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  • November 16, 2015
    P0rnhub just released this graph showing that they experienced up to a 10% dip in traffic during the day of Fallout 4's release. It looks like everybody who remained abstinent during the day though made up for it that night. I also assume at least a handful of multi-taskers j... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2015
    This is a picture of Morpheus from The Matrix offering bathroom users the choice between blue and red pills at the sink. In case you've forgotten, or didn't see the movie, Morpheus offers Neo the choice between a blue pill, which will allow him to continue living in the fabric... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2014
    This is the shot Schenectady High School student Draven Rodriguez is petitioning to be used as his senior yearbook photo. School authorities agreed the photo could appear in the yearbook, just not as his senior photo. Apparently because its Sears Portrait Studio awesomeness w... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2014
    Be honest, how do I look? "Dead." Because you only get one chance to make a last impression, a company in Japan allows people who are still alive to try on the outfit and makeup they want to be wear during their open-casket funeral (plus choose a custom coffin). Me? I don't... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2014
    Note: Larger version HERE just in case you have one of those home phones with the giant number buttons made for grandparents. This is a flowchart made by the folks at Silver Oak Online Casino (who surprisingly don't just suggest you only play online poker) of how to pick the p... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2012
    67-year old Luo Baogen and his wife refused to sell their apartment to the government (for the $42,000 in compensation they were offering) so it could be demolished and a new highway built. So what did the government do? What any government would -- KILLED THEM. I'm joking,... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2011
    Blue balls and beer -- story of my life, bro. Women: they'll tear your heart out, spit in the hole, then not respond to the voicemails you leave about how much you still love her and want to work things out just so you can stay overnight one more time and steal a bunch of her ... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2011
    This is a video of guy getting what's being advertised as the first animated tattoo, despite Little Pete from 'The Adventures of Pete and Pete' having one of a chick in a red dress named Petunia that he could make dance almost 20 years ago. Oh right, AND THEN THERE'S THIS. Per... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2011
    Note: Search 'avatar tattoo' in the sidebar to see the progression. The last time we checked in with Iggy the Avatar superfan he was at tattoo # 8, but that was way back in 2010. Since then he's gotten #'s 9 and 10 (the faces flanking his shank-zones), planned # 11 (a giant f... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2011
    Aaaaaaaand we're back. Sorry for the late start folks, but there was a problem with the publishing system that yelling and chugging beers just couldn't solve. This is a video of some chick getting 152 of her Facebook friends' profile pictures tattooed around her arm. Why? I... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2011
    Again from The Game Station (who are quickly becoming the Stephen King of video game-related Youtube videos) comes this interactive Left 4 Dead number. Number, get it? Like Left 4 Dead. I AM THE TIE-IN KING! "No." Prince? "No." Stable boy? "Moat-digger." SONOFA! It's l... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2011
    Guitar Hero, the franchise that taught us all pushing colored buttons in time to music could make you feel like a badass, has been canceled. *looks at real guitar resting in corner* DON'T "I TOLD YOU SO" ME! You think I won't smash you? I'll smash you. "Due to continued de... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2010
    I can't really wear headphones because my left ear's like two inches lower than the right and I look like Sloth and Quasimodo's lovechild, but -- oh I'm sorry -- am I making you hot? Moving on. Monster, best known for hocking immorally overpriced HDMI cables, has teamed up wi... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2010
    Note: You're not gonna have much fun playing it at this size, click HERE to see the thing in full-res and start making decisions! This is a flowchart you can use to "play" every computer RPG all smushed into one. I tried it a couple times but kept getting stuck in the "ente... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2010
    Can't decide which superhero you want on your cake? No problem -- just slap a bunch on there! Just don't slap Hulk's ass, because he can and will get angry ON YOUR FACE. Robin? Not so much. "Holy tweaked nips, Batman -- you could cut glass with those things!" "I know, ... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2010
    NOTE: This ain't the whole thing so you need to beat THIS BUTTON with your cursor like you'd do a dirty rug with a broom handle. Having trouble picking just the write (see what I did there?) typeface for a project? Well fear not, because graphic designer Julian Hansen (Mmmm B... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2010
    I remember when I was growing up I only had one crayon color: stick. You had to really bear down on the paper, but it was kind of a brownish-green. Sometimes more brown, sometimes more green, but always ready to poke your eye out. Maybe your parents bought you things though,... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2009
    This is what Mario's closet looks like as envisioned by artist Glen Brogan (slightly larger version if you touch THIS with your cursor and push the button). If you like it, you can go HERE to vote on getting it printed as a shirt. If you don't like it, you can go to hell. I ... / Continue →