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  • November 25, 2014
    This is a video of Sadie Robertson from Duck Dynasty and her professional dancing partner Mark Ballas performing a Super Mario inspired routine for their freestyle performance on Dancing With The Stars (technically, Dancing With People I Had To Google). It was a real FEAST FOR... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2014
    To remind everyone that that the DVD/Blu-Ray release of the movie is just around the corner (December 9th), Disney just released this outtake from Guardians of the Galaxy in which Ronan accepts Star-Lord's challenge to a dance-off, with Gamora and Drax The Destroyer even gettin... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2014
    This is a video of a Russian girl in her unusually furnished apartment (are those drapes made out of IKEA bags?) twerking it so hard she eventually shits herself. An amateur mistake, because all the ass-shaking pros know 1) You gotta learn how to control your @$$hole before yo... / Continue →
  • November 7, 2014
    This is a video of a glob of non-Newtonian fluid dancing on a speaker in super slow motion (previously: this one not in slow-motion but with an explanation of what a non-Newtonian fluid is). At one point I'm pretty sure I saw the devil's face appear. Of course that might hav... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2014
    Portrait mode, really? With boobs that size you should know better. In what's arguably the best piece of performance art I've seen in years, this is a video of internet model Sara X making her cleavage dance to Mozart's "Eine kleine Nachtmusik". Everything about it is perfec... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2014
    This is a video of a one-legged break dancer going so hard it looks like he's about to break his other leg off. Plus he incorporates his crutches into the routine, with a solid flying dismount around 1:13. It just goes to show you, if you try hard and believe in yourself, not... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2014
    These are the $20 Jay Disco Biscuits Posable Cookie Cutters. You can snap different arms and legs onto the torso for different shaped cookies. "There's no penis attachment." That's the first thing I noticed too. They don't just work with gingerbread cookies though, they wor... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2014
    This is a video of some guy putting pants on without using his hands in some sort of erotic interpretive dance set to Europe's The Final Countdown. Impressive, but those are stretch pants. Call me when you can do the same thing with jeans. *phone ringing* Hello? Why are yo... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2014
    This is an 80's dance version of the Game of Thrones theme created by 24-year old Russian producer Steve Duzz. It's worth a listen. Then we can all get neon spandexed out and have a dance party at my place! "Seriously?" No, anybody wearing neon spandex in my apartment gets ... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2014
    This is a highlight real of The Empire Strips Back, a burlesque show inspired by the second Star Wars movie and performed by the folks of Geekenders. It was really something. I have only been to one burlesque show in my life, and from what I could gather it was titty-tassle th... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2014
    This is the dancing witch robot that artist Jordan Wolfson and Spectral Motion created. Apparently it responds (read: dances) to music and follows you around with its eyes. Obviously, everybody involved with the project should be jailed and that jail should be shot into the s... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    Remember deranged pervert Giles Walker's robotic poledancers? I've written about them twice already. And now they're back, with different flashing colors and larger boobs. Want to buy one? Because you can for $40,000. Although why you would is grounds for a criminal invest... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2014
    These are the Nintendo branded ecstasy pills recently spotted around the Belgium club scene. My scene? Dark bars where you have to sit with your back to a wall because you never know when somebody is gonna feel stabby. Per a user's experience: 12pm - both rolling hard, i'm... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2014
    This is a video of a male peacock spider's mating dance edited to look like he's dancing to The Village People's classic 'YMCA'. I'm gonna be honest, if I were a lady spider I would probably find this little guy irresistible. I'm not a lady spider though, so I'm just going to... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2013
    This is a short video created by Youtube user adamanimates of Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes dancing around in the woods. It's good. Plus I liked the song. The whole thing really brightened my day. And I needed that because my day has been pretty dark so far. I don't w... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2013
    Note: Skip to 0:50 for the lyrics reciting to start. This is a video of Youtuber tehcubedude reciting the lyrics to Daft Punk's 'Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger' with the help of a Rubik's Cube. It was cool. Maybe not as cool as winning the $5-million jackpot I've been tryi... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2013
    Apparently everybody's favorite science guy Bill Nye tore 80% of his quadricep last week and was advised to not dance this week on Dancing With the Stars but performed this Daft Punk inspired number anyways. He and his partner got the boot afterwards. 80% of a quadricep, good... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2013
    This is a video of Bill Nye and Tyne Stecklein's second performance on 'Dancing With the Stars', this time dancing a paso doble with a Beethoven theme. Amazingly, despite receiving the lowest scores for both their dances, the couple managed to survive elimination, presumable b... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2013
    This is a video of ballerina Amélie Ségarra destroying a piano by dancing on top of it in knife-toed ballerina shoes. Although it's a lot less what you'd think of as dancing and a lot more what you'd think of as angry stabbing and screaming. I'm no therapist, but I sensed som... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2013
    Somebody pass me my glowsticks, because a new morning workout trend is sweeping the nation with early-morning rave parties. And by nation I mean England, and by sweeping I mean there's only one so far. Producers Sam Moyo and Nico Thoemmes have started a new club morning in ... / Continue →