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  • October 9, 2015
    I don't think I've ever seen an ear so close before. These are the dinosaur earrings available from I Heart These Things (which I do, dearly). They come in t-rex and brontosaurus varieties in several different finishes for only a couple bucks apiece. I want a couple pairs of... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2015
    This is the ~75-million year old Velociraptor claw for sale by the Astro Gallery Of Gems in New York. It measures about six-inches long in total length (including attached bone) and would look amazing hanging from my neck. But like, out the side of my neck with blood gushing ... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2015
    Note: Full-res version HERE in case you want to pretend its acid saliva is dripping on your face because you're sick and need help. This is the Xenomorph/t-rex hybrid imagined by 3D illustrator Oliver Pabilona and based on this original concept by Croatian comic book artist St... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2015
    The first brontosaurus fossils were described by paleontologist Othniel Charles Marsh in 1879. But then in 1903 a group of scientists reviewing fossil remains decided that the previously described brontosaurus wasn't actually it's own genus, but a species of apatasaurus. And ... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2015
    This is a short video edited by Matt "Roman Holiday" Anderson of a series of closeups from Jurassic Park. I think that by only watching the closeups, you can basically tell the entire story of Jurassic Park, provided you don't expect that story to make any sense whatsoever. A... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2015
    This is the trailer for the upcoming Jurassic Park/Jurassic World crossover game coming out this June alongside the new Jurassic World film. The game will span all four movies in the Jurassic franchise, including the incredibly shitty third one. Is there a "Clever girl," scen... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2015
    This is a shot of Chris Pratt's velociraptor gang from the upcoming Jurassic World movie. Apparently they have names now. And they are, from left to right: Delta, Blue, Charlie and Echo. Obviously, Echo will be the coolest one based on its name alone. Also, why does Delta h... / Continue →
  • February 16, 2015
    These are a bunch of shots from Toy Fair 2015 (think Renaissance faire but with fewer busty maidens and grilled turkey legs and more toys) in New York City featuring the upcoming Jurassic World LEGO sets. There will be five total sets including the $129 Indominus Rex Breakout,... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2015
    You had me at Space Raptor Butt Invasion. Because dino homoerotica is all the rage these days (a rage I 100% started by the way), this is a series of dinosaur and mythical beast homoerotica published by Chuck Tingle (who may or may not have taken his name from the map-selling ... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2014
    Meet Boomer, a new rolling robotic dinosaur toy from the makers of Zoomer, the robotic dog. I am not familiar with Zoomer. Boomer rolls around making dinosaur noises, changing his eye color, and can follow your hand and try to bite it. Apparently he can also be trained to l... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2014
    Prehistoric earth was black and white? Mindblowing! The only chicken from hell I want is in nugget form and they better be SPICY. This thing looks like a naked man crouched in a chicken costume. I outlined him for you here. See? Meet Anzu wyliei, a recently discovered spec... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2014
    This is an animated gif of a chicken wearing a prosthetic tail to counterbalance its weight and make it walk like a dinosaur. It was part of the research conducted by Bruno Grossi of the Universidad de Chile for a recently published paper, appropriately titled, "Walking Like D... / Continue →
  • February 6, 2014
    This is the $230 14k gold plated 'Lucky Bones' necklace designed and sold by Onch Movement. Now listen: Valentine's Day is literally right around the corner and I want you to buy this for me. I pour my heart and soul out to you constantly, and I deserve a little something in ... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2014
    Come hither. This is a paper t-rex optical illusion that appears to follow you with its head as you walk around it. Cool, but I still want one of those creepy paintings that follows you with its eyes as you move around the room. "Don't masturbate paintings" I call them. Kee... / Continue →
  • December 13, 2013
    Note: Originally posted in July but moved here because the internet is cyclical and it's going around again. Entering part of the Konami code (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A -- and then keep pressing A) on any page of Vogue's UK website will make a sexy vel... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2013
    This is the $600 meteorite and dinosaur leg bone wedding ring made and sold by Etsy purveyor JewelrybyJohan. Is $600 expensive for a wedding ring? Correct answer: Not if there's dino bone and meteorite involved. I do think it's a little insensitive though that they chose to p... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2013
    Because it's been Christmas season since mid-October, here's an animated Stegosaurus Christmas lawn ornament. The $140 dino's neck and tail move as he spreads Christmas cheer throughout the neighborhood, at least until some young punks steal it and set it on fire in the woods.... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2013
    The last time we checked in with Australian billionaire Clive Palmer his dinosaur park sounded like a pipe dream (albeit the sexiest pipe dream), but now the regional council has voted and the park is currently under construction. Unfortunately, there was no mention of the act... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2013
    This is a video showing some prototype footage of The Stomping Land, a multiplayer survival game about a tribe of people who live on an island and hunt and eat dinosaurs as their primary food source. The only problem is, after you kill a little dinosaur and start skinning it f... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2013
    This is a small series of ceramic dinosaur corn on the cob holders designed by Lana Filippone. Obviously, they're the best thing to happen to corn on the cob holders since Native Americans invented corn (remind me to Wikipedia that) and are this summer's must-have grilling acc... / Continue →