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  • July 29, 2015
    This is the Adventure Time BMO Girls Costume Hoodie available from Hot Topic (~$43). It's a "Hoodie from Adventure Time with a BMO cosplay design." I'm going to be honest: if your costume is just a hoodie you are probably not very good at Halloween or cosplay. You know I cos... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2015
    This is the Balloon Dog Light available from Firebox (plus maybe other places -- searching for the best deal is 2/3 the fun of internet shopping!). It looks like the balloon dog a clown might twist at a kid's birthday party. Do kids even have clowns at their birthday parties ... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2015
    This is the $60 R2-D2 Dome Purse available from ThinkGeek (among other places -- shop around!). It looks like R2-D2 and holds things. Not very big things, mind you. Will it be this fall's must-have fashion accessory? I doubt it. Will slap-bracelets and toe rings make a com... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2015
    This is the $40 Rocket Raccoon backpack available from ThinkGeek (and possibly other places but I didn't look because you never hired me as your personal shopper even though I think I'd be great at it because we have the same taste. Do you like Watermelon Sour Patch Kids? "YE... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2015
    This is a shot of the Dungeons & Dragons themed cake made for Vin Diesel's 48th birthday over the weekend. For those of you who don't have a crush on Vin and have Fast & Furious posters hanging above your bed, Vin Diesel is a big Dungeons and Dragons fan. Me? I am a big fan ... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2015
    This is the Magical Unicorn Umbrella available from ThinkGeek ($15). It has a unicorn head handle and a rainbow canopy. It provides +5 whimsy on rainy days, and the standard -10 luck if ever opened indoors. You know, I opened an umbrella indoors once. Life has been miserabl... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2015
    These are the Magic: The Gathering Of The Juggalos cards created by BigCartel shop SawFan666. You can buy a set for $6, or not buy a set and put that six dollars towards something else. Flowers for your significant other, perhaps? Jk jk, fast food. A rock solid quote from t... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2015
    ShredLights are headlights for your skateboard. They slide onto a small bracket you attach to your truck's bolts, and are USB rechargeable. They were designed to look cool and help prevent spills from hitting cracks at night. Ex-Toronto mayor Rob Ford? He will hit cracks an... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2015
    The Dragonscale Handbag of Holding is a $60 handbag available from ThinkGeek. It has 15 pockets for storing a shit-ton of stuff, a faux dragonscale exterior (actually vegan leather) and a zipper pull that looks like a D20. That is probably the nicest thing about it. The nice... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2015
    This is the $30 Knight Rider K.I.T.T. USB Car Charger available from ThinkGeek. It plugs into a car's 12V power socket/cigarette lighter and has two USB charging ports. Plus it lights up and talks. However it will NOT drive your car for you, although I convinced my roommate ... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2015
    ...What's going on here? This is the $568 (including international shipping) giant Minion bed available from Chicciho. If you just search 'Minion bed' online though it looks like a bunch of places are selling different versions, all of which I assume are entirely unlicensed. ... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2015
    This is the mashup wedding cake made by the Little Cherry Cake Company near Manchester, England. The cake features elements from both The Nightmare Before Christmas and Mario Bros games. Man, if this was the couple's cake, I wonder what the rest of the wedding was like. I be... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2015
    This is the M48 Tactical War Hammer made by United Cutlery (available HERE for $50 -- and buy me a ninja sword while you're at it). It has a hammer skull basher on one side and a skull splitting pick on the other side. What side would you rather get hit with? If I had to cho... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2015
    These are the BFF Console Tables designed by Vick Vanlian and inspired by the styles of Jeff Koons and Takashi Murakami. They're little tables with colorful sexy lady legs and high heels. They cost $5,000 though, making it infinitely cheaper to steal the legs off a mannequin ... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2015
    This is the first shot of the new LEGO Batmobile set for the upcoming Batman Vs. Superman movie. The set will be released January 1st of 2016, contain 306 pieces, and retail for $30. Honestly, I'm not a big fan of this Batmobile and I hope Superman kicks Batman's ass for driv... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2015
    Because I'm just itching to put on my next twenty pounds, this is the Napoli Crispy Pizza Fried Chicken available from KFC Hong Kong. Apparently it has a pizza flavored breading, including mozzarella and cheddar cheeses. It looks like maybe some kind of marinara too? Would I... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2015
    These are the $40 velvet Chewbacca leggings available from ThinkGeek (and possibly elsewhere but I'm not your personal shopper unless you let me ride in the cart in which case you've got yourself a deal but please don't push me too fast). The velvet gives them a little bit of ... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2015
    *Axes as in the plural of axis, not like battle axes, although that would be awesome/dangerous. This is a video of the Starlight amusement park ride built by ABC rides. It raises up to over 70 feet then begins spinning around on three axes to allow riders to experience an ant... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2015
    This is the new Volkswagen California campervan that somebody vinyl wrapped to look like a rusty piece of shit. It reminds me of an old Chevy Astro. Would you steal it? Of course you wouldn't, you're not a car thief. I mean, you're not a car thief, are you? Because if you ... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2015
    'P0rnogami: A Guide To The Ancient Art Of Paper-Folding For Adults' by Master Sugoi is a 128-page step-by-step instruction book teaching you how to fold paper penises and titties and who knows what else. Did you know you can fold a vagina out of a dollar bill? I did not know ... / Continue →