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  • April 14, 2014
    This is 'The Arousal', a champagne flavored ice cream that packs 25mg (the lowest dose pill) of Viagra in each scoop. Make yourself a sundae and rock a week-long boner! The ice cream was developed by Charlie Harry Francis of Lick Me I'm Delicious (of $225/scoop glow-in-the-da... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2014
    These are Wine-O-Saurs, handcrafted wooden wine bottle holders that look like dinosaurs. They come in Stegosaurus, Parasaur and Dimetrodon species and are the brainchild of Pete Betcher, who sells them in his Etsy store TheBackPackShoppe for $40 apiece (along with Triforce and... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2014
    Yes, of course Florida. This the CCTV footage of a topless woman in a thong (presumably on drink/drugs) going bonkers in a McDonald's. She yells at the employees, beats her head on the counter a couple times, climbs behind the counter and proceeds to knock a bunch of shit ove... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2014
    So, can I drink that as-is or do I need to wait? "You need to wait." Woopsie. *wiping mustache* Bone Dusters Paleo Ale is a soon-to-be-released beer from Lost Rhino Brewing Company of Ashburn, Virginia, that's brewed with a new yeast subspecies swabbed from an ancient fossil... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2014
    Meet Warnog, an officially licensed Star Trek beer. It's a 'Roggen Dunkel' (dark rye) style beer with "notes of clove, banana and caramel." Those are not notes I generally like in my beer. Call me old fashioned (or a redneck), but I only like two notes in my beer: cheap, and... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2014
    This is a video of Neil DeGrasse Tyson discussing Sir Isaac Newton that's been slowed down to give him the appearance of being higher than a space kite. That's pretty much me all the time, except I'm not stoned, my brain just works slow. Plus all the nerves in my face melted ... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2014
    This is a series of 90's cartoon characters imagined as sad-ass drug addicts by artist Paul Ribera. They're all incredibly disturbing. Like walking in on your roommate with his penis in his hand. Because that happened to me. I mean masturbating is normal and all, but not wh... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    This is the $225 Flask Bracelet designed by Cynthia Rowley. It holds 3 ounces of booze. That's about two shots. Which is about four shots too few to go see a movie. Hell, I can't even watch an Adult Swim cartoon with so little. Plan B: beer helmet filled with tequila. You... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2014
    In news that shouldn't surprise anyone, 13-year old Girl Scout Danielle Lei and her mother sold a ton of Girl Scout cookies after setting up shop outside a San Francisco cannabis clinic. No word how many of those boxers were bought by her mother after taking a quick trip insid... / Continue →
  • February 21, 2014
    This are remakes of the 'Too Cool To Do Drugs' pencils that were handed out in the 90's until people realized when you sharpened them the message changed and recalled them all. And now BRRYBNDS is selling five packs for $5. In case you're listening to this in my soothing robo... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2014
    This is Badfish Extracts' cannabis infused beef jerky. It's currently being evaluated by third-party tester Santa Cruz Labs to see how potent it is before hitting the market. That's the thing about cannabis edibles -- you never know what you're getting yourself into. Sometim... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2014
    Note: This is only the beginning of the process, the rest is after the jump. This is a pictorial of the process Scottish forensic scientist Nigel used to recreate the face of a Crystal Head Vodka bottle. Is it really what his face would look like? No clue. Because when I wa... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2014
    These are Cannadoms, weed flavored pecker jackets. They cost €1.50 (~$2) apiece, and I'm not sure I trust my birth control to a weed-related company. What if they got high and forgot to manufacture tips on them all? Maybe they're just chronic flavored penis sleeves. Plus wh... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2014
    This is one of the crack pipe vending machines installed by the non-profit Portland Hotel Society's Drug Users Resource Center in Vancouver, Canada. The hope is that the 25¢ Pyrex crack pipes will help prevent the spread of disease among drug users. I don't care if caring mea... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2014
    This is the series of Disney character inspired cocktails made by Cody of Cocktails by Cody. I would drink all of them. EXCEPT the ones that are any color besides brown. I don't drink blue drinks, I don't drink pink drinks, and I don't drink anything that comes with fruit or... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2014
    41-year old John R. Morales used to play McGruff the Crime Dog. That was many moons ago. Apparently since then he started a massive pot growing operation and was just sentenced to 16 years in the slammer for the results of a raid on his home in 2011. And that, my friends, is... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2014
    These are the Nintendo branded ecstasy pills recently spotted around the Belgium club scene. My scene? Dark bars where you have to sit with your back to a wall because you never know when somebody is gonna feel stabby. Per a user's experience: 12pm - both rolling hard, i'm... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2014
    This is the $42 Jake the Dog sherlock pipe blown and sold by Etsy seller endioDesigns. The pipes are made to order though, so if you want a different style of eyes or something I'm sure they'd be willing to work with you. My coworkers? My coworkers proved unwilling to work w... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2014
    I'm so high I'm gonna eat this. In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who's ever dreamed of being a drug-abusing teenage dolphin, scientists have discovered groups of young dolphins chew puffer fish to get high. Me? I chew puffer fish because I like the way their spines ti... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2013
    In news that sounds suspiciously like a shitty MacGyver episode, researchers at York University in Toronto, Canada, were able to send the text message 'O CANADA' twelve feet across the room using vodka. It marks the first time 'O CANADA' has ever been sent as a text message. ... / Continue →