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  • May 2, 2014
    These are the £99 (~$167) Saucony x End Clothing Shadow 5000 Burgers. They're sneakers that are supposed to look like burgers. Just plain burgers though, no cheese. Huge mistake guys, everybody loves cheeseburgers. Whatever you do, just don't try to eat them. Jk jk, totally... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2014
    P0rnBurger is a website chronicling a man's journey to cook one magnificent burger a week, and take a picture of it. Then eat it. Eventually, it will make its way to the bottom of a toilet bowl, but the website doesn't document that part of the adventure. And I'm okay with ... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2013
    Because who has the patience for a human waiter to walk your food out to you (what is this, the 1900's? I had sex with a hologram before work this morning), the C One Espresso Cafe in New Zealand will start delivering sliders and fries in pneumatic tubes, straight to your tabl... / Continue →
  • November 27, 2013
    This is the Liberation Wrapper, a burger wrapper designed by the DENTSU EAST advertising agency for the Japanese fast food chain Freshness Burger. Apparently large, open mouths are frowned upon in Japan. Here in the US they're the standard. "UP YOURS, JACKASS!" See? The w... / Continue →
  • August 15, 2013
    Note: Larger version HERE in case you're really into New England. This is a map of the United States of Fast Food created by Thrillist. Each state is represented by a food chain (with an emphasis on fast food) that either first started or is headquartered in the state (you can... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2013
    This is the AT-AT some Imperial employee at Whataburger made out of those little ketchup buckets. You know, it's a real shame this isn't all the rage like taking a picture of yourself licking somebody's food is. Thanks to my buddy Terry, who refuses to eat fast food (more tha... / Continue →
  • June 19, 2013
    This is a series of Disney princesses reimagined as scantily armored warriors by artist Mike Roshuk. Why all the bare midriffs? Because they're so badass they don't NEED armor there. Somebody shoots an arrow at you? Deflect it with a blade. Don't have a blade? FLEX THOSE... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2012
    Momentum Machines has created a hamburger making robot named Burgeon that will be able to produce up to 360 burgers an hour. Like, from start to finish. It won't kill the cow though. Humanity? Yes, and not just through obesity. Of course, the Burgeon doesn't appear to ac... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2012
    Because what good is Satan if you can't chain him under a grill in the back of a truck and use his heat to cook some burgers, the 666 Burger foodtruck in New York is offering a $666 'Douche Burger', beating the previous record holder for world's most expensive burger by over $3... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2011
    This is a massive gallery of geeky swimsuits and dresses from Black Milk (previous collection HERE). If you can look past the "in desperate need of cheeseburgers and asses" models (and it's easy cause they're f***ing rails!), the designs are actually pretty sweet. Swimsuits a... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2011
    You know what the problem with current smartphones are? They're not easy enough to lose. Enter the PaperPhone, a paper-thin smartphone capable of doing everything your current phone can except have a color screen/take high-res photos/not accidentally get thrown away like a ha... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2010
    Allegedly this is the world's largest "fixed" barbecue grill. Fixed liked it remains in one spot, not fixed like it got its nuts cut and has to wear a cone. It can cook 1,000 sausages or 500 hamburgers at the same time. Good thing too! (I'm fat you see) It's the brainchild... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2010
    A footlong cheeseburger for $4. You can't beat that with a stick hardened artery! I mean you could, but that would be f***ing disgusting and you better believe I'd scream like a little girl if I saw you do it. Carl's Jr. simply couldn't sit still too long while KFC hopped in... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2009
    What could be better after an article about a hideous dead monster than a food-related post about the world's largest commercially available burger? Happy lunching west coasters! Do they sell good falafel out there? I'd appreciate some if they do. Also, ripe avocado. It'... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2009
    This is the world's smallest (and cutest) combo meal. It consists of a little cheeseburger with all the fixins, a very small fry, and a miniscule soda. It's all real too. Hit the jump to see just how small it is (burger is about 1" round), along with a link to more pictures ... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2009
    Somebody went and made a batch of cupcakes that look like hamburgers. I think their maker did a great job, don't you? Because you'll be meeting yours if you disagree. Yeah, that was a threat. No, not a treat, a threat. I'll kill you, yo. I mean it. These are vanilla cupca... / Continue →