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  • May 4, 2015
    This is a video of a marine ribbon worm expelling its proboscis, a specialized sucking organ, onto a man's hand. Thankfully, that man's hand was not mine. The worm usually uses its proboscis to capture prey and grapple it in, eating it whole. Me? After watching this I will ... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2015
    In what many are calling a blatant act of terrorism, somebody took a shit so foul in the lavatory of a British Airways flight from London Heathrow to Dubai that the flight had to turn around and land 30 minutes after takeoff. Wow. First of all, what kind of jerk takes a volat... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2013
    This is a video of CBS 3 meteorologist Scot Haney scooping up and eating what he believes are Grape-Nuts off the newsroom floor. They weren't though, they were bits of cat vomit that he'd stepped in at home and had since rubbed off his shoe. Dude's supposed to predict the wea... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2013
    In other food news, a 15-ton lump of congealed food fat and baby wipes (among other things) was found to be clogging a London sewer line. It's reportedly the size of a bus. The blob has been dubbed 'fatberg', which is the very clever combination of the words 'fat' and 'iceber... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2012
    This is the 'Slice' skin cake from confectionary artist Gillian Bell. It looks like pieces of skin stitched together and makes the perfect metaphor for marriage because that's when two different people sew their lives together into one disgusting monster. Personally, I only t... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2012
    This is a mummy made by artist BenEverywhere from $200 of ground-up McDonald's burgers and some resin to hold it all together. It's supposed to make a statement about how McDonald's food is barely even food anymore and lasts forever because it's so chock-full of additives. Th... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2011
    Because 5-pound gummi bears will only score you type-II diabetes so fast and I want to be monitoring my blood-sugar levels like yesterday, Vat19 is now selling a 26-pound gummi bear with a bowl for a belly. OMG -- I'm gonna fill it with Sour Patch Kids and puke rainbows! "The... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2011
    PepsiCo, best known for producing a poor Coke substitute and once owning Taco Bell, has decided puréed food is the way of the future. Which, funny story, it is not. IT'S A MEAL IN A PILL, YOU MORONS! Jesus, did Willy Wonka teach us nothing? "We see the emerging opportunity... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2010
    You know what the worst thing about shoes are? The laces. They make everything so difficult. Just this weekend I was tying my Pumas (product plug, pay me) before taking the dogs for a walk and wound up hanging myself. This is my ghost writer. Now I know what you're thinki... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2010
    Dave Kaleta went and created a dissected LEGO frog as part of the MOC LEGO-building Olympics. Mmmm, just like high school biology class. Smell that? Formaldehyde. Now quick, give me a sip while the teacher isn't looking. *wiping lips* Good vintage -- maybe THIS TIME my la... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2010
    Mechanically separated chicken THAT'S BEEN EXTRUDED INTO THE TOP OF A CARDBOARD BOX. Mmmm, start opening the BBQ packets! There's more: because it's crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be refla... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2010
    Kentucky Fried Cruelty is allegedly testing a new sandwich at select stores. What kind of sandwich? Try "5 layers of fried chicken skin, lumped on a bun and topped with white american cheese and bacon." Mmmm, I can already feel my intestines trying to escape out my butthole.... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2010
    I swear I'm gonna be dehydrated by the the time I finish posting this article I've been vomiting so hard. *BLAAAAR!* Well at least it's just Pop Tarts now. Enough fat to fill nine double-decker buses is being removed from sewers under London's Leicester Square. A team of "f... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    In a vain attempt to wash the taste of sausage gravy and vomit out of my mouth, here's an OREO cookie that's 99% cream filling. Looks good doesn't it? No, it looks like me dry heaving over the kitchen sink so hard I just popped a blood vessel in my forehead. Now, I want you ... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2010
    The Bob Evans branded gravy dispenser: the pinnacle of convenience store deliciousity. And you can own your own for the low, low cost of $635! At your cost of $0.78 a serving and a suggested retail price of $1.99, you're making a 61% profit per biscuit. I just ordered one and s... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2009
    The McNuggitini is a cocktail inspired by the deliciousness that is a McDonald's (all clay) milkshake and Chicken McNuggets (which do constitute an emergency). Ingredients: 2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking) 1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pi... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2009
    That's right folks, too much gaming can give you the stink-palm, according to a recent article in the British Journal of Dermatology. Of course, the disorder (Playstation palmar hidradenitis) may be based entirely on the single case of a 12-year old girl. Doctors who examined... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2008
    Gamer Grubs are meal replacement snacks specially designed with the sedentary gamer in mind. In flavors like Action Pizza, Racing Wasabi, Strategy Chocolate and Sports PB&J, the snacks are not only fortified with vitamins and minerals, but are specially engineered to be crum... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2008
    I guess things got a little out of hand. Hit the jump for more of the disgustingness, as well as a link to a whole gallery.... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2008
    Wow, and I thought my roommate's Cheeto and pube keyboard was bad. He's got nothing on this guy. It looks like he's trying to burn his house down. Hrrm, let's dive deeper into the mind of the psychopath behind this epic grossness by analyzing the picture. Evidence: He lik... / Continue →