soon to be released pasta flavored ice cream bar from Japan based Gari-Gari Kun. What's it gonna taste like? ASS. I'm kidding, I already said it's going to taste like pasta -- can't you read? If so, how about a bed time story? One with lots of sex and violence ... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2014
    This is a 10-second video of a great white shark breaching the surface and taking to the air to catch a seal decoy. Highlights of the video include the shark jumping, the woman squealing, and dude's 'BOOYAKASHA' at the end. Also, I'm not sure we should be feeding sharks fake ... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2014
    OMG, I love prototype pizza! Pizza: hands down my favorite food behind tacos. And now the US military has developed a formula that can stay fresh for three years without refrigeration. Although "fresh" might be relative. When reached for comment, ninja turtle Michelangelo w... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2014
    This is Badfish Extracts' cannabis infused beef jerky. It's currently being evaluated by third-party tester Santa Cruz Labs to see how potent it is before hitting the market. That's the thing about cannabis edibles -- you never know what you're getting yourself into. Sometim... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2014
    Note: Security cam footage of the hole appearing after the jump. At 5:44AM Wednesday morning a sinkhole opened underneath part of the National Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, Kentucky, and swallowed eight cars, at least two of which are valued over $1-million apiece. Wow --... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2014
    Warning: the footage of the camera falling will give you a seizure even if you have no history of seizures or have never even sneezed very hard before so be careful watching that part. This is the footage from a GoPro camera that was accidentally dropped from a plane by a skyd... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2014
    These are the 'ingredient' lists for all natural eggs, bananas and blueberries. They were made by Australian chemistry teacher James Kennedy to show that you shouldn't necessarily be afraid of chemicals in your food just because their names are terrifying and impossible to pro... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2014
    I was going to post this video last week but then I thought I would tape and upload a video of myself eating three cacti to show the world just how much manlier/stupider I am. Unfortunately, Home Depot didn't have any cacti that were spiky enough to satisfy my ass's lifelong d... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2014
    This is a godawful quality video (after the jump) of an African Tigerfish (above) leaping out of the water to catch a bird mid-flight. Sucks to be that bird. Of course, it shouldn't have been flying so close to the surface in the first place. THAT'S WATER DUMMY, YOU DON'T BE... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2014
    In heartbreaking news for anybody who's ever dreamed of covering themselves in bananas and skydiving onto the monkey island at the zoo, a recent study conducted by the Paignton Zoo in southwest England has discovered bananas farmed for human consumption are actually bad for the... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2014
    Note: If you haven't noticed from my lack of posting, I'm sick today and took everything in my medicine cabinet so I should either be better or dead by tomorrow. This is BurritoBox, a vending machine just rolled out in West Hollywood that dispenses hot burritos in 60-seconds. ... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2014
    Mountain Dew and Cheetos: the stereotypical bane of every gamer's keyboard. But do gamers actually eat Cheetos and Mountain Dew all the time? Yes. Although right now I'm on more of a Andy Capp's Hot Fries and Code Red kick. MY LIPS AND FINGERS ARE SO RED. Mountain Dew fl... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2014
    Because nobody wants to get eaten by a shark (although I have fantasized about it before), 320 sharks known to lurk in the waters off Western Australia have been fitted with tags that will send a tweet from the Surf Life Saving Twitter account if they swim within a kilometer of... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2013
    Because who has the patience for a human waiter to walk your food out to you (what is this, the 1900's? I had sex with a hologram before work this morning), the C One Espresso Cafe in New Zealand will start delivering sliders and fries in pneumatic tubes, straight to your tabl... / Continue →