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  • November 16, 2015
    This is the Star Wars Ewok Knit Hooded Scarf available from ThinkGeek. It costs $25 and kind of makes you look like an Ewok. I say kind of because I can still tell the girl in the picture is human. I am a detective. Besides, you don't want to look too much like an Ewok anyw... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2015
    These are the mouth and ear candles made and sold by Etsy shop uncannyartshop. They cost $18 apiece and come in 15 different scents. Sadly, burning flesh isn't one of them. The ear one kind of reminds me of Sloth from the Goonies. HEY YOU GUYS! Who else was jealous of Slot... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2014
    WARNING: THERE WILL BE TEARS. Seen here looking suspiciously like Kevin Arnold's mother from The Wonder Years, 40-year old Jo Milne hears for the first time thanks to cochlea implants. I cried. Then I got embarrassed and started yelling at the person filming for recording in... / Continue →
  • August 30, 2013
    This is a series of underwear for ladies (and dudes who wear lady's underwear) featuring hand-sewn animal faces and little ears. They're for sale by Etsy seller knickerocker, who also makes matching crop tops of the same animal faces, which I actually took the time to look thr... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2012
    Let's face it: everyone, deep down in their coal-black hearts, is a furry. Except -- EXCEPT -- for me an all the normal f***ing people who are actually scalies/featheries. CAW, CAW! This is a pair of homemade animatronic cat ears similar to the Neurowear ones except these o... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2012
    This is a pair of Mario Piranha Plant earrings from Etsy seller Lizglizz (not to be confused with Les Glass, the patriarch of J.D. Salinger's fictional Glass family. I know -- I was lost for a second too). They look like they're biting your lobes, but they're really not -- th... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2011
    Remember the iconic skateboard scene from the original Back to the Future? Don't lie, I know you do! Also, keep a stash of cookies next to the bed. Go on, admit it. "I do." Don't worry, that'll be our little secret. Hey -- HEY EVERYBODY: THIS GUY KEEPS A BOX OF COOKIES N... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2011
    Forget cat ears, I wanna know more about that hunk on the poster! This is a pair of mind-controlled cat ears designed by Neurowear. Basically, when you're not concentrating (which is always for me), they lay down. When you focus, they perk up. If you try wrapping your head ... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2011
    Because there are some nutjobs in the world that can't look at an animal without thinking it looks like Yoda (bat here and cat here), here's the latest: a Filipino tarsier. ZIPPTY-ZAP! "Tarsier, not taser." Right, I knew that. It's not clear wether the animal used the Force... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2010
    WARNING: Picture after the jump is graphic on account of one of the bloodiest ears I've ever seen. "Eh, I've seen bloodier." Good for you. A Texas man was unseriously injured after his Motorola Droid exploded in his ear after ending a call. TOLD YA'LL YOU CAN'T TRUST THOSE ... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2010
    Okay so that's not an actual award. Still, the Motorola Droid Pro come preloaded with the most painful default ringtone your eardrums could imagine. I've embedded the thing below, so hit play and give it a listen. Then, right before you stab yourself in the ears with a pen, ... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2010
    Chris Haines (not to be confused with pedo-buster Chris Hansen) designed this 'Turn Me On' power switch. It turns lights on and off not by the flick of a finger, but by the blow of an ear. How erotic! Now I know what you're thinking, "but GW -- wouldn't it be easier to find ... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2010
    Jake is a Geekologie Reader with a Death Star/TIE Fighter tattoo in his left ear. As you can see, it compliments his ear plug nicely. Now I know what you're wondering, "But what if he got it in his right ear -- would that make him gay?" And the answer, moron, is no. Being a... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2010
    Free booze: want. Bullet earphones: do not want. These Teknines Nine Millimeter Earphones from MUNITO look like bullets but they are in fact earphones. The copper alloy cases are gold plated and the cords are covered in Kevlar, and yes you will look like a pathetic wannabe ga... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2009
    This is a video of a guy performing a very special trick with his dog and a laser pointer. Now I don't want to ruin it for you, so I'll just say this: at least he didn't draw on the dude's face, because that would have been wrong (his shoes are, in fact, off). Also, not to st... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2009
    Born without ears? Lose them in a samurai sword fight? Whatever the case, for those of you who have found yourself both aurally and ocularly challenged, you may want to consider pierced glasses. Pierced glasses are a pair of prescription eyeglasses that stay affixed to your ... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2009
    Well folks, it's 4.20, and if I was still in college right now I'd be rolling a four-paper dank-blunt and skipping all my classes. But I'm not -- I'm at work -- so I'm smoking swag in the janitor's closet and blowing through a spoof. It's pathetic. Not unlike this video, whi... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2009
    Nokia recently held a promotion encouraging designers to make a pair of headphones inspired by their favorite song. The set above is entitled 'I'm Flying' and was (no joke) created in honor of R Kelly's "I Believe I can Fly", which I am now declaring a euphemism for peeing on ... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2009
    First of all, I predicted the Steelers would win the Super Bowl in a post a couple weeks ago. So I am officially magic. And also, I have a fat face. So thank God for this Japanese face slimmer. It's basically a rubber mask you wear to pretend you're a homicidal cannibal and... / Continue →
  • January 16, 2009
    The Gelfin Ear Tip is a brass (not even gold!) piece of jewelry made to insert into an ear piercing so you can look like an idiot. And trust me folks, I'm not saying that to be rude -- I freaking love a good looking elf-ear. This just isn't one of them. And especially not fo... / Continue →