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  • November 23, 2011
    Because 5-pound gummi bears will only score you type-II diabetes so fast and I want to be monitoring my blood-sugar levels like yesterday, Vat19 is now selling a 26-pound gummi bear with a bowl for a belly. OMG -- I'm gonna fill it with Sour Patch Kids and puke rainbows! "The... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2011
    These are a bunch of steampunk insects made out of old ammunition and pocket-watch parts by Tom Hardwidge. As you can see, they're pretty good looking. Unless you hate steampunk stuff, in which case they're probably pretty bad looking. Whatever side of the fence you yell ove... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2010
    Cake Rhapsody (aka Barbarann Garrard) made this Kill Bill inspired cake for her daughter's birthday. That's pretty much all the info I have, minus they should have warned me beforehand that the katana isn't edible. You ever pissed a katana before? Me neither, but if it's any... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2010
    Well folks, Target already has all their Christmas stuff out, so you know what that means -- only three more weeks to Thanksgiving. Still haven't decided what kind of culinary bomb to drop on your extended family? How about a turkey cake? WTF's a turkey cake? A ground turk... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2010
    This is a pizza that looks like a mushroom cloud. No word on whether it set off the smoke detector, but my guess is yes provided they didn't take the batteries out to put in the Geiger counter. So, give it to me straight: if I eat the whole thing you think I'll gain any super... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2010
    I'm pretty sure this picture is old but I thought it was relevant anyway because I've been drinking a lot of rum lately (it makes me feel like a pirate!). You see, I found two bottles stashed in my roommate's dresser while I was looking for a shirt I'm convinced he stole. I'd... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2010
    That's right folks, no more sifting through boxes of Lucky Charms just to make a single bowl of marshmallows! Now you can have one whenever you want. Goodbye oat bran, hello cavities! (I'm gonna stash a bag in my ass for snacking you see). Here at Cereal Marshmallows Our ... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2010
    Forgotten for over 40 years, powdered water is back and looks like coke. But don't snort it! Actually, do snort it -- I want to see what happens. More, do more. MORE! Haha, what do you mean, "why is it brown?" Because you've been snorting heroin! I said, "BECAUSE YOU'VE ... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2010
    Now I know what you're thinking, "PR2? I think I saw that in the theater -- I hate sequels". And that may be true, but I'm not referring to PR2 the fictitious movie sequel, I'm talkin' bout the beer-fetching robot, yo. Great idea, right? No. Don't come crying to me when yo... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2010
    This is a giant cookie decorated to look like the Deathstar. Want to bake your own? Cool, here's what you do: 1) Make a big-ass ball of cookie dough and put it in the oven. 2) Poke it with a toothpick and lightly press it with a knife halfway through baking. 3) Pull it out of... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2010
    Love Kit-Kats but decided they aren't making you fat enough, fast enough? Well now you can create your own 46,000 calorie version (with bonus 1,860 grams of saturated fat!) in just six days with this simple tutorial. Don't say I never gave you anything. Well go on -- open it... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    Bacon and machine guns: these are the pillars on which the great US of A were built upon Trust me, I got a B in college history without even blowjaying the professor (GTA's don't count). And finally, somebody has combined America's love of firearms and fatty pork INTO A WAY T... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2010
    The Mc10:35 isn't actually a secret McDonald's menu item because you have to buy two separate sandwiches and put them together yourself. However, it is rare and dangerously delicious looking. I heard about this from a cashier at one of the local McDonald's. He said it's getti... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2010
    You won't actually find the Noah's Ark burger on any BK menu, but only because the king must have a thing against deliciousness. Or, I dunno, 10,000 calorie menu items. Whatever the case, the Noah's Ark burger consists of two of every kind of patty BK has to offer: beef, vegg... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2010
    Who's Your Daddy (that's easy, I am) Real Bacon Homemade Potato Chips ($5) are exactly what they sound like: deliciousness incarnate. Bet you can't eat just one (bag) you glutton you. We start with the best quality potatoes and add a proprietary blend of some extra-bacony goo... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2010
    Some guy went and stuffed a sausage roll with a Cheesy Double Beef Burrito from Taco Bell. Sure it's grade D (for delicious) meat, but, wait -- where's the bacon wrap? Pfft, and I almost called you a genius. Taco Bell Stuffed Sausage [epicportions] Thanks to Jessica, who on... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2010
    As many of you Geekologie Loyalists may know, I don't really go to the movies. Thing is, I hate large groups of people (but love large people -- weird, I know). However, I may have to get over it if only to sneak my own bag of Bacon Bourbon Caramel Corn in and moan in ecstasy... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2010
    The Build-A-Meal playset is actually a plate for children who won't eat their cheeseburger unless it's in a little construction zone (perfect for use with these utensils). Kids love building; they build playhouses, castles and forts. Let them pretend that they are site manag... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2010
    The great thing about making a Van Gogh cake is you don't have to be particularly skilled in the art of cake-decorating. Kidding, that shit looks impossible. Impossibly delicious. I call a star piece! Mmmm -- there's no ear in this, right? Fan of Van Gogh? [forgetfoo] Tha... / Continue →
  • January 1, 2010
    Chocolate Weapons is a website that sells chocolate handguns, bullets and grenades. You can get a hollow gun for $25 or a solid one for $30. Alternatively, for $6 I'll beat you within an inch of your life with a Snickers. Just offerin'. Chocolate Weapons via Chocolate guns ... / Continue →