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  • November 25, 2015
    Note: I moved this post up from last year (and the year before) because Thanksgiving should be scary. This is the Cthulhu inspired Christmas dinner made by Texan Rusty Eulberg and his wife. It consists of a bacon layered turkey (although I'm using the term 'layered' very ligh... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2015
    This is the Battle Of Hoth inspired wedding photo taken and digitally manipulated by professional wedding photographer Tanya Musgrave. My girlfriend actually wants to do something similar, except instead of a Star Wars theme she wants me to be edited out of the photo entirely ... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2015
    Capes: they used to be really popular. Now they aren't anymore. But UK based online fashion retailer ASOS is hoping to turn that around by introducing this £30 (~$45) Loungewear Cape. It might be working too because they're currently sold out. Still, I added added one to my... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2015
    This is a video of really-looking-to-go-professional vaper Danny LoLo with a cool smoke ring trick. How does he get the smoke to spiral on that second blow? Those look like the kind of tricks you can only learn from a wizard. You know I had a wizard offer to teach me magic o... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2015
    This is the 'Best Morning Ever' coffee mug designed by Tom Medwin. It has a ledge on top to hold a donut, which helps insulate your coffee and warm the donut at the same time. WIN-WIN. $15 gets you one if they reach their Kickstarter goal, which seems likely. My only real p... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2015
    P0rnhub just released this graph showing that they experienced up to a 10% dip in traffic during the day of Fallout 4's release. It looks like everybody who remained abstinent during the day though made up for it that night. I also assume at least a handful of multi-taskers j... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2015
    The IZIVIBE is a phone case that uses your phone's vibrations to make it a vibrator. It has an app to utilize seven different vibration modes to get you off. The app can also be controlled by a long-distance lover when they're not around. Me? I can still be intimate with my ... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2015
    This is the Star Wars Ewok Knit Hooded Scarf available from ThinkGeek. It costs $25 and kind of makes you look like an Ewok. I say kind of because I can still tell the girl in the picture is human. I am a detective. Besides, you don't want to look too much like an Ewok anyw... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2015
    This is Simone Giertz's Wake Up Machine, an alarm clock that slaps you in the face with a rubber hand until you turn it off. Granted it's not the most professionally made machine, which explains why Simone's hair starts gets tangled in the spinner. Still, the concept is there... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2015
    These are the animal face balaclavas available from Teya Salat. They come in a variety of different animals (including lion, lynx, fox, wolf, leopard, tiger, snow tiger, cat, dog, panda, red panda, brown bear and more) and cost around $34 apiece. Each one also has animal-spec... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2015
    This is a video of a private outdoor parking garage in China. Apparently they're all the rage right now. Although I'm a little skeptical from the video since it never actually shows the thing fully closing. I imagine because it never actually did and just kept trying to clos... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2015
    This is a series of Disney Princess x Fallout mashups created by Canadian artist Peter Slavik to celebrate the release of Fallout 4. Now I know what you're thinking, but just remember -- everybody celebrates differently. I celebrated by buying a case of beer and playing for s... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2015
    This is the $11 Star Wars Chewbacca Can Cooler available from ThinkGeek (previously: this much less furry one from Entertainment Earth). It gives a user that authentic drinking-out-of-a-rug experience. You like hair in your mouth? Who DOESN'T like hair in their mouth? In my... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2015
    This is a video of video game speedrunner Darbian setting a new world record for the fastest any % completion (warps and glitches allowed) of Super Mario Bros. He beat the previous record of 4:57:69 by just hundredths of a second, with a time of 4:57:627. I would be pissed if... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2015
    'More Sky' windows were designed by Argentinian architect Aldana Ferrer Garcia to give small apartments more access to the sky by expanding outward. That way you can lean against them and pretend like you're about to fall to your death. I don't think I could deal with that. ... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2015
    Afraid of commitment? Momentary Ink is a temporary tattoo company that will print any custom design you send them, so you can decide whether you want to commit to an actual permanent tattoo of the same thing. The tattoos are supposed to look like real tattoos (not shiny or we... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2015
    Haha, I chose paper, you lose! This is the officially licensed Mega Man hoodie available from ThinkGeek ($60). Previously there was this officially licensed Mega Man hoodie. That one cost $190 though. I am not spending $190 on a hoodie unless it makes me look attractive to ... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2015
    This is the Echo Base litter box built by writer Mike Ryan. Because what better way to tie your Star Wars toy collection together than with a place for cats to shit? Nice collection, Mike, but it smells like a wampa's @$$hole over here. One time I went to dinner at a friend'... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2015
    This is Outer Space Vodka. It costs $40 for a 750mL bottle and has been distilled through actual meteorites four times for EXTRA SPACE CANCER. Obviously, nobody is going to buy it except for the glass alien head bottle. If I was in college I would buy a bottle, finish it, then ... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2015
    This is footage from a backwards-running foot race played in reverse, so the participants appear to be running forward very awkwardly while occasionally looking over their shoulder. Who even competes in backwards-running races anyways? I'm guessing people who was tired of onl... / Continue →