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  • November 17, 2009
    Remember the video of the world's drunkest/crunkest/least stand-uppiest man trying to score some beer from the convenience store? Well it turns out he was battling a previously unseen wizard trying to prevent him from drinking and walking. This security footage, enhanced with... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2009
    In a study that surprises nobody who's woken up still Tyrannosaurus Wrecked from the night before in a puddle of someone else's urine and eaten the breakfast of gods, scientists have discovered bacon really does cure a hangover. "Bread is high in carbohydrates and bacon is f... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2009
    It never ceases to amaze me the talent you Geekologie Readers possess. In this particular case, reader Bexx B. made a 1-Up mushroom out of the cork from a bottle of tequila she chugged. *swoon* So, because I am a drunkard. After finishing off my bottle of Trader joes Tequila... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2008
    This piece of crap from Scotsman Beverage Systems dispenses ice from the top, and soda from the bottom. ZOMG, sorcery! It's supposed to revolutionize the beverage serving industry but it's not going to. What it is going to revolutionize is landfills. The system works thanks... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2008
    Drunk calculator applications already exist for the iPhone, but this one is more in depth. And freer. Because it's free. You can choose exactly what you've had to drink, and based on your weight, it determines how sloshed you are. Like right now it's telling me I shouldn't ... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2008
    Police in Saratoga Springs, NY are looking for the asshats in this video for breaking that poor fiberglass horse after repeatedly trying to mount it in their drunken stupor. There were three people involved, two males and a female (obviously a lady of the night). Catone sai... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2008
    Google recently unveiled a Gmail application that may help prevent drunk emailing. When in use, the program requires a potential emailer to solve a few mathematical problems before the message can be sent. Pretty clever, now make something similar for cell phones and we'll be... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2008
    Etsy seller hesslerk is selling this sleek Heineken mini keg amp for $120. My liver suffered to bring you this awesome amp, don't worry... the beer went to a good cause! The sleek design and sound quality will blow you away! Works great for Guitar, Bass, and MP3 players. Plug... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2008
    No, it wasn't me. I don't drink and drive. I drink and walk. And already have enough trouble with that. Stanley Kobierowski though, he's another story. Stanley Kobierowski, 34, of North Providence, was arrested after he drove into a highway message board on Interstate 95 i... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2008
    Well folks, they finally got me. After months of (relatively) incident free cooler scooting around town, I finally scored my first DWI while doing 13 MPH down the sidewalk. Leslie J. "Bomber" Marr, 57, was charged with driving while intoxicated and aggravated unlicensed ope... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2008
    Sobrietol is some mystery formula of cancer-causing agents that reduces your blood alcohol content after a heavy night of drinking. And let me tell you -- as someone who thought yesterday was Friday and went out and got shit-hammered -- I lost my shoes. Have you ever had on... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2008
    Canoflauge can covers are made out of vinyl and printed to look like soda cans. You just wrap one around a cold beer, and presto, time to drink in public. I think they could have done a little better with the names, but whatever, you'll have your hand around it anyways. The ... / Continue →