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  • July 1, 2015
    This is the ~75-million year old Velociraptor claw for sale by the Astro Gallery Of Gems in New York. It measures about six-inches long in total length (including attached bone) and would look amazing hanging from my neck. But like, out the side of my neck with blood gushing ... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2015
    Note: Full-res version HERE in case you want to pretend its acid saliva is dripping on your face because you're sick and need help. This is the Xenomorph/t-rex hybrid imagined by 3D illustrator Oliver Pabilona and based on this original concept by Croatian comic book artist St... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2015
    That last electric outlet -- it's been partying. This is a video of a man trying to prepare himself a cold breakfast (cold breakfast is a fancy way of saying bowl of cereal) with his pet velociraptor. Apparently raptors are just like cats. Which actually makes perfect sense ... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2015
    This is the $19 I'm So Hungry I Could Eat A T-Rex pasta noodle measuring tool (rainbow unicorn version after the jump). The tool measures spaghetti noodles in children's, small adult, large adult, and four-person portions. I don't know about you, but whenever I cook pasta I a... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2014
    This is the $70 Sexy Dinosaur Costume available from Yandy. It's perfect for the woman who wants to look like a woman in a ridiculous shiny dinosaur costume. Now I know you probably thought I would be into this, but come on, even I've got my limits. The arm proportions are a... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2014
    This is a brief video of a giant raptor throwing the first pitch at a recent San Diego Padres game (previously: this one who sucked at throwing). Judging from the video, there were literally over a hundred people in attendance. That might be a Padres record. Hoho -- burn. ... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2014
    Meet Boomer, a new rolling robotic dinosaur toy from the makers of Zoomer, the robotic dog. I am not familiar with Zoomer. Boomer rolls around making dinosaur noises, changing his eye color, and can follow your hand and try to bite it. Apparently he can also be trained to l... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2014
    Prehistoric earth was black and white? Mindblowing! The only chicken from hell I want is in nugget form and they better be SPICY. This thing looks like a naked man crouched in a chicken costume. I outlined him for you here. See? Meet Anzu wyliei, a recently discovered spec... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2013
    Astronaut Karen Nyberg made this stuffed dinosaur toy for her young son out of scrap supplies she found aboard the International Space Station. Hopefully not anything important like I would have done. "GW -- where did you get that big red button?" I found it. "Found it wher... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2013
    This is the $230 Spider Man bed cover from Incredibeds. It makes a twin bed look like a giant Spider Man. God, I would never leave. I'd stay wrapped up in there like I was caught in a web. See what I did there? Probably not since you're not here at the coffee shop, but wha... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2012
    This is the preserved foot of a Moa, a large flightless bird native to New Zealand that went extinct around 1500. It looks like a dinosaur foot. That's what I like so much about it. If I had to pick the one thing that I like the most about this foot it's that it looks like a... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2012
    *pointing at self* This kind of zombie, that's who. You hear that, Chompy? Now we can be together FOREVER. This is Megan's zombie t-rex head tattoo. I plan on luring him to me with a bunch of brains piled under a big cardboard box. Then, pulling the stick that's holding t... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2012
    This is a conceptual radiator from Art Lebedev Studios in the form of a t-rex skeleton. If it wouldn't take up my entire 12-square foot living room, I would definitely be insisting they manufacture them. "I dunno, GW -- looks like a great way to burn your pecker." A boy can ... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2012
    Goggles is an open-source bookmarklet that allows you to MS Paint-style graffiti any webpage. You just go to Goggles, drag the link to your bookmarks, then click on it after you're at the page you want to graffiti. Left click draws, right click and dragging across a line eras... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2011
    This is a giant balloon Spinosaurus created by Larry Moss. Larry calls his balloon art "airigami" and "the art of folding air" (balloon artists: they can be pretentious). I just call it balloon art. Also, great for a kid's birthday party. Hey mister hey mister -- I want a w... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2011
    This is a short video of a guy wearing one of those ultra-realistic 'Walking with Dinosaurs' t-rex suits and running around an Australian schoolyard trying to make kids tar their pits pants. Most of the children run in terror, but I spotted at least a couple future dino-lovers... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2011
    Seen here kicking a raptor like the sexy little football that he is, a Brontomerus mcintoshi - (bronto, "thunder" and merós, "thigh") demonstrates the powerful leg muscles for which they were named. God, what I wouldn't give to have him take a fake swing at my balls just once... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2011
    A $19,000 robotic triceratops that patrols your house taking pictures of would-be burglars: bad idea. A real triceratops with digital cameras taped to its horns taking 3-D pictures of your butt: dream come true. In 2002, TMSUK developed the Banryu ("Guard Dragon") line of m... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2010
    You see this 3-D T-rex constructed entirely out of pancakes? It was made by Jim. Jim is the Picasso of pancakes. The Van Gogh of the griddle. The....dammit, I thought I had this. During our recent trip to New York we visited the Museum of Natural History. We got to see som... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2010
    Treadmillasaurus Rex has all the prerequisites for an awesome video game: dinosaurs, lasers, spikey balls, confetti, party lights, fancy hats, and exercise. Kidding, it could actually do without the exercise. Me? Not so much. My love handles monkey bars aside, give it a play... / Continue →