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  • June 7, 2012
    This is a video of TheHumanTim performing a rock version of the theme from LaVar Burton's Reading Rainbow. Not gonna lie, it could have used some Geekologie Writer vocals. *clearing throat* ♫ Butterfly in the sky I can go twice as high Take a look It's in a book A Reading R... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2012
    Four year-old Anthony Smith suffers from hearing loss and has to wear a blue hearing aid (Blue?! MAKE IT FLESH TONE). The only problem is he doesn't like wearing his hearing aid because none of the superheroes in comics do. Enter Anthony's concerned mother, stage left. No --... / Continue →
  • September 14, 2011
    Listen: I hate my ears as much as the next person with grotesquely oversized lobes, but do see me designing $20 iPhone cases that make it look like I'm rocking different ears? No, you don't. But mostly because you can't actually see me at all, and you should be thankful for t... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2011
    Forget cat ears, I wanna know more about that hunk on the poster! This is a pair of mind-controlled cat ears designed by Neurowear. Basically, when you're not concentrating (which is always for me), they lay down. When you focus, they perk up. If you try wrapping your head ... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2011
    Remember earlier this week when I posted a video of Super Mario Bros. with updated sound effects and you were all like "LAME!" "donkeyballs!" "GW suuuuuuucks"? Well here's another one created by sound-designer Jake Kaufman with a bunch of other games just to spite you. YOU HE... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2011
    Proving that I've been treasure hunting in the wrong place my entire life, Vietnamese fans of 'ear-picking' claim there's a g-spot in the ear capable of producing orgasm-like reactions. Wait -- what?! Also, WTF is ear-picking? I'm not gonna lie, that shit sounds nasty. *wip... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2011
    Note: The most romantic hour of audio to make sweet, prehistoric love to is after the jump. This is John Williams' iconic theme to Jurassic Park slowed down 1,000%, stretching it out to just under an hour of pure, unadulterated sensuality. Just kidding, I adulterated it right... / Continue →
  • October 19, 2010
    Ever wonder what your musical preference would look like plotted against time? Me neither, but only because I spend my time wondering about more important stuff. Stuff like, oh I don't know, what's the optimal peanut butter to jelly ratio for a sandwich. And, even more impor... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2010
    Aural fetish "scientists" at the University of South Hampton claim they've developed a biometric ear scanner than can identify individuals with almost perfect accuracy. I'm skeptical, but still cutting both my ears off tonight. Suck it, Van Gogh -- GO BIG OR GO HOME! Biometr... / Continue →
  • September 27, 2010
    Chris Haines (not to be confused with pedo-buster Chris Hansen) designed this 'Turn Me On' power switch. It turns lights on and off not by the flick of a finger, but by the blow of an ear. How erotic! Now I know what you're thinking, "but GW -- wouldn't it be easier to find ... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2010
    Jake is a Geekologie Reader with a Death Star/TIE Fighter tattoo in his left ear. As you can see, it compliments his ear plug nicely. Now I know what you're wondering, "But what if he got it in his right ear -- would that make him gay?" And the answer, moron, is no. Being a... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because these beats are so fresh they'd make the front page look rotten. This is a little composition by Eclectic Method appropriately titled '8-Bit Mixtape'. It's basically a bunch of beats and audio effects from old video games strung together ... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2010
    This is a video of an elvish looking guy with really pretty lips singing every part of the Pokémon theme acapella and multi-tracking them all. I've been dancing to it in my out of my underwear all morning. It's like he's singing straight to my soul! With a total of 58 diffe... / Continue →
  • June 21, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because these beats are far too fresh for the front page. I've been known to beat the occasional box before but only because I used to work for Fed-Ex and I was contractually obligated. This guy does it for fun. Admittedly, he does do an amazing... / Continue →
  • June 19, 2010
    Note: Videos are after the jump because there wasn't enough cowbell for the front page. This is a video series of some Japanese guy playing the music and sound effects to old Nintendo games on a violin as they're being played. He has a whole bunch of them on his Youtube pag... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because real men don't cry on the homepage. This is a video of 8-month old Jonathan having his cochlear implant activated and hearing his mother's voice for the first time. It's heartwarming. The burrito I got from a roadside stand last night at... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump due to its electrifying nature. You know, or to keep scripts on the front page to a minimum. This is a rendition of the Dr. Who theme as performed on Tesla coils at the recent Makers Faire in San Mateo, CA. I'd make love to it -- aaaand a Victor... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2010
    NOTE: Hit the jump for the video. And I encourage you to make a noise when you do it and tell the rest of us what it sounded like in the comments. The one I made sounded like one of those slide-y doors on Star Trek. If you're a longer short-time reader of Geekologie and not ... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2010
    Beginning this month, GPS giant TomTom will be releasing one Star Wars character a month whose voice will be available for $13 download to guide you to your destination. They kicked it off with Darth Vader, but next is C-3PO, followed by Yoda and Han Solo. You can hear some p... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    Youtuber Sakanakao went and 8-bit-ized Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon'. This is 'Money', but if that's not your bag you can click the Youtube link and check out the other songs. Or don't, what do I care? I'll only kill you if you don't. Hit the jump for the video and a... / Continue →