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  • February 14, 2013
    This is the Astronaut duvet cover from Snurk Bedding. It has an astronaut printed right in the middle of it. Plus it comes with a pillowcase with an astronaut helmet on it. Apparently they're designed for kids though so they're only gonna make them for teensy beds. Which is... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2013
    This is the Moyee Monster Chair created by designer Jason Goh. It's based on a lie his grandmother use to tell him to get him to stop playing with his food. Ha -- being lied to by your family: it's inspirational. ...when designer Jason Goh would play with his food as a child... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2013
    This is a set of official Legend of Zelda playing cards. Fun fact you probably already knew: Nintendo actually started as a playing card manufacturer all the way back in 1889. That's true. These Japanese-release only card sets were made to celebrate the 25th anniversary of t... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2012
    This is a video of a guy unloading his custom boat into the water from the back of his custom truck. Together they make one badass looking vehicle. Separately they make one badass looking boat and one awkward looking truck. Together and banging a helicopter -- now that's the... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2012
    SOULFUL PATCH BROBRO. This is a crocheted knight's helmet for sale by Etsy seller HattieHooker. You know, I was friends with a hooker once. She was always asking if I wanted a HJ but I could never tell if she was being serious/if I'd have to pay. That never happened. $40 g... / Continue →
  • November 28, 2012
    This is a series of cookie cutters from SUCK UK that create little dinosaur body parts that can be assembled into 3-D dino cookies AND JAMMED DOWN MY PIEHOLE. I'm going to eat so many I puke and pass out! Then do it again when I wake up. Or, should I say, IF I wake up. I mi... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2012
    Remember when I posted the Zelda themed playing cards from DeviantARTist Nelde? WELL NOW YOU CAN BUY THEM. *gyrating hips to emphasize crotch* "Why are you doing that?" Because it feels good. Plus I wanted you to notice my new belt buckle. "It says: If you can read this y... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2012
    Because everyone likes pretending they're a knight when they cook, James Brown (no not THAT James Brown, silly! The one with the green hair in the video after the jump) has created a Kickstarter for Combat Kitchenware, a line of cookware with weapon handles instead of plain on... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2012
    Seen here after effectively breaking me down and making me to do the impossible (buy a Snuggie), this is a $30 Joker themed blanket-robe from SuperHeroStuff. Mine just came yesterday, and I've been wearing it ever since. Oh, hold on, my roommate wants to talk to me. Yes, Der... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2012
    This is the $500 Mass Effect N7 Ambassador Watch available for pre-order from the BioWare Store and manufactured by independently owned and operated Meister Watches, based right here out of Los Angeles. Maybe I'll pay them a visit...with a ski mask on! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm jok... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2012
    These are some moon shaped ice cream cakes designed for Häagen-Dazs by Nipa Doshi and Jonathan Levien. Nice try guys, but we all know the moon is made of cream cheese. "You mean green cheese?" Don't be ridiculous. The white moon consists of a pistachio biscuit base, layers ... / Continue →
  • September 18, 2012
    This is a pair of custom crocheted Panzer tank slippers made by Etsy seller miligurumis for her husband. Thankfully, she's selling the pattern for $7 so we can all make our own. And by "we can all make our own" I mean "you can make me a pair". I don't want Panzer tanks thoug... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2012
    Damn muscles, maybe you should be punching those flies! This is a promo video for Bugasalt, a plastic shotgun that shoots a pinch of salt to kill flying insects. Plus it's way funner than using a fly-swatter. Personally, I like to clap flies with my bare hands, but that's ju... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2012
    This is a picture of Link's semi spotted in a Wal-Mart parking lot by Redditor teslas_notepad. No word what he hauls, but my guess is ass. ZOOM ZOOM, Link amirite? *doing the 'pull horn' motion* Toot it, bro -- for me! Thanks to freddy, who heard Link was fired from his tr... / Continue →
  • June 19, 2012
    Remember last week's Legend of Zelda overworld map wall mural? Well Etsy seller Pacmania is back with even more, printing up some large (at least ~3-feet in one dimension, and some up to 15-feet long) Castlevania (above), Zelda, Final Fantasy, Metroid and Super Mario versions.... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2012
    These are Jetovators. Jetovators are like the water-jetpacks we've seen in the past, except you ride them like a motorcycle. You know, because some guys like to feel that power between their legs. Personally, I'm happy with the feeling of my penis ping-ponging back and forth... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2012
    This is a knight's armor hoodie created by Chadwick John Dillon, whose name even sounds kind of medieval. My medieval name? Sir Reacharound the Dragonlayer. "You mean Dragonslayer? I do not. *wink* Chadwick plans on selling the hoodies in his Etsy shop soon, but until the... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2012
    Seen here looking fresh to death on the first day of summer school, a guy models Hot Topic's $35 DC Comics Batman Logo Hooded Backpack. Admittedly, I kind of want one. But only to wear arms-free, supported by nothing but my head and neck. "That sounds like a terrible idea." ... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2012
    Yaaaar -- set sail for smores! That...is a nice setup. To the right of the ship you can even see some swords for roasting hot dogs/marshmallows/squirrels. So yeah, this pirate ship fire pit: you want it, I want it, let's go steal it. Then we can alternate ownership on weeke... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2012
    I got this tip both advertising the video as a fan-film AND as an actual teaser trailer for an upcoming high definition Wii U release of Majora's Mask. I'm gonna say it's just a fan-made trailer though, that way I don't feel pressured to buy a Wii U. It's kinda sad when the o... / Continue →