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  • October 8, 2015
    This is a video demonstration of Disney's new augmented reality system that allows a child to see a 3D version of the character they're coloring as they're coloring it. Obviously, I would have drawn a penis on that elephant IMMEDIATELY. Apparently Crayola already did somethin... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2015
    Sorry about yesterday, I had some surprise personal business to attend to (the government requested me for another spy op but I refused because they wanted me to wingsuit in behind enemy lines instead of being shot out of a circus cannon like I requested. My rider list is non-... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2015
    This is a series of beautiful art deco style movie posters for Disney films as imagined by illustrator David G. Ferraro. What's your favorite? I like the one with Link from The Legend Of Zelda. "That's Peter Pan." Whatever. You know, sometimes I wish I was a better artist. ... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2015
    This is a timeline detailing all the Star Wars media that is now considered canon after Disney's takeover of the franchise. You can get as angry as you want about your favorite games/books/comics not being included, but that isn't going to bring them back. It's like crying wh... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2015
    These are a couple video tours of street-artist Banky's unamusement park, Dismaland. It looks pretty depressing. I would play those midway games though. I want to win a big prize. Raise your hand if you've ever won one of the big prizes at an amusement park. Did you go put... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2015
    In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who understands how to make money hand over fist, Disney has just announced it will be adding 14-acre Star Wars Lands to both Disneyland and Disneyworld. They will be the largest single expansions ever made to the parks. Now -- on the c... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2015
    So apparently the Zuri's Sweets shop at Disney's Animal Kingdom in Florida is now selling chocolate treats made to resemble different animals' shit piles. Yum! You can choose from (clockwise from top middle) elephant, tamarin, hippo and giraffe crap nuggets, all of which sell... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2015
    After securing the rights from Disney/Pixar, LEGO has just released the first images of its upcoming WALL-E set. The set started as a LEGO Ideas submission by Angus MacLane that got the necessary votes to be considered by LEGO for production (comparison shot between the origin... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2015
    This is a two-piece bathing suit made to look like Ariel's from The Little Mermaid (available as separate tops and bottoms from Hot Topic for $20 apiece -- just don't mention ThinkGeek). Except Ariel didn't wear a bikini bottom, that was just her tail. Personally, I am a big ... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2015
    Downtown Disney in Orlando, Florida, has just announced an Indiana Jones themed bar coming this fall. I am probably the most excited a person can be about it, especially considering I'll probably never go. Florida Man has it out for me, and that guy means BUSINESS. Jock Lind... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2015
    In great news for those of you who love Star Wars AND stomach viruses, Disney Cruise Line has just announced they're adding a Millennium Falcon play area to their Disney Dream cruise ship. They will also be adding the Jedi Training Academy experience (previously only available... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2015
    This is the $85 Alice In Wonderland doorknob kit made and sold by Etsy seller propsculptor. It looks like the talking doorknob from the drink me/eat me scene in the movie. I always thought that doorknob was a jerk. And kinda dumb too. Like my roommate. Don't tell him I sai... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2015
    This is a short video from Buzzfeed showing the faces of 12 voice actors behind infamous Disney villains. It was nice to finally put a face to Ursula's voice. Speaking of Ursula -- I'd trade my voice and legs for a fin in a heartbeat if it meant she'd wrap those beefy tentacl... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2015
    This is a portrait mode video (WHEN WILL YOU PEOPLE LEARN?!) of some hot-shot tourist (if there is such a thing) challenging infamous musclebound creeper Gaston to a push-up contest at Disney World. He loses. Although, to his credit, Gaston's pushups are pretty weak -- partic... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2014
    This is a wedding cake on display by Disney at their recent Fairy Tail Weddings Expo that's been projection mapped so you can display video on it. In this case, Tinkerbell and a horse and carriage. It's not the first time I've seen a projection mapped wedding cake (Donkey Kon... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2014
    This is a chart of all Disney movies in the chronological order of the time period they're set in. I learned a lot by looking at it. I'm kidding, I learned almost nothing. Same goes for high school. I'm pretty sure I learned way more from listening to Wu-Tang. Thanks to Je... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2014
    This is a short video from Disney World of Elastigirl tripping and losing her face while joining the stage at the Incredibles Super Dance Party show. It is proof positive why these sorts of dance shows shouldn't exist. Sad fact: did you know that every performer at Disney who... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2014
    This is a video from the recent Conversation With Mark Hammil event at Disney's Star Wars Weekends in which Mark Hammil playing The Joker tells Mark Hammil playing Luke Skywalker that he's his father. Could you imagine if The Joker were your dad? There would literally be a ze... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2014
    Note: Small versions of the pictures after the jump but you can see nice, higher-res ones HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE aaaaaaand HERE. These are part of an ongoing series of digital stills created by Fernando Mendonça and Anderson Mahanski imagining Game of Thrones as a Disney anim... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2014
    This is a series of illustrations by artist Dan Luvisi imagining cartoon characters as pyschopaths and killers. Some are better than others, but I don't even want to know what the f*** is going on with Cookie Monster. Plus Dan makes up little story lines for the situations th... / Continue →