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  • March 13, 2014
    Wingman is an upcoming dating app for meeting people at the airport and on your flight. It's kind of like Tinder or Grindr, except with more potential for sex in an airplane lavatory. You ever gotten a handjob under a blanket after the beverage cart passes? LEGIT. You just... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2013
    Ghostsingles.com is a dating website for ghosts. At first I thought it was a dating website for living people who wanted to date ghosts, which made it infinitely sadder, but it's not -- the only option is to sign up for ghost/ghost relationships. So you both have to be dead. ... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2013
    GlutenfreeSingles is a dating website for people looking for a significant other that shares their gluten-free lifestyle. Cool, but I'm holding out for a dating site for people who only eat gut-wrenching junk food. Seperatebathrooms.com it'll be called. Whether you have celi... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2013
    This is Jurassic Heart (links to actual game), a dating simulator that lets you try your hand at romance with a t-rex named Taira. It's worth wasting a couple minutes if you're at work, but if you're at home you can probably find something better to do with your time. I mean,... / Continue →
  • March 8, 2012
    Wotwentwrong (SPOILER: your spelling) is a website that allows a person to ask their exes for constructive criticism (without having direct interaction) about what went wrong in your relationship so they can better prepare themselves for their next one. Ooooooooor use the info... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2011
    Blue balls and beer -- story of my life, bro. Women: they'll tear your heart out, spit in the hole, then not respond to the voicemails you leave about how much you still love her and want to work things out just so you can stay overnight one more time and steal a bunch of her ... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2011
    In the much anticipated Elder Scrolls: Skyrim players will not only be able to marry between races, but the same sex as well. Finally. *eying Mass Effect 2* GARRUS AND I COULD'VE HAD SOMETHING. Bethesda's Pete Hines has confirmed that gay marriage is possible in Elder Scrol... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2011
    Can you tell who doesn't belong? SPOILER: The lion, sicko. Apparently "lookist" dating website BeautifulPeople.com was recently hacked, and accepted over 30,000 busted-ass, booboo looking people over the course of six weeks because its rating system was jeopardized. Per compa... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2011
    You know how they say that couples that are together for a long time start to look like one another? I know, I thought that was an old wive's tale too (old wives talk about the craziest shit!). Anyway, with this concept in mind, an upcoming online dating service (findyourfac... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2011
    This is a fake-ass commercial for Super Harmony, an eHarmony knock-off for people who are or want to date superheroes/villains (NOT ugly people). I tried applying, but they were all, "dammit GW, you're more of a demigod than a superhero." And I was all, "I LIKE DUDES IN TIGHT... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2010
    Warms the heart, doesn't it? It really does. I love how they're not even standing on the ground, but in chairs and on the table. Safety first, you know? Oh, and for all you 3 to 7-year old Geekologie readers out there, these are NOT the girls you're gonna want to date in te... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2010
    Tom Clifford and Janine Walker (above) aren't just hard on the eyes, they're getting married in December after meeting and romancing on www.theuglybugball.com, a dating website designed for booboo looking people (this one too). Tom and Janine are officially the website's first... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2010
    The Conversacube is a make-believe product that prevents stagnant conversation on a date by providing constant suggestions of things to say to the troll your mom set you up with. "Your eyes, they're just so....far apart." Lauren McCarthy's idea seems harmless enough - a gadge... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2010
    Like this: creating a special team of characters that spell out a cute message. Alternatively, grow a pair of Poké Balls and ask her out to her face. Huh? What do you mean I'm being too harsh?! A wild WHINER appears. GW uses STFU and stop crying or I'll beat you. It's su... / Continue →