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  • November 2, 2011
    According to astronomers, next Tuesday an asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier (~1,300-feet for those of you who don't like your measurements in naval vessels) will pass closer to earth than the moon's orbit, hopefully polishing off humanity like the dinosaurs. *readying t... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2011
    SAT 119 Fire Extinguishers may look like purple drank, but they're actually throwable containers filled with fire-fighting chemicals (or microscopic water-wizards). No word if they're drinkable too, but if they're anything like antifreeze, only in moderation. You huck it at a... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2010
    Listen: I love puking in my mouth, having it spill out into the hand covering my mouth, then into the other hand at my chin, and ultimately onto the bedroom carpet and bathroom floor as much as the next normal person. That is to say, a lot. But I don't need any bacon-flavored... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2010
    This is a picture of the sun's most violent eruption in 15 years (possibly because that comet didn't agree with him), which happened just a few days ago on April 12th and 13th. Amazingly, we all didn't die. Well at least I didn't, I haven't actually left the apartment since M... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2010
    Mr. Mallon used a pinhole camera sitting in his backyard to record the sun's path from June to December of last year. This is the resulting image (in negative form). Looks like, uh, I don't know what it looks like. BESIDES THE MUTHERF***ING MATRIX! You'll never take me aliv... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2010
    This is allegedly a picture of the sun eating a comet. Of course, it could be a picture from inside a birth canal for all I know. WHICH IS EVERYTHING. Yep yep yep -- that's a vagina if I've ever seen one (I haven't is the thing). The destruction of a comet as it approached ... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2010
    I hate to start wild speculation, and I'm by no means one of those foil-hat asshats (industrial-grade aluminum all the way, baby), but this is a picture of an alien spacecraft. Per NASA cover up: ...what Hubble saw indicates that P/2010 A2 is unlike any object ever seen befo... / Continue →