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  • December 9, 2014
    These are the 5-pound gummi skulls designed and sold by Vat19 (of disgustingly large 26-pound gummi bear and python fame) and Firebox. The $40-55 skulls comes in blue raspberry, grape, and red cherry, pack over 7,000 calories, and more than enough sugar to give your children's... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2014
    To celebrate their new donut delivery services (WAIT -- WHAT?!) in the U.K. (dammit!) Krispy Kreme baked up a special double hundred dozen box of their original glazed donuts. That's 2,400 donuts. And apparently one lucky company is going to win all these donuts, although hop... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2014
    To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the film, Krispy Kreme and Sony Pictures have teamed up to release two Ghostbusters inspired donuts. Unfortunately, they're both marshmallow creme filled, because God forbid they make a Hi-C Ecto-Cooler jelly filled one and make all my wild... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2014
    This is a video of a Chinese street vendor who blows hot sugar into animal shapes. In this case, he makes a dragon for a little boy. I'm not sure if the animals are strictly decorative or if you're supposed to eat them, but who wouldn't want to eat a ball of sugar that's been... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2014
    This is the Instructable created by Danger Is My Middle name (mine's Dickdragon) for how to make your own Unicorn Barf dessert treats. They're basically Rice Krispy treats made with those hard cereal marshmallows instead of crispies. Plus they can probably double as unicorn t... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2014
    These are the chocolate chip shot glasses designed by New York City pastry chef Dominique Ansel. If his name sounds familiar, it's because Dominique is also responsible for the super-popular cronut. If his name didn't sound familiar at all, welcome to the club. Figuring th... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2014
    In heartbreaking news for anybody who's ever dreamed of covering themselves in bananas and skydiving onto the monkey island at the zoo, a recent study conducted by the Paignton Zoo in southwest England has discovered bananas farmed for human consumption are actually bad for the... / Continue →
  • February 21, 2013
    Ever dreamed of eating a Gusher THE SIZE OF A SMUSHED BASEBALL? If you're anything like me you have, because three-quarters of my dreams involve overeating. The other quarter are nightmares involving ghosts and my ass. Take a bunch of Gushers, wrap them in a layer of Fruit R... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2011
    Because 5-pound gummi bears will only score you type-II diabetes so fast and I want to be monitoring my blood-sugar levels like yesterday, Vat19 is now selling a 26-pound gummi bear with a bowl for a belly. OMG -- I'm gonna fill it with Sour Patch Kids and puke rainbows! "The... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2011
    What do you get when you combine 10-pounds of gummi bears, a love for oldschool video games, and waaaaaay too much free time on your hands? A chubby kid playing Nintendo for 8-hours straight. This video. Or -- OR -- a Mario costume made entirely out of gummi bears. Just lic... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2010
    Vat 19, the company behind the world's largest commercially available gummi bear, is back at it, this time with the world's largest commercially available gummi worm. It's every bit as disgusting as you'd expect. Unless you expected it to not be disgusting, in which case you'... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2010
    I love candy, it's an important part of my life. Right up there with the internet and self-loathing. And this is a complicated Venn diagram that explains the relationships of different candybars to one another. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Put one of each in a blende... / Continue →