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  • November 7, 2013
    In news even sexier than a Pandora for p0rn, a new tyrannosaur species has been discovered in Utah. Lythronax argestes ("king of gore") lived some 10-12 million years before Tyrannosaurus Rex, and may have been the t-rex's "great uncle". My great uncle? No clue, he's been in... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2012
    Oh man, I still have most of my Dino Rider toys -- ON DISPLAY. According to a recent article in the Journal of the American Chemical Society, intelligent dinosaur-like creatures may exist on other planets. Wait -- since when is the American Chemical Society the authority on s... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2011
    T-Rex: now with 30% more RAWR! According to some recent computer modeling, researchers have estimated that t-rex adults may have been as much as 30% more massive than previously believed. OMG -- love me a dino with some meat on their bones! Between their teeth? Not so much.... / Continue →
  • August 15, 2011
    First of all, Plesiosaurs aren't actually dinosaurs. Dinosaur is a generic term for terrestrial vertebrates of the time, it's just cooler (albeit entirely incorrect) to say dino instead of 'giant prehistoric marine reptile'. Seen here in an artist's grody rendition just beg... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2011
    This is a short video of a guy wearing one of those ultra-realistic 'Walking with Dinosaurs' t-rex suits and running around an Australian schoolyard trying to make kids tar their pits pants. Most of the children run in terror, but I spotted at least a couple future dino-lovers... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2010
    I hate myself for even using a term like bling bling, ding-a-ling, but I assure you I'll take it out on my liver here in just a little bit. But before the ritualistic alcohol abuse begins, here's a $60K iPhone case made out of t-rex teeth and meteors. Ironic, don't you think?... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2010
    Because I'll never stop getting this accusatory tip until I've made a statement and cleared my good name: no, I am NOT the guy in Philadelphia that was caught having sex with a plastic dinosaur sculpture in front of two teenagers. That's just sick. Now please stop calling the... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2010
    My God what a sexy looking dino. He's so horny he's making me horny. Kidding, I get that way with any dino, but still, you know what I mean (I mean I'm rockin' some serious petrified wood right now). The creature lived 76 million years ago in the warm, wet swamps of what is ... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2010
    About sex than a dino orgy? There aren't any. Are you getting this, the birds and bees?! Your shit doesn't even make sense! I've NEVER seen a bird and bee do it. The closest I've come is one wasp making sweet, stingy love to another, much deader wasp in the window sill. A... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    This is a sweet-ass Halo Elite costume made by the black-t-shirt-loving guys at PeteManderGRX. I need that bike basket. Plus grill. The suit (which contains a human in its tummy) is like 8-feet tall and resembles a dinosaur in futuristic battle gear just enough for me to yel... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Tsintaosaurus was like the unicorn of the Cretaceous Period. Except, instead of corns, they had penises growing out of their heads. Thanks, God! Tsintaosaurus was a duck-billed dinosaur, or Hadrosaur, that lived in China about 84 to 71 million years ago. Like many Lambeosau... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2010
    Now I know what you're thinking, "but GW, isn't the Horny Ballerina the sexiest dino name ever?" And the answer, my friend, is no. That one's second place now. The new blue-ribbon winner is officially Tuojiangosaurus (correctly pronounced Two-wang-oh!-sore-ass). Squire, re... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2010
    Oh God please don't be one of the girls. Online Dating Fail [failblog] Thanks to PhilRules, Justinknots, Simon, Theapexninja Guy, Matt, Spartacus, vladimir and Asgrim The Mighty, who all reviewed their matches and found at least one chick with a penis.... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2010
    I have no idea where this is posted but it looks like the least fun place on earth. Like Disney Land if after you paid admittance they kneed you in the crotch, stole your wallet, kicked you out of the park and made you slash your own tires. Which -- actually that does sound f... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2010
    I've been trying to avoid posting t-shirts lately because a lot of you think t-shirt articles are lame, but then I realized I'm a man who has to follow his heart ask his mom for a ride to the mall later, and I should do whatever I want. Plus this is a f***ing dino with lasers ... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2010
    The question has long intrigued the smartest and most handsome of scientists (me, I'm talking about me): how did dinosaurs do it? If you answered "awkwardly", you're close, but the correct answer is awesomely. Plus accidentally in the butt sometimes! Anyway, you may recall t... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2010
    Looking for the perfect garden sculpture to accentuate your backyard? Well look no further, my dino-loving friends, because TOSCANO Designs has you covered, thanks to this Jurassic-Sized T-Rex Statue. "GW, DIIIIIIIINNER TIME!" CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY, GOD! At 22 feet long an... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2010
    What better way to spend Valentine's Day than home alone in front of the television at 10PM Eastern watching a Discovery Channel special on dinosaur sex? I can't think of a single one. Of course, I can't think of a better way to spend any day. Tyrannosaurus Sex, the Discov... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2010
    Radical is the opposite of what I was thinking. A cowbot riding a velociraptor around like a common horse? It's enough to make me sick to my stomach. Speaking of which: mixing soymilk and OJ doesn't make an Orange Julius. But it does make you throw up in your mouth a little... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2010
    This is a screenshot of the International Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction Writer's Association website. The site itself looks like it was made by a 6th grader for a middle school computer class, but don't let the look fool you: it's jam-packed with some of the steamiest sex s... / Continue →