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  • January 10, 2014
    These are the glasses designed by Evena Medical that allow doctors and nurses to see through a patient's skin and spot veins. That way when they need to stick a needle in you they don't miss. Because every time a nurse misses a vein, they're really just stabbing you. The E... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2014
    Simon Bramhall, a surgeon at Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham, England, was suspended and is being investigated after a fellow surgeon discovered 'SB' seared into the liver of a patient Simon had previously worked on. Call me a traditionalist, but I would have seared a ... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2013
    This is Patrick the robotic ass. Patrick helps medical students practice prostate exams without having to stick their fingers up actual patient's asses. Because nobody wants to be a guinea pig when it comes to their butt. Hey doc -- you ever done this before? "First time." ... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2013
    In an incredibly rare example of robots being used for good instead of evil, Soother-Bot is a little humanoid robot designed to keep kids calm and distracted while they get shots at the doctor's. Man, when I was growing up I didn't have anything to distract me besides my dad y... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2012
    Note: Uncensored picture after the jump, is kinda rough to look at. Nguyen Duy Hai recently had a 180-lb tumor (nearly twice his own weight -- he's a small guy) removed from his leg. Needless to say, his professional sports career may be over. The tumor, which originated in ... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2012
    THe e-Urinal is a terribly named conceptual pisser by Royce Zhang that has sensors capable of measuring your body's most important health acronyms like PH/SG/URO/BLO/WBC/PRO/GLI/BIL/KET. Granted I have no clue what any of those are, or if it's even possible to measure them mea... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2011
    Note: Full-res version of the entire looooooooong thing HERE. This is a comprehensive guide to the history of the Doctor Who television franchise in timeline slash infographical format (saying slash is the new / FYI). For those of you not familiar with Doctor Who, it's the sh... / Continue →
  • December 12, 2011
    Being added to the long list of ways I don't want to go, a New Jersey man died earlier this year after a back-alley peen enhancement injection from somebody with zero medical practice went horribly, horribly wrong. I know, I'm as shocked as you are. God, go buy some over-the-... / Continue →
  • December 1, 2011
    No, I don't wanna wrestle. This is a rendering of a "lifelike" Doctor Zoidberg created by artist Jared Krichevsky. If the doctor would actually look like this in real life is anybody's guess, but you back over him with my truck and I'll start melting butter in the bathtub jus... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2011
    Please tell me that's not the look you were going for. Seen here looking like he's about to shit a beach ball, self-proclaimed doctor Oneal Ron Morris poses for his mugshots. Oneal was recently arrested in Miami for performing $700 butt implants consisting of quick-setting ce... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2011
    Belly button lint? You got a belly button finger, bro! 20-year old Chinese furniture worker Wang Yongjun lost the tip of his middle finger flipping the wrong person the bird to a circular saw. It's all good though because doctors sewed his hand to his stomach and apparently ... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2011
    This is a video that appeared on Youtube yesterday featuring a time-traveling DeLorean and the real Doc Brown. I'm pretty sure it's a commercial for Gabarino, the Argentinian electronics store the good doc crashes into. But who knows, maybe it's something else -- LIKE A TEASE... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2011
    Seen here beckoning your wiener to an untimely dismemberment, robotic dental patient Showa Hanako 2 (Showa Hanako 1 here) opens wide for the camera. Now quick -- toss a stick of dynamite in there and duck behind the x-ray shield! ...this humanoid was originally developed last... / Continue →
  • February 16, 2011
    Scalpel! I honestly can't believe these weren't invented earlier but they probably were and I just never heard about them because nobody keeps me in the loop. CARING MEANS SHARING DAMMIT! "Well, if you must know, I think I'm developing a rash on my--" UGH, ENOUGH ABOUT YOU ... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2010
    Nine-year-old Ming Li is just like any other little Chinese girl. Except she has to walk to school uphill both ways and still got run over and her hand cut off by a tractor. At the time, her arm was in such poor shape reattaching the hand was an impossibility. Thankfully, qu... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2010
    You may have heard of the Da Vinci robot before (mentioned HERE and HERE on Geekologie in the past). But for those of you that haven't, basically it's a robot that allows a doctor to control an ultra-small set of robotic pincers and make movements on a scale human hands are in... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2010
    Seen here trying to bite his tongue but catching his lip instead, Stephen Hawking claims there's no need for a God in order for the universe to exist. *Preparing napsack and evacuation route for flame war* Now, in his upcoming book, according to an excerpt of the introduction... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2010
    If there's one thing I can't stand it's waiting in a grocery line behind a lady with two carts full of canned cat food. YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT, LADY. If there's another it's needles. I don't like them. You know how many times I've had to be smelling-salted off an examination r... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2010
    This smart pill has an integrated microchip and antenna embedded in it so that doctors can monitor if patients are taking their medication. Because apparently that's a problem. But not with me -- one time I even had to get my stomach pumped because I ate a handful of those pi... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2010
    I've always been fairly certain the g-spot was invented by women to make me feel inept, and now I have proof. You hear that, women? You don't know your body, science knows your body! "Women may argue that having a G-spot is due to diet or exercise, but in fact it is virtuall... / Continue →