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  • August 29, 2014
    This is the Supersize Bed designed and built by Cecilia Carey and Harry Parr. It looks suspiciously like a giant pack of McDonald's fries. All the fries are actually removable pillows though, so you and a sleepover friend can use them to try to beat each other off the bed lik... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2014
    These are the custom Goldeneye 007 remote and proximity mine belt buckles created by if industries. Either one of those would look great holding my pants up, especially the remote mine one (above). And you know what else would look great holding my pants up? "A sexy dino?" ... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2014
    Screen looks small. This is the Star Wars themed home theater built for an undisclosed couple (smart) by Seattle based custom theater designer DillonWorks. It looks legit. The perfect place to watch my favorite movie of the franchise, Star Wars Into Darkness. "GW? Please g... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2014
    Be honest, how do I look? "Dead." Because you only get one chance to make a last impression, a company in Japan allows people who are still alive to try on the outfit and makeup they want to be wear during their open-casket funeral (plus choose a custom coffin). Me? I don't... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2014
    NOTE: MAJOR SEASON FOUR SPOILERS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. DON'T WATCH IF YOU AREN'T CAUGHT UP. I DON'T NEED YOU RUNNING OFF AND CRYING TO YOUR MOM THEN HAVING HER CALL ME TO CHEW ME OUT. This is a series of clips from Game of Thrones season four with the audio removed and o... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2014
    This is the $15 Game of Thrones Stark Direwolf Sculpted Mug. It holds 12-ounces of coffee and booze, has "WINTER IS COMING" printed on the side and a 3D gray direwolf head in the bottom. Will it be enough to scare away whoever's been sneaking laxatives into my coffee every mo... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2014
    Sorry for missing you yesterday, I had to deal with some stuff. But you can rest assured international security was involved, and now you live in a much, much safer world. Mother Sharon Standifird was tired of texting and calling her children just to be ignored. So what did s... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2014
    This is a shot of a bro (I wish I had his tan) so drunk he's making out with the Guy Fawkes mask on the back of a girl's head. Presumably she told him to close his eyes and kiss her. Or maybe he just thought she was really, really white. With a mustache. Either way you hav... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2014
    These are some examples of the beautifully crafted wooden gaming tables designed and built by Geek Chic. The tables range in price from $2,500 - $16,000 and "have two surfaces - a removable top and a recessed playing area. You can customize the number of player stations, drawe... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2014
    Remember Joanna Rohrback, the extremely camel-toed inventor of Prancersize? Of course you do, there isn't a single person with internet access who hasn't closed their eyes and seen that spandex'd vagina staring back at them at some point. *bad shivers* Well now Joanna is bac... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2014
    Note: Larger version HERE. Full res version at DeviantART. This is Alpacamon, a series of all the original Pokemon imagined as cartoon alpacas by DeviantARTist Lopaki. "But why?" This is the internet, you should know better than to ask such stupid questions. Which one is y... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2014
    Note: This isn't the whole graphic, hit the jump to see the whole thing. Bonus points for reading it on the can. This is an infographic about reading on the shitter. I find it hard to believe only 75% of Americans have used their cell phone in the bathroom. Apparently 25% o... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2014
    This is the $170 Mystim E-Stim Vibrator. It's a 2-motor, 5-speed vibrator that also includes a conductive stimulation surface down the entire length of the shaft for a shockingly good time. Apparently it's the first vibrator to combine the orgasmic pleasure of vibration AND e... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2014
    I didn't even know micro dominoes were a real thing. They are though, apparently. And 80x smaller and 100x lighter than regular dominoes. How about that?! I could eat a million of them. This is the world record for the longest micro domino maze. It had to be set up with t... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2014
    This is the Star Trek Borg Cube Fridge available from ThinkGeek ($150). It can hold nine cans of soda plus a little extra and glows green inside and out. Nine cans of soda isn't that many, but the thing is only a foot square so it doesn't take up a lot of room either. You kn... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2014
    This is a series of Game of Thrones house sigil inspired makeup designs applied by makeup artist Allison Chase. Weird, I knew an Allison Chase growing up. She was a nice girl. I happen to know for a fact this is not the same one though. I'm not going to tell you HOW I know,... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2014
    This is the $60 custom painted Han Solo in carbonite toilet seat available from eBay seller derbycovers. It's only printed and painted though, it's not actually 3-D, so if you thought this was going to be a cheap way to experience sitting on Han Solo's face, think again. I kn... / Continue →
  • July 18, 2014
    This is the series of upcoming $10 horror movie action figures being released by Funko as part of their ReAction line. So far the series will include Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, Pinhead, Sam, The Crow, Ghostface, and Michael Myers. They're not the most detailed or articul... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2014
    These are the Blades of The Rainbow Ninja sold by ThinkGeek. You can get two short swords for $30, three knives for $30, or all of them for $50. I just ordered zero of each. My blade is the color of the darkest night. For reference, that is a very dark black. But if you ev... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2014
    This is the crowdfunded (seriously) kayak topper that Japanese artist Rokudenashiko fashioned in the shape of her own vagina. Rokudenashiko is trying to end the taboo surrounding female private parts in Japan by creating all sorts of vagina shaped objects. She wants to make a... / Continue →