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  • May 19, 2015
    The Boozie is a seemingly normal looking hoodie that has two hidden flasks in the back of the hood, each with its own drawstring straw (previously: hoodies you can smoke weed out of). $95 will get you one if they meet their $50,000 funding goal. Will they meet that goal? I d... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2015
    The HYDAWAY is a $20 water bottle made out of food-grade silicone. They're completely collapsible and reusable (top-rack dishwasher safe), so you can feel good knowing you're not contributing to the 90,000 plastic water bottles thrown away every 60 seconds IN THE US ALONE. Th... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2015
    This is a series of Pokemon themed coffee and tea mugs designed and sold by Toxikon on Society 6. They cost $15 for 11oz mugs, $18 for 15oz mugs, and sadly do not come in a 36oz versions for the serious coffee drinkers like myself. You know what my coffee drinking record for ... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2015
    These are the brain specimen drink coasters available from ThinkGeek ($20 for set of 10). Each coaster looks like a different cross section cut from a brain, and stacked resemble a whole brain. Me? I only operate with a quarter of a brain. "You're being generous." I probab... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2015
    This is the Constellation Mug available from Uncommon Goods ($13). When filled with a hot beverage (preferably lava), twelve different constellations are revealed in the stars. What's your favorite constellation? Mine's Orion. I especially like his belt. Because without it... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2015
    This is the series of four 'On The Rocks' glasses available from UncommonGoods ($48 for the set). Each 13oz glass is wrapped with a photorealistic closeup of a different kind of stone taken by photographer Barry Rosenthal. If dropped, they will still shatter though, because t... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2015
    Working with scientists from the Leuven Institute for Beer Research (which is apparently a real institute and should hire me), the Stallhagen brewery in Finland has successfully recreated a beer from intact bottles found aboard a 1842 shipwreck. Me? I drank a case of Coors Ban... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2015
    Sure to be the biggest thing to happen to milk since chocolate, Prairie Farms has just announced a limited edition of Peeps flavored milks. The milks will come in Easter egg nog, chocolate marshmallow and regular marshmallow flavors, and give you a stomachache. You know, I ma... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2015
    Because you're that parent, this is a baby bottle that looks like a little beer bottle. Available for pre-order from Fred & Friends for $12, the Lil Lager Baby Bottle makes the perfect intro into beer for your youngster. After all, it's only a couple more years before they ca... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2015
    Whiskey Bullets ($45) are pieces of milled stainless steel in the shape of bullets that you put in the freezer, then add to your favorite sipping drink to chill it without dilution. There's nothing really special about them compared to the other carved rock and metal drink chi... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2014
    Somabar is a countertop robotic bartender that can mix perfectly proportioned drinks in less than five seconds using the six liquid ingredients of your choosing. You just fill up the six reservoirs ("Soma pods") with your choice of booze and mixers, use the app to tell the mac... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2014
    Because apparently some people weren't aware the Sriracha bubble has already burst (not unlike the bacon bubble of the late 2000's), Rogue Brewery has just introduced Sriracha Stout. I will pass. Out. I will pass out after drinking 14 Sierra Nevadas instead. ROGUE Srirach... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2014
    Just keep drinking, Jen -- that bouquet is mine. Because who doesn't want to drink out of a bottle that fifty other people's lips have touched, this is a video from a GoPro attached to a bottle of Fireball (sweet, cinnamon flavored candy liquor designed for children) being pas... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2014
    This is an already funded Kickstarter project for the BeerLoft storage system ($20 for one, $35 for two). Each strip adheres to the top of the fridge with a piece of 3M adhesive and can hold up to the three beers (or other metal-topped bottles) using neodymium magnets. Unfort... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2014
    Note: Video is entirely NSFW unless you work somewhere really cool. Seen here being waxed on by Mr. Miyagi, this is a video of the $5,000 realistic naked lady dolls from Japan that squirt drink out one breast when you squeeze the other. Several of the people in the video don'... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2014
    The award-winning De Halve Maan brewery in Bruges (weird movie) has just been approved to construct a 1.8-mile beer pipeline to connect its downtown brewery (where it's been brewing beer for almost five centuries) with a newly constructed bottling plant outside of town. The pi... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2014
    After a successful fan campaign to bring the drink back (hey, everybody uses their spare time in different ways -- some just more meaningfully than others), Coca-Cola has just announced it's bring SURGE soda back to market. *glug glug glug, shivers* Oh yeah, I can already fee... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2014
    Fart Code is a free app that allows you to scan barcodes and determine how bad the ingredients in what you're about to eat are going to make you bust awful, brain-cell killing farts. You just scan a code and it brings up a list of ingredients that are known toot-producers, and... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2014
    This is a video of ready-to-die Will Williams chugging a fifth of Jack Daniels in 13-seconds. You should not try this at home. Or a friend's home. Or in a nearby parking lot like Will is in the video. Nice Mumford & Sons shirt, by the way. You like that 'I Will Wait' song ... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2014
    This is the $15 Game of Thrones Stark Direwolf Sculpted Mug. It holds 12-ounces of coffee and booze, has "WINTER IS COMING" printed on the side and a 3D gray direwolf head in the bottom. Will it be enough to scare away whoever's been sneaking laxatives into my coffee every mo... / Continue →