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  • October 20, 2014
    In what may prove to be the most epic beer run of all time, scientists have determined that gas cloud G34.3 in the constellation Aquila has enough alcohol to provide 300,000 beers to every human on earth for a billion years. Obviously, I've already punched the cloud's coordina... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2014
    In news that's sure to give Michelangelo a raging green boner (PROTIP: try not to look at it), Stoned Oven Gourmet Pizza in Los Angeles is now selling cannabis infused frozen pizzas through dispensaries (although people have been making weed pizzas themselves forever). Cool, b... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2014
    This is a video of ready-to-die Will Williams chugging a fifth of Jack Daniels in 13-seconds. You should not try this at home. Or a friend's home. Or in a nearby parking lot like Will is in the video. Nice Mumford & Sons shirt, by the way. You like that 'I Will Wait' song ... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2014
    Foria is a mix of medical cannabis oil and coconut oil for use on vaginas that contains 2mg of THC per spray. It's recommended you spray 12mg (~6 sprays) in and around your vagina, then relax for 30 minutes while it starts to do its thing. It's thing being "feelings of enhanc... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    Rhode Island brewery Narragansett Beer is re-releasing the 1975 can design as seen in the iconic can vs. Styrofoam cup crushing scene in Jaws (video after the jump). The throwback cans will only be available for a limited time though, so drink as many of them as you can while ... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2014
    Notice how I opted against using 'Pounding' in the title? It wasn't easy. Possibly the hardest decision I've ever had to make. This is the Planet Series of beers from Bell's Brewery in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Each was inspired by Gustav Holst's orchestral composition, 'The Pla... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2014
    This is a video of bartender Po Hseng Hsu, who's been dubbed the Bruce Lee of flair bartending. He does have some pretty cool tricks, I especially like when he spins the bottle on the cup. I could watch stuff like this all day, just as long as that's not my drink I'm waiting ... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2014
    This is the $350 eCool cooler. What does the e stand for? Environmental? No clue. Who cares anyways. The cooler, which is buried about 4-feet underground, can hold up to 24 cans which can be loaded or extracted via hand-crank. How cold the drinks get depends on the tempera... / Continue →
  • May 22, 2014
    The FBI is currently having to reconsider their zero-tolerance policy on cannabis smokers because apparently some of the best and brightest anti-hackers like to get high. Including before coming to work or an interview. Man, I remember the first time I showed up for an interv... / Continue →
  • May 22, 2014
    This is a parody of Cosmos featuring Montez (Erik Griffin) from Workaholics as a high Neil DeGrasse Tyson. It's worth a watch. I especially liked the end. Of course the end of most things is the best part because 1) if it sucked then at least it's almost over and 2) if it wa... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2014
    This is the drinking itinerary for the Ultimate Drink Connoisseur's Holiday, a drinking vacation that takes you to ten different locations around the world (including Monaco, Cognac and Dubai) to sample some of the rarest and most expensive drinks and cocktails. It costs £750,... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2014
    These are the LEGO shot glasses available from ThinkGeek ($20 for 4). They're not actually licensed LEGO products though because LEGO doesn't promote underage drinking, plus why pay for licensing rights when you don't have to? That is like flushing money down the toilet. Sam... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2014
    Remember the FlaskTie for men? Well now the makers are back with the FlaskScarf for women. Each $25 scarf (which comes in a variety of colors and stripes) has a hidden bladder than can hold up to 8-ounces of booze. Pregnant? Fill it with juice instead! Not pregnant? Get d... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2014
    Because sometimes trying to sneak a bottle of bourbon taped to your nuts into a sporting event still gets confiscated by security, now there's Palcohol, a powdered alcohol that's just been approved for sale in the US. That way security will just think it's fat sack of coke and... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2014
    This is 'The Arousal', a champagne flavored ice cream that packs 25mg (the lowest dose pill) of Viagra in each scoop. Make yourself a sundae and rock a week-long boner! The ice cream was developed by Charlie Harry Francis of Lick Me I'm Delicious (of $225/scoop glow-in-the-da... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2014
    These are Wine-O-Saurs, handcrafted wooden wine bottle holders that look like dinosaurs. They come in Stegosaurus, Parasaur and Dimetrodon species and are the brainchild of Pete Betcher, who sells them in his Etsy store TheBackPackShoppe for $40 apiece (along with Triforce and... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2014
    Yes, of course Florida. This the CCTV footage of a topless woman in a thong (presumably on drink/drugs) going bonkers in a McDonald's. She yells at the employees, beats her head on the counter a couple times, climbs behind the counter and proceeds to knock a bunch of shit ove... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2014
    So, can I drink that as-is or do I need to wait? "You need to wait." Woopsie. *wiping mustache* Bone Dusters Paleo Ale is a soon-to-be-released beer from Lost Rhino Brewing Company of Ashburn, Virginia, that's brewed with a new yeast subspecies swabbed from an ancient fossil... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2014
    Meet Warnog, an officially licensed Star Trek beer. It's a 'Roggen Dunkel' (dark rye) style beer with "notes of clove, banana and caramel." Those are not notes I generally like in my beer. Call me old fashioned (or a redneck), but I only like two notes in my beer: cheap, and... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2014
    This is a video of Neil DeGrasse Tyson discussing Sir Isaac Newton that's been slowed down to give him the appearance of being higher than a space kite. That's pretty much me all the time, except I'm not stoned, my brain just works slow. Plus all the nerves in my face melted ... / Continue →