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  • March 6, 2014
    Remember that Barbie doll artist Nickolay Lamm made using the Center for Disease Control's actual average measurements for a 19-year old girl? Well now he's back with a crowdfunding project to manufacture a line of realistic bodied Lammily dolls. Annnnnnnd he already met doub... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2013
    This is a series of photos from abandoned toy factories. Presumably after the dolls came to life and murdered all the workers, but possibly because analog toys have taken a backseat to video games for the past 30 years. Maybe kids just aren't playing with dolls anymore. I re... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2013
    This is Mars Explorer Barbie. She's an astronaut. In pink. With a bubble helmet and trashcan backpack. It looks like she did her makeup too. That's good, it's important to make a good first impression on the nothingness that exists on Mars. LOOK BARBIE -- OVER THERE! *tr... / Continue →
  • July 3, 2013
    This is the Barbie doll (right) artist Nicholay Lamm created using 3-D imaging and the Center for Disease Control's average measurements for a 19-year old woman in the United States. As you can see, she's not as tall or skinny as the real Barbie. Personally, I think she looks... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2013
    Note: NSFW shot of the doll without the blue ribbon HERE in case you were wondering if this doll was or was not made specifically for giant perverts (it was). This is a Mirai Suenaga doll (links to NSFW info site), an interactive doll being developed in Japan that was built to... / Continue →
  • April 5, 2013
    This is what Barbie would look like without makeup (plus braces) as imagined by artist Eddi Aguirre. Pretty much exactly like an anti-meth PSA. Personally, I think she looks great both ways. And I'm not just saying that to sound like a man who can always see the inner beauty... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2013
    Because Hello Kitty has already run her course, Taiwan just opened the very first Barbie Cafe in Taipei. Now I know what you're thinking, and no, it's not a bootleg -- Mattel actually licensed the restaurant. "I'm shocked." No, you're just kind of racist. Now let's hear wha... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2013
    And all it takes is a skylight, a doll, some tape, and a ladder. Although you don't even need a ladder if you have a pet dragon or can jump onto the roof from the top of a car parked in your driveway (that's what I do). And if you think I didn't just round up all my little si... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2012
    Artist Noel Cruz repaints the faces of dolls made from characters in movies to look more lifelike. He does a great job, I just don't like my dolls looking too real because there's always the off chance they might come alive while I'm asleep and try to climb in my mouth. Unfor... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2012
    Okay, so "terrifying" might have been a giant overstatement. MY BAD. I can't help it if I have a flair for the dramatic. *flourishing cape* "Stop that." Not until you acknowledge I'm naked underneath and you saw the goods. This is Haunted Beauty Ghost Barbie, the first in... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2012
    This is a video of 80 Teddy Ruxpin dolls attached to the wall that have been wired to read excerpts from personal blogs on the internet in real time. It's kind of like watching a nightmare in slow motion. Plus the soundtrack was pretty trippy. I give it two out of five scary... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2012
    This is an abandoned farm house that artist Heather Benning turned into a human-sized dollhouse (provided a human-sized dollhouse is just a regular house with no wall on one side). Pretty neat, right? Personally, I would have turned the farm house into a blazing inferno with ... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2011
    Is it doll baby or baby doll? I like saying doll baby. Of course I also like saying lipchap instead of chapstick even though it's pissed my friends off to the point that I don't have any. Friends are overrated anyways though, amirite? "No, they're actually important to have... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2011
    WOULD NOT WANT TO MISPLACE JUMP DRIVE. This is a short video of a guy toying around with what is allegedly a tiny-ass PC, but what is presumably just a tiny monitor attached to a regular PC playing a video (see Windows Media Player running on regular monitor above), and some w... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2011
    You do realize that thing's just a lock of hair, drop of blood and piece of worn clothing away from a functional voodoo doll of yourself, right? Are you in the market for a creepy 3-D printed 20" Barbie doll of yourself? Because guess what? You're also in the market for a mout... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2011
    Note: There are two videos after the jump. The first one you can watch. The second one FEATURES REAL-LIFE MOM-NIPS AND SHOULD BE CONSIDERED NSFW unless you're one of those women that'll whip a tit out in a restaurant cause you don't give a f*** if I stare or not (I'm going to... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2011
    Child's Play came out in 1988. I was seven. I saw it around then too, which not only scarred me for life, but inspired me to pack all my Cabbage Patch Kids in the bottom drawer of a dresser and set the whole thing on fire. I could hear them scream. *shivers, tweaks nips so ... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2010
    This is a homemade nesting doll set of all 11 incarnations of Dr. Who that fit neatly inside a TARDIS. That is all. Reminds me of the unpainted nesting doll set I bought a couple years ago. I had every intention of making them all different dinosaurs but as soon as I finishe... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2010
    "Fire in your hole!" Now that's a creepy looking piñata if I've ever seen one. And I have. Reminds me of having to sleep in the doll room at my grandma's house and just waiting for them to come alive and try to gut me. One time I pretended to fall asleep and then jumped ou... / Continue →