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  • March 9, 2015
    This is the Samsung Dream Doghouse. It was built by 12 architects and fabricators over six weeks and cost $30,000 to complete, which is easily $29,800 more than any doghouse should cost. Of course most doghouses don't have treadmills, automatic food dispensers, hydrotherapy p... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2015
    This is a short compilation of people trying to kick over robot dogs. It's kind of sad. Of course, none of the dogs actually fell, meaning everybody who attempted the kicking is probably dead by now. Me? I'm only dead on the inside. Plus my penis. My penis is dead inside ... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2015
    Feel like crying at work today? Cool, just watch this. Then on Sunday during the actual Super Bowl you can feel confident going to the bathroom during the commercials knowing you've already seen them all. Keep going for the commercial, then go home and hug your pets and cry ... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2014
    Remember back in 2011 when I posted Hachi the Terminator dog? Hachi was burned in a house fire and sat unadopted for over a year and a half. Then I posted his story (which quickly went around the interwebs) and he got adopted almost instantly. Now his new caretakers have rea... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2014
    This is the Alien Facehugger Dog Leash made and sold by Etsy shop GCFX. It costs $150, which is a little out of my dog leash budget (I use three shoelaces tied together and a safety pin). Also, the facehugger is actually attached to a black fabric harness, which is hard to se... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2014
    This is the $10 Laser Collar Pet Toy available from ThinkGeek. It's a pet collar attachment that points a red laser dot wherever your dog or cat is looking, so they have something to chase because you're too lazy to wave the laser pointer around for them. It's perfect for the... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2014
    This is a short video of a cat and dog transformed into a dragon-cat and bee-dog by the groomers at a pet salon in Yekaterinburg, Russia. Great, now I want a dragon-cat. Just kidding, I just want a cat that DOESN'T SHIT NEXT TO ITS LITTERBOX. You know who I'm talking about, ... / Continue →
  • September 5, 2014
    At least it wasn't underwear. These are the results from a 3-year old Great Dane's stomach surgery after his owner's noticed he appeared sick. The vet removed an astonishing 43.5 socks. How the f*** the dog's owners didn't notice they were completely out of socks is beyond m... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    What's that, Lassie? Timmy got beamed back with his penis for an arm?! This is the Star Trek Captain's Chair Pet Bed available from ThinkGeek ($80). It's a dog bed that looks like the captain's chair from Star Trek. But way plusher. I slept in a dog's bed once when I got d... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2014
    Dog owners Sue and Phillip Lauer dressed up their pugs Roxy, Blue and Bono as Game of Thrones characters. This is the result -- The Pugs Of Westeros. Admittedly, they did a great job with the costumes. One time I tried to put a dress on my dog and she ate the bottom half. I... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2014
    This isn't actually a new concept, I reported on panda and tiger dogs back in 2010, they're just making the rounds again because apparently people in China can't get enough dogs that don't look like dogs. Man, I want a dog with its hair cut to look like a lion. I take that ba... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2014
    In case you somehow missed it because you've been internet celibate for the past 24 hours, this is a video of a family's cat that rushes to scare off a dog that's trying to eat a boy on a bicycle. That is a good cat. My cat? My cat would not lift a paw if it saw me being att... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2014
    This is a video of Duncan the boxer running on the beach. Duncan was born with severely deformed back legs, so his adoptive family had them amputated. And now he has learned to run with just his front two legs. Cool, but I'd still want some back wheels if I was him. "Vroom ... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2014
    AHAHHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THAT DOG! OMG I WANT TO FEEL ONE OF ITS EARS IN MY MOUTH SO BAD. This is the Tidy Dog (currently a Kickstarter project), a chest for dog toys that rewards a treat whenever your dog returns a toy after playing with it. I can see it now -- Day 1: My dog ... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2014
    This is a video of magician Jose Ahonen showing dogs a treat, then making it disappear right in front of their eyes. They get so confused. I would have just bitten his fingers and considered that my treat. Mmmm, human sausage. By a show of hands, how many of you still peel... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2014
    These are a handful of shots (and a video) taken by photographer Rocio Preciado of 12-year old Chewbacca the dachshund playing with his friends Han Solo and Darth Vader. Wait -- Darth Vader? Darth Vader doesn't have friends. If anything, Darth Vader only has frenemies who ar... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2014
    This is Freddy. On the right. On the left is Claire Stoneman, Freddy's caretaker. Freddy is currently the world's tallest living dog, and is just three inches shy of the world's tallest ever, George. Right now Freddy is a year and a half old and stands 7-feet 4-inches on hi... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2014
    Watch your step, Florida. In case you were wondering, my Spirit Quest was a huge success and I am returning to reality refreshed AND with the knowledge of my spirit animal. I think it was a coyote, but it was pretty flat and there were a lot of tire tracks. In news that requ... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2013
    Woof! (I want to sneak my tongue in your mouth) NoMoreWoof is a mind-reading headset for dogs that translates their thoughts into human language. Things like "I'm tired", "I'm hungry", "I need to pee", and other cues you should already be able to pick up on without having to ... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2013
    This is the PetChatz pet communication system. It allows you to webcam with your dogs and cats while you're away from home. Me? I just call my house line, wait for the answering machine to pick up, then yell, "DADDY'S NEVER COMING HOME BECAUSE YOU WERE ALL BAD!" The PetChat... / Continue →