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  • June 2, 2014
    Berries: everybody loves them. One time in college I was wandering around campus high when I stumbled across a wild blackberry patch. I sat there in the sunlight for like an hour just eating and dyeing my hands purple. It was the best day of my life. Now UK company Dovetail... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2014
    King crabs: they're delicious. And this lavender one was recently spotted in a shipment to Japan from Russia. Why is it lavender? Is it even lavender? Personally, I think it's more of a cornflower blue, but that's just me and I'm willing to argue about anything. How many l... / Continue →
  • April 17, 2012
    This is a badass Captain America themed cake made by Tumblr-er LoveandLotsofSugar for her son's 4th birthday. As you can see (and the title I wrote clearly states), it has an American flag interior. Me? I'm all blood and guts on the inside. You? You're full of hot air. "... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2012
    This is the most impressive rainbow pegacorn cake you've ever seen. No arguing, it just is. And if you think it isn't that's only because you're remembering the other one you've seen all wrong. That wasn't even a pegacorn, it was a My Little Pony and it was just a toy on top... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2012
    This is a 6'4", 300-pound (just like me!) Stormtrooper cake made by Amanda Oakleaf Cakes for the Arisia Sci-Fi Convention in Boston. He provided over 600 servings, significantly more than an Ewok cake would have. Plus less hair. Nobody likes eating hair. Except my cat. God... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2011
    This is a small series of physics (NOT chemistry) themed cupcakes created by a young baker to celebrate their last day of high school physics class. Me? I skipped school and went to the bong store, then drank Mad Dog 20/20's in a public park with a couple of my bros from show... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2010
    I've given up on ever being skinny again. My skinny jeans stopped fitting six years ago. The last time I wore them was on my hand to wipe up the vomit on my bathroom floor after I overdid it at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast (you can't tempt me like that!). Enter the $... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2010
    Close your eyes and think "big fat ugly". What comes to mind? Ex-girlfriends? Same here. But from now on I'm thinking sandwich. Introducing the Big Fat Ugly from Fat Sandwich Company, Champaign, Illinois. It will kill you. Big Fat Ugly (with mayo and ketchup) $25.00 ... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2010
    Can't decide what kind of pizza to order? Go get Taco Bell instead. Ooooor demand the Little Caesar make 20 little pizzas and put them on one larger pizza, so you've got options. Me? My options are running out. Right now I'm looking at filing for bankruptcy or faking my ow... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2010
    I'm pretty sure this picture is old but I thought it was relevant anyway because I've been drinking a lot of rum lately (it makes me feel like a pirate!). You see, I found two bottles stashed in my roommate's dresser while I was looking for a shirt I'm convinced he stole. I'd... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2010
    That's right folks, no more sifting through boxes of Lucky Charms just to make a single bowl of marshmallows! Now you can have one whenever you want. Goodbye oat bran, hello cavities! (I'm gonna stash a bag in my ass for snacking you see). Here at Cereal Marshmallows Our ... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2010
    So there's this Burger King in Times Square called the BK Whopper Bar (you don't even serve booze!) that's selling a 2,520 calorie, $13 Pizza Burger. WTF's a Pizza Burger? The best gotdamn thing you could imagine. Exclusive to NYC's Whopper Bar. Four flame-broiled Whopper® ... / Continue →
  • July 26, 2010
    This is a video of a robot learning how to flip pancakes. Why? Because it dropped out of high school. Stay in school kids, you've got a long life ahead of you. That said, I'd kill you right now for a McGriddle. Shit -- I'd even stab you a couple times just to smell one. T... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2010
    This is a giant cookie decorated to look like the Deathstar. Want to bake your own? Cool, here's what you do: 1) Make a big-ass ball of cookie dough and put it in the oven. 2) Poke it with a toothpick and lightly press it with a knife halfway through baking. 3) Pull it out of... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    'Shirtless Kirk' cologne is a real olfactory treat coming out this July. Get ready to set your phasers to stunning! God I just want to huff it out of an old bandanna. Sometimes the only thing standing between you and a successful mission is a thin piece of cloth. And whether... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2010
    UPDATE: Okay so apparently I already posted this a while ago. What -- I've been drinkling, okay?! Allegedly this is a picture of God reaching for a fiery burrito. I believe it too because that does look like a hand and that does look like a burrito. Great, now I'm hungry.... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2010
    Geekologie Reader and Facebook fan Jasmine, who may or may not have forgotten her son's birthday until the day of, went and made a donut and dinosaur "cake" for the occasion. My God I want it. Right now I'm pretending the donut holes on sticks are actually sails and the whol... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2010
    This is an Ewok cake made using a teddy-bear shaped pan and a diabetic coma worth of icing. High-five, Wilford Brimley! (send those testing supplies right to my door) This is the birthday cake my Wife made for me this year. We have a teddy bear cake pan that hasn't been used... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2010
    I don't care if you're a Trekkie or not, this USS Meaterprise looks delicious. Go on, admit it: you know you'd let it boldly go where no man several guys have gone before: Uranus. God that never gets old. Eat Up Trekkies! The Starship Enterprise Meat Sculpture [walyou] Than... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2010
    The Bob Evans branded gravy dispenser: the pinnacle of convenience store deliciousity. And you can own your own for the low, low cost of $635! At your cost of $0.78 a serving and a suggested retail price of $1.99, you're making a 61% profit per biscuit. I just ordered one and s... / Continue →