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  • January 5, 2012
    This is a line of limited edition cheeseburgers being rolled out by European burger franchise Quick to celebrate the release of Star Wars Episode 1 in 3-D. I hope George chokes on one. As you can see, the Darth Vader version has a black bun, the Darth Maul a red bun, and the ... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2011
    Whether you're PWNing noobs or just your own little nubbin against the toilet seat fantasizing about how dreamy I must be in real life, the human body needs energy. And while some of us can derive all the necessary sustenance from alcohol and candy, other (read: lesser evolved... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2010
    Close your eyes and think "big fat ugly". What comes to mind? Ex-girlfriends? Same here. But from now on I'm thinking sandwich. Introducing the Big Fat Ugly from Fat Sandwich Company, Champaign, Illinois. It will kill you. Big Fat Ugly (with mayo and ketchup) $25.00 ... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2010
    Can't decide what kind of pizza to order? Go get Taco Bell instead. Ooooor demand the Little Caesar make 20 little pizzas and put them on one larger pizza, so you've got options. Me? My options are running out. Right now I'm looking at filing for bankruptcy or faking my ow... / Continue →
  • July 19, 2010
    If you want to survive you have to be willing to adapt. Just ask the dodo bird. Exactly. In the future meat will be scarce, and in order to get your RDA of protein you're gonna have to start eating more nuts and beans. Or -- OR -- zombie jerky. Zombie jerky is just like be... / Continue →
  • July 5, 2010
    In honor of celebrating America's independence yesterday and my being released from jail without having to spend the entire night (4 AM), here's a pizza made the American way. What's the American way? Try two McDonalds cheeseburgers, an order of nuggets and a box of fries, al... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2010
    This is a cake somebody made to look like a Zerg Hive from Starcraft. It's most impressive and I would eat the whole thing AND smoke those crystals afterwards. Then, after staying up three days straight I'll eventually have a run-in with the po-po that leads to an inevitable ... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2010
    Sandwich cakes are cakes that look like sandwiches thanks to Fred's Cakewich baking pan. The silicon batter receptacle costs $23 and is probably a waste of money if you have any knife skills whatsoever. Unfortunately, you and I both know your mommy doesn't let you play with k... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2010
    NOTE: Full-res version HERE. The latest in nutritional flow charts (after fast food, beer and breakfast cereal), comes the candy edition. Now I don't know about you, but when I'm hankering for something sweet, there's only one thing that does the trick: candy dots. Kidding, ... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2010
    Apparently these limited edition Star Trek waffles were released back in March to hype the new film before it came out. Why I never knew about them or got my syrup-loving paws on some is beyond me, but it probably had something to do with living under a laundry basket in my pa... / Continue →
  • December 14, 2009
    Because I'm pretty much the L337357 thing on this side of the L337 57R337, BOOM, two Star Wars posts in a row! Imperial Stout Trooper is (you'll never guess!) an Imperial Stout beer manufactured by New England Brewing Co. which, get this, IS BASED IN NEW ENGLAND! Did you brai... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2009
    Disposable flasks are exactly what they sound like: throw-away flasks. They're basically glorified juice pouches with a screw-top lid. ZOMG, I LOVE DRINKING EVERYWHERE! Enter the Disposable Flask ($15/set of 3). These 7.5 oz. reusable foil pouches are portable, freezable, po... / Continue →
  • November 27, 2009
    Well folks, there's a new drunkest beer in town. And that beer is Tactical Nuclear Penguin by BrewDog Brewery in Scottland -- at 32% alcohol by volume content. I WANT IT INSIDE ME! Too bad it's gonna cost $49.50 a bottle. I'm sticking to isopropyl! A warning on the label s... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2009
    I love tequila sunrises. You know why? They're fruity, come with a little umbrella, and go down great with breakfast. Which, more often than not, is two quarts of mimosas I mixed into an orange juice carton. I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK ON EATING HEALTHY. But, for those of you th... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2009
    I think we all knew this day would come: Envelopes with bacon-flavored adhesive. Geez, these are almost as clever as my invention: nipple flavored envelopes. Which, I think you and I both know is the closest your tongue will ever come. J&D's, the makers of Bacon Salt and Bac... / Continue →
  • November 1, 2009
    The Bagel Dome (Dome Dome Dome) is a $40 battery powered vacuum dome made to keep bagels and other oxygen-hating perishables fresh (JUST USE A DYSON, GOD). I contacted the manufacturer and the lady on the phone said it also works for donuts but I have my doubts. Which is exac... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2009
    This is an awesome 80's cake that combines elements of this cake, this cake, sort of this cake, and these blue bastards. Really takes you back, doesn't it? I remember watching Smurfs. And I, for one, am not ashamed to admit that I know you had a crush on Smurfette. She's no... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2009
    Anna the Red, best known for her incredible video-game themed Bento boxes, went and made a WALL-E on wheat. She has a tutorial on how to make your own over at her website if you're interested, so I went ahead and printed it out and gave it to my mom. Gosh, I hope I get a juic... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2009
    Hell yeah a bacon of the month club. Truthfully, I only thought there was one kind of bacon (delicious), but what do I know? I'm just a man who has all his meals prepared for him by a non-robotic bartender. Anyway, for a staggering $315 you can join the Grateful Palate BOTM ... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2009
    I would eat this zombie brain cupcake (made by Flickr user xsomnis) and then ask for seconds. And if there aren't any seconds, well, I'm looking at your head. I WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS, SON. The hypothalamus is my favorite! zombie food [xsomnis' Flickr] Thanks to Jessica, wh... / Continue →