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  • April 25, 2016
    These are the Dino Lamps available from Firebox. They cost around $43 apiece and look kinda like they're origami. They're not paper though, they're plastic. Unfortunately, they only come with a UK style electric plug so you're going to need an adapter to plug them in elsewhe... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2016
    This is a video of people being chased by another person in a realistic velociraptor suit. Their reactions are pretty much exactly what you'd expect: everybody runs. And who wouldn't? Me, that's who. I would turn around and chase that dino screaming, "Come back, I thought y... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2016
    This is 'Park' a two minute clip from Jurassic Park edited by Youtube channel Vidslpode to remove the dinosaurs. Where did all the dinosaurs go? SPOILER: My bedroom. *wink wink, nudge nudge* Just kidding I don't know where they went, I only wish it were my bedroom. I don't... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2016
    Because every single product should be available in both Star Wars and dinosaur themes, this is the $15 silicon T-Rex Oven Mitt designed and sold by ThinkGeek. It can pick up hot pans with its mouth without burning your hand. Presumably, it can also be slathered with lube and... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2016
    Because people in t-rex costume videos are the new 'what happens when you put a red-hot ball of nickel on something' videos, this is a short clip of a t-rex doing flips on a trampoline. Admittedly, I thought it was pretty mesmerizing to watch. Like watching water boil, if wat... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2016
    This is a short clip from Raising The Giant Dinosaur on PBS in which everybody's favorite smooth talking nature lover David Attenborough examines a fossilized titanosaur egg. Then, with the help of sick computer graphics, imagines what it would have looked like inside the egg ... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2016
    WARNING: In case you're not familiar with the song, there are dirty words. Best watched after telling your boss to swing by your desk and at full volume. This is a video edited to make it look like Barney and Friends are rapping Junior M.A.F.I.A. featuring The Notorious B.I.G... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2016
    This is a video of a t-rex riding a Paso Fino horse (known for their fine-step gait) kicking a giant soccer ball around. Then the t-rex rides the horse while waving an American flag. Then the horse pulls the t-rex on a sled. Then the t-rex stands up on the back of the horse ... / Continue →
  • February 16, 2016
    Because drunk people love moving things, this is the 20-foot fiberglass triceratops that some pub goers left in the middle of the road on the Isle of Wight in England recently. Presumably while trying to bring it to me. Valiant effort guys, just 5,400 miles to go. The dinos... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2016
    Because Youtube channels aren't gonna fill themselves with content, this is a video of Barney the Dinosaur and a t-rex doing battle in New York City. Well, technically, it's two guys in dinosaur costumes. They battle all over the city -- in Time Square, the subway, Chinatown,... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2016
    This is Jurassic Parkour, a video of a dude in a t-rex costume performing a bunch of jumps and flips and other parkour stunts, brought to us by the same folks as the t-rex ninja warrior video. Who knew t-rexes were so agile? No wonder they were such fearsome predators. Still... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2016
    This is a commercial from Japan advertising those ultra-thin (0.01mm) condoms they have over there. Personally, I like really thick condoms (at least an inch or two) because they make my penis look bigger. The commercial features two Tyrannosaurus Rexes boning. The male fin... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2016
    Because plastic milk crates nailed to the wall aren't fancy enough for some people, this is the Dinosaur Decorative Wall Shelving available from expand furniture. It's not actually one piece though, it's a bunch of interlocking pieces you assemble yourself, so you can customiz... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2015
    This is the Hatching Dinosaur Candle available from Firebox. It costs $45 *spit-takes Sunny D* and reveals a porcelain baby raptor as it melts. Plus Firebox points out you get to keep the baby dinosaur after the candle is finished, just in case you thought it was just on loan... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2015
    This is a baby blue heron. It looks like a little dinosaur, doesn't it? That's because birds are the modern descendants of dinosaurs. It really shows. Well, at least in this case. Owls and penguins not so much. What's your favorite kind of bird? Mine are dragonflies. "D... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2015
    These are the realistic chocolate dinosaur teeth fossils made by food artist Sarah Hardy. I am also a food artist, except my medium is SPILLS ON MY SHIRT. This piece here is called I Ate Spaghetti Drunk As Shit Saturday Night. Currently Sarah has two chocolate fossils availa... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2015
    I don't think I've ever seen an ear so close before. These are the dinosaur earrings available from I Heart These Things (which I do, dearly). They come in t-rex and brontosaurus varieties in several different finishes for only a couple bucks apiece. I want a couple pairs of... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2015
    This is a gallery of the rice-straw dinosaurs (among other animals) built in Niigata Prefecture, Japan after this year's rice harvest. That t-rex is stunning. So is the triceratops. Is rice-straw soft or abrasive? Like, would it hurt if you rubbed up against it? I'm...aski... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2015
    This is the 'Virgin Rainbow', the world's finest opal ever discovered. It's being called the Virgin Rainbow despite the fact I heard from a reliable source that it has, in fact, stuck one of its ends in a pot of gold before. Also, my source was a leprechaun, just so we're cle... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2015
    ARK: Survival Evolved is an upcoming game for the PS4 (XBox One and PC as well, although I think without the VR -- at least on XBox) that will allow an immersive dino riding experience thanks to Playstation's Project Morpheus virtual reality system. I just watched the announce... / Continue →