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  • November 19, 2015
    This is a beautiful video of Hyo Joo Ko performing a dance routine on top of a moving longboard. It really is beautiful to watch. So fluid. Me? I dance like a robot. Not like, the robot dance, but like, super rigid and then pieces start to break off. Keep going for the ... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2015
    Last week it was peacock spiders swinging lightsabers, and this week? A peacock spider doing the conga, complete with sombrero and maracas. This is the perfect spider video to show an arachnaphobic friend or family member to help them get over their fear of spiders. I'm so u... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2015
    This is a very worthwhile video of one of the most beautiful human specimens I've ever seen in my life demonstrating his sick Dance Evolution skills. He has got ALL THE MOVES. Sadly, when God was handing out dance moves I think I got skipped. Just kidding, I fell asleep at t... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2015
    Remember the guy in the t-rex costume practicing for American Ninja Warrior? Of course you do, it was just a couple days ago. Well now from the same folks comes a lady in the costume pole dancing. It was very arousing. Could you imagine if ever strip club had at least one g... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2015
    Meet Maratus personatus, a newly discovered species of peacock spider (you know, the ones that dance to attract mates) with a handsome blue mask. Think of him as the leader of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Spiders except Splinter is a cricket and Shredder is a cockroach. But u... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2015
    This is a video of Beyonce's 'Single Ladies' set to the DuckTales opening theme. It matches surprisingly well, leading at least one blogger to speculate that somehow, somebody ripped off DuckTales. You know, I actually performed a dance routine to 'Single Ladies' at a talent... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2015
    Apparently hiring strippers is becoming popular again at funerals in rural China. Wait -- how did it ever become UNpopular? That seems like something that should be popular from the beginning, and only get more popular as time goes on. But that's just me and I can appreciate... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2014
    This is a video of Sadie Robertson from Duck Dynasty and her professional dancing partner Mark Ballas performing a Super Mario inspired routine for their freestyle performance on Dancing With The Stars (technically, Dancing With People I Had To Google). It was a real FEAST FOR... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2014
    To remind everyone that that the DVD/Blu-Ray release of the movie is just around the corner (December 9th), Disney just released this outtake from Guardians of the Galaxy in which Ronan accepts Star-Lord's challenge to a dance-off, with Gamora and Drax The Destroyer even gettin... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2014
    This is a video of a Russian girl in her unusually furnished apartment (are those drapes made out of IKEA bags?) twerking it so hard she eventually shits herself. An amateur mistake, because all the ass-shaking pros know 1) You gotta learn how to control your @$$hole before yo... / Continue →
  • November 7, 2014
    This is a video of a glob of non-Newtonian fluid dancing on a speaker in super slow motion (previously: this one not in slow-motion but with an explanation of what a non-Newtonian fluid is). At one point I'm pretty sure I saw the devil's face appear. Of course that might hav... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2014
    Portrait mode, really? With boobs that size you should know better. In what's arguably the best piece of performance art I've seen in years, this is a video of internet model Sara X making her cleavage dance to Mozart's "Eine kleine Nachtmusik". Everything about it is perfec... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2014
    This is a video of a one-legged break dancer going so hard it looks like he's about to break his other leg off. Plus he incorporates his crutches into the routine, with a solid flying dismount around 1:13. It just goes to show you, if you try hard and believe in yourself, not... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2014
    These are the $20 Jay Disco Biscuits Posable Cookie Cutters. You can snap different arms and legs onto the torso for different shaped cookies. "There's no penis attachment." That's the first thing I noticed too. They don't just work with gingerbread cookies though, they wor... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2014
    This is a video of some guy putting pants on without using his hands in some sort of erotic interpretive dance set to Europe's The Final Countdown. Impressive, but those are stretch pants. Call me when you can do the same thing with jeans. *phone ringing* Hello? Why are yo... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2014
    This is an 80's dance version of the Game of Thrones theme created by 24-year old Russian producer Steve Duzz. It's worth a listen. Then we can all get neon spandexed out and have a dance party at my place! "Seriously?" No, anybody wearing neon spandex in my apartment gets ... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2014
    This is a highlight real of The Empire Strips Back, a burlesque show inspired by the second Star Wars movie and performed by the folks of Geekenders. It was really something. I have only been to one burlesque show in my life, and from what I could gather it was titty-tassle th... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2014
    This is the dancing witch robot that artist Jordan Wolfson and Spectral Motion created. Apparently it responds (read: dances) to music and follows you around with its eyes. Obviously, everybody involved with the project should be jailed and that jail should be shot into the s... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    Remember deranged pervert Giles Walker's robotic poledancers? I've written about them twice already. And now they're back, with different flashing colors and larger boobs. Want to buy one? Because you can for $40,000. Although why you would is grounds for a criminal invest... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2014
    These are the Nintendo branded ecstasy pills recently spotted around the Belgium club scene. My scene? Dark bars where you have to sit with your back to a wall because you never know when somebody is gonna feel stabby. Per a user's experience: 12pm - both rolling hard, i'm... / Continue →