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  • December 9, 2011
    Daniel is a cat. A cat with a human name. A cat with a human name THAT WAS BORN WITH 26 TOES. Normal cats only have 18 (eight up front), but Daniel the human-named cat, well, he's got two extra on each foot. You lucky dog! "He's a cat." You're an @$$hole. Normal cats hav... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2011
    2012 Thumb-Wresting World Champion -- I'm calling it. This is James Byrne. PSYCHE -- it's just his hands. James lost his left thumb in a carpentry accident, and, after a botched attempt to reattach it, had it replaced with a big toe and NOT a lucky rabbit's foot despite that... / Continue →
  • July 5, 2011
    A recent study by scientists who don't give a shit about curing cancer has determined that males with right-hand ring and index fingers of a similar length are more likely to have smaller wieners than males with a difference in lengths. And, as is clearly evident from the pict... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2011
    Ever wish you could move your fingers involuntarily? Hell no, that's how people wind up stabbing themselves (alternatively, running with scissors -- it's a no-no, kids). But did that stop researchers at the University of Tokyo from packing the technology into a wristband? It... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2011
    Luke Skywalker's can't even do that! Seen here looking suspiciously like it was put on wrong, 24-year old Austrian amputee Patrick Nolastname shows off his new bionic hand. Patrick lost function of his left hand (that's my good one!) after being electrocuted on the job (NOT i... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2011
    This is a video of Jimmy the polydactyl cat (aka 'six-fingered cat' aka 'thumbs cat' aka 'mitten cat' aka 'Hemingway cat' aka etc. etc.) showing off his cool thumbs-up party trick. Hey kitty, watch me shotgun a beer! *thumbs up* Oh -- here goes another! *thumbs up* GOD I CO... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2011
    Worst. HJ's. EVER. Seen here looking suspiciously like a spraypainted ostrich, a new species of dinosaur has been discovered that only rocked a single digit on each arm nubbin. Actually, it looks like its fingers ARE its arms. They probably couldn't type for shit! The ear... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2010
    This is a short video of a Russian Wolverine going to get his nails did (what, no pedi?!). Can you guess what happens? If you guessed, "his claws come out and he cuts the nail technician's arms off", you're wrong, but you did guess what I was hoping for. And for that you des... / Continue →
  • September 14, 2010
    See? When it's zipped up it looks like a regular hand wave, but, after a partial zip-down, it becomes the traditional Vulcan salute. Plus -- BAM! -- sex-change, bow tie and glasses! And all for $40. Not even a back-alley surgeon will sew a wiener on for that cheap! And tha... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2010
    This is a picture of Leonard Nemoy performing the shocker (well, not literally) for the asshat sitting next to him. For those of you born post-Y2K, Leonard played Spock in the original Star Trek series. Also, WTF are you doing reading Geekologie? Teaser, Pleaser, Shocker, Sp... / Continue →
  • April 24, 2010
    In a recent fake study released by Apple, women are more likely to give their number to a guy if he's toting an iPhone. And here I've just been toting my balls in a wheelbarrow! CultofMac reports that a Phones4U survey of 1,500 women found that 54% of them would be more likel... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2010
    Sorry for the late start today, folks. It was The Superficial Writer's last night in town yesterday and we literally JUST got out of jail. Plus I'm missing a shoe. In less interesting news, some guy had his just-purchased iPad stolen and the thief managed to make off with pa... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2010
    This is a cute geeky chick with lightsaber finger tattoos. Impressive. Just a heads up though: you gotta be careful with those things. Because I used to have one myself. Sent my girlfriend's vajayjay to the emergency room. Picture Thanks to Jessie, who got samurai sword f... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2010
    Apparently a bunch of labs are working on a device that can sanitize your hands with plasma gas so you stop shaking my hand with penis-palm after using the bathroom. Ha, like you'd even use it! You make me sick. The idea of plasma gas may have you thinking twice about sticki... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2009
    This is a photo taken by Flickr user Meow Cely of a girl with 'pew pew' tattooed across her fingers. I must admit, I admire her dedication to the pews. You don't see me rocking any pew-y ink (except in THIS post), and I'm one of the the laser blaster's biggest proponents. Fu... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2009
    Wait, so does that mean he IS a zombie? Beause it doesn't say '#1 zombie slaya', it just says 'zombie'. Who knows, maybe he didn't have enough fingers for all that. Or brains. Get it? Zombie joke! Picture Thanks to Emma, who once brained a zombie with a frying pan and di... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2009
    This is somebody's false fingernails that photobucket user nailchick27 painted with a Super Mario Bros. 3 theme. As you can see, they're good looking. I can't say for certain I'd date a girl with nails like that (because I wouldn't), but I would let her give me a back scratch... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2009
    Who the hell would actually want to talk to their hand like in the picture is beyond me (where do I sign up?), but Argentinian design team BCK designed this set of rings to use as a Bluetooth headset handset. Also, anybody else notice how the thumb above the ring was drawn in,... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2009
    Remember David after the dentist? He was cute, wasn't he? He was. That's because drugs make people cute. And sometimes, their faces melt. It's true, one time at a concert I saw a bus turn into an accordion and Dracula fighting a dinosaur by the concession stand. It was sup... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2009
    Jerry Jalava is a hacker who lost half his left ring finger in a motorcycle accident and decided to replace the digit with a USB drive. So now he sports a rubber half-finger with thumb(!)drive inside. Awesome. Plus, if he ever has to wear a wedding ring it won't count becaus... / Continue →