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  • March 28, 2016
    This is a video of veterinarian Dr Joe Hollins giving Jonathan the Giant Tortoise the first bath of his life. For reference, I have never had a bath and I'm an 800 year old warlock, but you don't see me making the news. Journalism is dead. Jonathan is not though, and lives o... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2016
    This is the Pizza Pocket Shirt. It's the perfect shirt for people who love pizza, messy shirts, and a greasy left nip. The breast pocket is the perfect size for holding a single slice of pizza. Prefer going topless? Maybe the Pizza Pouch Necklace is more your thing. Me? I... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2016
    This is the official LEGO Marble Maze set being released this April. The set was designed by Jason Allemann, whose LEGO labyrinth set this one is based on I previously posted back in 2012 HERE. Well LEGO has finally decided to make it. The 769 piece set will cost $70, which ... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2016
    For those of us without millions of dollars, this is the $6 Pizza Night Light designed by Steph Mantis. It looks like a little slice of cheese pizza on a paper plate and helps keep monsters away while you sleep. Plus illuminate the walk to the bathroom for that 3AM spicy jala... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2016
    This is the £100 (~$144) Star Wars Death Star BBQ available from The Fowndry. It's a stainless steel BBQ grill that looks like the Death Star. Plus its superlaser actually functions as an adjustable thermal exhaust port. *opening lid* Come, young padawans -- the tauntaun bu... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2015
    In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who understands how to make money hand over fist, Disney has just announced it will be adding 14-acre Star Wars Lands to both Disneyland and Disneyworld. They will be the largest single expansions ever made to the parks. Now -- on the c... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2015
    Downtown Disney in Orlando, Florida, has just announced an Indiana Jones themed bar coming this fall. I am probably the most excited a person can be about it, especially considering I'll probably never go. Florida Man has it out for me, and that guy means BUSINESS. Jock Lind... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2015
    After two years up on the LEGO Ideas website, a proposal for Daft Punk minifigs and playset has finally garnered enough support to be offiically reviewed by LEGO. Wait -- it took two years? So apparently people want Daft Punk minifigs, but not THAT bad. That is how I am abou... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2015
    The XM42 is allegedly the world's first commercially available handheld flamethrower. Is that true? No clue, I've never been in the market for a flamethrower before. Jk jk, I have never NOT been in the market for a flamethrower. I have dozens. I basically sleep on a pile o... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2014
    A man in line at a Burger King bought all 23 pies available (links to Reddit post with more info) to spite the little jerk behind him screaming, "I want a f***ing PIE" and punching his mother. You know, because sometimes you need to parent people's kids for them. The whole wo... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2014
    Remember that Goat Simulator video? How could you forget, you've always dreamed of being a goat. Me? I've always dreamed of being a bird of prey. CAW, CAW! This is the official launch trailer for Goat Simulator (preorder HERE, released April 1st, which sounds like an April ... / Continue →
  • February 21, 2014
    Remember the Razor Crazy Cart we were all stoked about until we heard the weight limit is 140-pounds and I'm at least 60-pounds (that I'm willing to admit) over that? Well now Razor is releasing an XL version that is strong enough to support weights up to 250-lbs at breakneck ... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2014
    This is Badfish Extracts' cannabis infused beef jerky. It's currently being evaluated by third-party tester Santa Cruz Labs to see how potent it is before hitting the market. That's the thing about cannabis edibles -- you never know what you're getting yourself into. Sometim... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2013
    After receiving the requisite number of votes on the CUUSO site and being reviewed by LEGO, this Exo Suit playset designed by Peter Reid is actually going to be manufactured next year. It's the sixth LEGO CUUSO set to head to production, and looks like a fun build but an even ... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2013
    After a request was posted on Jolopnik via reader Ben asking for help designing his 4-year old nephew's dream BMW, the car manufacturer itself stepped up and came up with this design. I don't know about you, but I would drive the hell out of that (probably off a cliff). The k... / Continue →
  • July 5, 2012
    Picture related: another healthy pizza. Mike Lean is a scientist. One who knows what's up and isn't wasting his time smashing particles together hoping the world explodes. No, Mike is fighting the good fight and announced what he claims is the world's first nutritionally bal... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2011
    In other Japanese news, the country may be giving away 10,000 round-trip tickets to help boost tourism after a plummet resulting from the recent tsunami. AND THEY'RE GONNA GIVE THEM AWAY TO BLOGGERS. I am like, sooooooooo in. *puts on Harajuku costume, practices peace sign i... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Tsintaosaurus was like the unicorn of the Cretaceous Period. Except, instead of corns, they had penises growing out of their heads. Thanks, God! Tsintaosaurus was a duck-billed dinosaur, or Hadrosaur, that lived in China about 84 to 71 million years ago. Like many Lambeosau... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2009
    This is what the world's smallest (but not the lowest) street-legal car looks like. Because this is the world's smallest street-legal car. I don't know if you understand logic, but my argument is infallible. The car, which measures a scant 39" high x 26" wide, is allegedly t... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2009
    Remember the Montauk Monster? It's back. Well, another one at least. Escaped from the same top secret government facility as the first, this monster washed up on Southhold, Long Island, just across the bay from Montauk. AND THERE'S VIDEO. AND IT'S GROSS. BUT I'D STILL EAT... / Continue →