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  • July 30, 2015
    This is Taco Belle, a Beauty and the Beast inspired gown created by fashion designer Olivia Mears (aka Avant-Geek). It has several giant felt tacos on it and accents made from Taco Bell wrappers. I want to smell it. But not in a creepy way. "There is no non-creepy way to sm... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2015
    This is The Dress Of The Phoenix. I don't really have any more information than that except it looks cool and also looks long enough to comfortably wear without underwear. Unless it actually catches fire, then you're gonna wish you were wearing underwear. Right now I wish I ... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2015
    This is the Ocarina Of Time Fit and Flare Dress available from ThinkGeek. It looks like Zelda's dress from Ocarina of Time and costs $40 for any size, including 3XL, which should just about fit me. I'm going to wear it to bed. And to work. I'm going to wear it all the time,... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2014
    This is Dutch designer Anouk Wipprecht's Spider Dress. It monitors the wearer's surroundings and respiration, and extends its legs if their breathing rate increases or somebody comes too close. Not a bad idea. Also, just wildly waving a steak knife around. It seems to work ... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2014
    This is "designer" Elie Tahari's iPhone dress, a dress with a bunch of iPhones attached. Why? Because fashion is dead. And I'm pretty sure my roommate is too because I haven't seen or heard from him in weeks. Dare me to kick down his bedroom door? *BAM!* OMG...OMG... OMG! ... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2014
    This is the $70 Sexy Dinosaur Costume available from Yandy. It's perfect for the woman who wants to look like a woman in a ridiculous shiny dinosaur costume. Now I know you probably thought I would be into this, but come on, even I've got my limits. The arm proportions are a... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2013
    This is the LEGO dress made by designer Rie Hosokai to resemble a similar dress she made entirely out of balloons. Next up? A dress made entirely out of bread clips to resemble the dress made entirely out of LEGO to resemble the dress made entirely out of balloons. That's my... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2013
    This is self-proclaimed 'Destroyer of Cards' Amy Demicco at the PAX East convention in Boston sporting the dress, helmet and axe she made from 800 cut up Magic: The Gathering cards. Now before you go off complaining about how could somebody cut up perfectly good Magic cards, ... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2013
    This is a transforming dress designed by Hussein Chalayan, who has been developing transforming women's fashion since at least this other one I posted back in 2007, except that one transformed INTO A NAKED LADY, making it infinitely better. It's supposed to be fashion FORWARD... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2013
    Don't worry, I just punched myself in the neck for that whole 'you glow girl' thing. I deserved it. And probably much worse. Because we live in the future, and the future shines like the lens flare in a new Star Trek movie, Mattel is releasing a $50(!) Barbie with an interac... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2013
    This is cosplayer Sasha Trabane sporting a TARDIS dress with the TARDIS interior cleverly painted by Andy Coyle in between the pleats. Is that the correct terminology -- pleats? Despite what I may have lead you to believe in the past, I'm not actually an expert on women's fas... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2012
    This is a shot by Flickr users Matt & Kristy from Dragon*Con featuring a lovely lady showing off her map of Middle Earth dress and matching clutch. Are you surprised I know what a clutch is? ME TOO. *eying picture* I don't know, she seems to have a sort of Disney princess a... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2012
    Australian clothing company Black Milk is back at it, this time with an R2-D2 minidress (previously available as a swimsuit) and a Han Solo one-piece. My goodness, is there anything sexier than-- "bikini models?" No, I was going to say Han Solo holding a blaster pistol. TRUT... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2012
    This is a recently released mini-dress (~$105) and set of leggings (~$80) from Black Milk Clothing (of all of these other crazy ladywear things fame). Just a heads up about black milk though: DON'T F***ING DRINK IT. Brown milk? Go for it. Chocolate milk is my jam -- I drink... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2012
    Certainly brings new meaning to 'cocktail dresses', amirite? No? Nevermind then. Seen here looking terrified at whatever she sees off camera (presumably a dog f***ing a tripod), a model wears a dress made from fermented wine. Mmmm, I bet that smells goooooood. Micro'be' fe... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2012
    So I drank over 10,000 drinks last night to celebrate 10,000 articles and I'm gonna be honest with you: I don't feel so hot. Case in point: this Cthulhu ballgown/dress/apron/pinafore thingy. "You said Cthulhu." I say a lot of things I don't mean. This is a pinafore, which I... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2011
    Note: I had to cut a couple out to make the picture a decent size, see the whole thing HERE. These are dress designs by DeviantARTist CdCblanc of Disney princesses (Pocahontas, Tinker Bell, Kida, Mulan, Ariel, Rapunzel and Jasmine) modeling couture designs based on their actua... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2011
    Note: Larger version HERE if you're convinced if the picture were just bigger you'd be able to see Opera's panties grande finale. Ever wondered what Firefox, Opera, Internet Explorer, Chrome and Safari would look like as dresses? Yeah? WELL YOU NEED TO LAY OFF THE F***ING WE... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2011
    Seen here looking like something I'd kill in a video game, a woman displays the DareDroid 2.0, an interactive dress that rewards 'Truth or Dare' participants with cocktails for "legitimate" answers and poison for "illegitimate" ones. Fine, I was lying about the poison thing. ... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2011
    I don't typically cover celebrities because that's not my job, but they don't usually wear shit made out of LEGO either. So here's Fergie looking suspiciously like she colored her eyes with Magic Marker at Nickelodeon's 24th Annual Kids' Choice (Pokémon, I Choose You!) Awards... / Continue →