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  • April 25, 2015
    This is a video of an octopus chasing a crab. Despite a valiant effort to escape, the crab loses. Now I want crabs. I remember going crabbing in Maryland by tying a piece of frozen chicken to a string and slowly pulling the crabs out of the water. One time a crab pinched me... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2015
    This is the Dragon Cake Pan available from ThinkGeek ($25). It produces cakes that look like a dragon wrapped around three eggs. If you do buy one and use it, you should lie to your friends and tell them you actually carved the cake. Anyone who believes you is gullible and s... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2015
    This is the Spaghetti Meatballwich available from The Carving Board in Los Angeles. It has meatballs, mozzarella and marinara packed between baked spaghetti buns. I'm gonna go try it, I'll report back shortly. Five minutes later: Okay, I thinks somebody stole my car. "No, y... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2015
    Note: Larger version HERE in case you're not staring at your monitor with a magnifying glass. If you are though, next you should look at the sun. This is a map compiled by Playboy using data from AskReddit (sounds legit) showing each state's signature dish. Rocky Mountain Oy... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2015
    This is the Silencing Slider, a $69 ball-gag that looks like a little cheeseburger. $69 -- I see what you did there. Although I feel 69 with a ball-gag is gonna leave one party pretty disappointed. The cheeseburgag is being sold by Etsy shop burgergag, who ONLY sell burger b... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2015
    Dicks By Mail is a service that allows you to anonymously send a bag of edible dicks to anyone you hate for $15. The package comes with a 5-ounce bag of gummy peens and a note that reads 'EAT A BAG OF DICKS'. Pretty straightforward. Although when I first read about it I did ... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2015
    This is a live news broadcast from Fox 45 in Baltimore when the studio cuts to traffic reporter Traffic Jam Jimmy (who looks suspiciously like a cross between off-season Santa and a lucky troll doll) and catch him going through the drive-thru at McDonald's. He wants a fish san... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2015
    This is a video of an orchid mantis (previously: a bunch of pictures of them) mimicking an orchid to catch a bee and EAT ITS FILTHY POLLINATING FACE OFF. The mantises also eat flies and butterflies -- pretty much anything that's attracted to an orchid. Humans are attracted to... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2015
    Because some companies are cool arriving unfashionably late to the bacon game, Little Caesars has just announced a dip-dish pepperoni pizza with a crust wrapped in 3.5-feet of bacon slices. I imagine it will be every bit as disappointing as the last time you thought Little Cae... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2015
    This is Skyrocket Toys' Candy Craft Chocolate Pen, due out this fall (just in time for Christmas!) for around $30. It uses an electric motor to extrude liquid chocolate that quickly hardens into the shape of the penis you just drew. Now, before you start complaining about ho... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2015
    Aquarists P. Zelda Montoya and Barrett L. Christie at the Dallas Zoo and Children's Aquarium successfully blended creamy peanut butter with salt water and fed it to moon jellyfish. Why? I'm not sure, presumably just so they could say they raised peanut butter jellyfish. WORT... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2015
    This is KFC's Double Down Dog, a hotdog with a fried chicken for a bun and drizzled with a cheese sauce that looks like mustard. Obviously, they blew it by not adding chili and diced onions. I would still eat one. Unfortunately, they've only been introduced to South Korea an... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2015
    Japancrate is a monthly subscription service that sends a crate of Japanese candy right to your door. They come in three varieties, depending on your budget/how much weird candy you think you can stomach in a month: Mini: $12/Month 4-6 Candies Half Pound Crate Origina... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2015
    This is 'Jurassic Sweet', a mashup by artist Alejo Malia imagining dinosaurs as delicious treats. And here I've thought dinosaurs were sweet enough without a sugary coating. Speaking of -- what do you think dinosaurs smelled like? Because in my mind velociraptors smelled lik... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2014
    This is the Doctor Who Sonic Screwdriver flatware set available from ThinkGeek. It costs $30 for a spoon, fork and knife. For reference, that's $10 per utensil, or $2 more than I paid in total for a 20-piece set of flatware from IKEA (I got this one). Still, maybe you're ric... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2014
    These are the 5-pound gummi skulls designed and sold by Vat19 (of disgustingly large 26-pound gummi bear and python fame) and Firebox. The $40-55 skulls comes in blue raspberry, grape, and red cherry, pack over 7,000 calories, and more than enough sugar to give your children's... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2014
    PROTIP: Ramp up the volume and prepare to thrash. This is a video of two women cooking shrimp in less than a second with some sort of shrimp-shooting air cannon, breading/egg wash blasters, and a fireball. I don't even know what they're selling, but you better believe I'm on ... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2014
    This is a short video introducing Pizza Hut UK's new 'Subliminal Menu'. It works by tracking your eye movement as you look at the 20 ingredients, then uses an algorithm to guess which of the 4,896 combinations you want based on how long you looked at each ingredient. The syst... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2014
    Note: I moved this post up from last year for relevance, originally posted December 2013. This is the Cthulhu inspired Christmas dinner made by Texan Rusty Eulberg and his wife. It consists of a bacon layered turkey (although way more bacon definitely wouldn't hurt anything... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2014
    This is the Giant Ice Cream Scoop available from Hammacher Schlemmer. It costs $60 *spit-takes rainbow sprinkles* and scoops out a whole pint. Alternatively, buy Ben & Jerry's. That's what I do. I don't even need a spoon, I just peel back the paper as I eat my way down. Do... / Continue →