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  • August 26, 2014
    This is a series of three alternate fan-made posters for Star War Episode VII designed by DeviantARTist AndrewSS7. Will the actual movie posters look this good? I doubt it. Of course, I've been wrong before. Like when I camped out to see all three prequels. Keep going for ... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2014
    This is a Star Wars Episode VII movie poster as imagined by UK designer Old Red Jalopy for MTV News using photos of the recently announced cast. Is this what the actual poster will look like? Probably not. Are we all going to dress up as our favorite characters and go see th... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2013
    These are the closeup Death Star tiles created by Tom Spina Designs to deck the walls of some rich person's Star Wars themed home theater. Each tile is a foot square and 3-4 inches deep. No word what they cost but considering they were custom fabricated my guess is a fortune.... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2013
    This is the Death Star cookie jar available from Firebox (and probably other places) for $56 (previously: just a concept). It's perfect for the person with a Star Wars themed kitchen. Don't have a Star Wars themed kitchen? It's never too late to start. Those cookies in th... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2013
    These are the Death Star weed grinders made and sold by Etsy seller Pyroteeze ($22). If I'm not mistaken, they're made by filling these Death Star ice cube molds with polymer clay, then mashing the two halves of a cheap grinder inside and painting the whole thing. Plus they'r... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2013
    This is a $30 Death Star Soccer Ball available from ThinkGeek (originally only available at the Star Wars Celebration in Europe). Of course, most of the world probably recognizes it as a Death Star football. The US just calls football soccer because, like the metric system, w... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2013
    This is the Death Star painted on a lady's butt. I'm not sure if she did it herself in the mirror or if somebody helped. I'm also not sure why it's painted on both cheeks. Maybe one is supposed to be a front view and the other a back view. I don't know, I don't what the hel... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2013
    This is the Death Star trench run built in LEGO by someone and on display somewhere where Flickr user Abathar was able to take a picture of it. This is that picture. Personally, I think LEGO should make the Death Star Trench Run a real $10,000 playset. I also think one of my... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2013
    Because everybody loves candy and Valentine's Day is right around the corner, here are some Eye of Sauron, Death Star, and galaxy lollipops (not to be confused with these planet ones) from Etsy seller designerlollipop. "Um, GW? Valentine's Day was yesterday." Oh really? Tha... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2013
    Because what good is the internet if we can't use it to waste government resources and increase taxes, a petition to start construction of a Death Star by 2016 was proposed on the White House's website. And, since the petition garnered nearly 35,000 signatures, the White House... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2012
    This is a miniature Death Star carved out of a ping pong ball and some card-stock. It's pretty impressive for being so teensy. Speaking of -- you ever played the game where you and a friend shoot ping pong balls out of your mouths trying to hit each other in the face? It's a... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2012
    This is a picture circulating the interwebs of an alleged Death Star firepit which is obviously fake because if you take THIS PICTURE RIGHT HERE, flip it horizontally, and superimpose it over the grill you can see that's exactly what the person who made the picture did. Listen... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2012
    This is a Salvador Dali inspired Star Wars ribcage tattoo conceptualized and inked by DeviantARTist graynd. As you can see, it's got a drippy Jabba and Death Star in the style of the clocks from Dali's 'The Persistence of Memory', and stick-legged AT-AT and AT-ST from 'Les Elep... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2012
    Damn bro those eyes are WONKY. You lookin' for treats in Alderaan places! This is Musha the pug Boston Terrier. Musha just had surgery and is wearing a dog cone fashioned into a Death Star to make her feel powerful during recovery. There is NO WAY her brain can put together... / Continue →
  • November 22, 2011
    I know what I'm getting you for Christmas! Coal -- you were terrible this year. I don't care what crappy toy commercials you saw watching Spongebob on Saturday morning and added to your list, you're not getting them. If I were Santa I'd drop a big ol' bag of flaming reindeer... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2011
    This is 30,000-piece LEGO diorama of the Death Star's landing bay on the day of Emperor Palpatine's surprise inspection or whatever. It was created by Jay Hoff and displayed at the Florida school he teaches at on Science Discovery Day (when the kids learn about potato-powered ... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2011
    This is an ultra-realistic bust of Grand Moff Tarkin from the first Star Wars movie lovingly creepycrafted by effects artist/sculptor Jordu Schell. Speaking of Grand Moffs -- I watched an old 70's porno over the weekend. You should've seen the bushes on these dudes -- one guy... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2010
    There are Death Star pumpkins, and then there are "Death Star destroying Alderaan with a giant superlaser" pumpkins. This, clearly, is one of the latter. Look -- I think I can see Superman's parents exploding! Huh? That wasn't Alderaan? Oh. .... .... You sure? Halloween D... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2010
    Note: It's a two-parter. Second part is after the jump. Because a day without a Star Wars post is like a day without drinking to forget how hard I suck at life (I could pull a blueberry through a coffee stirrer), here's Star Wars: A New Hope (AKA the first of the three good o... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2010
    As you probably know by now unless you live on Hoth and your internets are perpetually frozen, Adidas has a whole line of Star Wars themed apparel. The latest? Tauntaun-skin intimates. This Dark Side Imperials varsity jacket. Now I'm not saying I'd go steady with anyone in sc... / Continue →