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  • February 7, 2012
    This is a video of a couple dancing their first dance to a cover of Skyrim's 'The Dragonborn Comes' by Malukah. It's actually a pretty beautiful song and, lyrics aside, doesn't seem that inappropriate for a wedding. Taking your pants off and swan-diving into the punch bowl? ... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2012
    Haaaaaaappy Chinese New Year! This is the year of the dragon, so be sure to get out there and fly around breathing fireballs to your heart's content. Maybe even stockpile a big ol' mound of gold and then just sit on it in a cave. Man, I would totally do that. This is a vide... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2009
    This is a video of the workers in a Microsoft store dancing around and clapping like the bunch of out-of-shape retail employees they are. That said, I would've passed out halfway through the song BUT ONLY CAUSE I'D BEEN DRINKING. The Blackeyed Peas compel the employees at the... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2009
    That's right folks, scientists have discovered a new species of tyrannosaurus, completely different than the much larger (and arguably sexier) t-rex everyone is accustomed to. But you've got to admit, this little bugger is cute as a button. The new, more graceful tyrannosaur ... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2009
    This is a video of the winners from the American Library Association's Book Cart Drill Team World Championship. I'm not even kidding. I AM ADULTING. The secret lives of librarians took center stage at the American Library Association's annual conference earlier this month. T... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2009
    Sure the dude danced, but did you know he invented? It's true, Michael developed a shoe that made the impossible forward-lean in his 'Smooth Criminal' dance routine possible. He did it with special shoes that quickly slid into pegs that rise out of the floor at just the right... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2009
    Michael Jackson died of cardiac arrest yesterday. He was 50. *performs crotch grab in remembrance* Rest in peace, Michael. Hit the jump for some video tributes.... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2009
    Are you a Harry Potter fan? Looking to blow your whole day at work watching videos on Youtube? I know what you do on Fridays! Get ready for a musical adventure as Harry Potter and his pals go back to Hogwarts for another year of learning shenanigans! Only this year their w... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2009
    I have no idea what I just watched but I think it had something to do with Contra. Happy Memorial Day everyone, and remember: freedom isn't free. Youtube Thanks to whoever sent me this, I couldn't find your email again because I've been celebrating too hard and I fell off ... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2009
    Why? Because pushing little buttons with your thumbs is for little sissies. You need MAN-LEGS to stomp MAN-SIZED BUTTONS to prove you are a REAL MAN. *SHA-POW* Look, I just punched a hole to the center of the galaxy with my MAN-FIST. That doesn't even make sense but it doesn... / Continue →
  • January 25, 2009
    This is a recent commercial from T-Mobile that is almost identical in execution to this stunt (the second video), except there's like a billion times more dancing in this one. Basically a bunch of confederates (damn you, the north!) are walking around in a train station when t... / Continue →
  • January 25, 2009
    This street-legal racecar limo is actually available for hire and can allegedly reach up to 300MPH. Of course your sissy of a driver will probably never top 65MPH, but that's because this whole idea is stupid. Unless you get a couple highspeed track runs before going to you t... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2008
    As a vehement hater of all things robotic, these stripper-bots have me in quite the quandary. I f***ing hate robots, but my god do I love some strippers. So, what's the deal -- should I hate them? Should I love them? Should I still tip? Haha -- like I ever tipped in the fir... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2008
    So, yeah, there's a musical based on Dance Dance Revolution coming out. Why? Because it's the end of the world as we know it, that's why. It's set in an Orwellian society where a dance prophet named Moonbeam Funk helps dancing youth gangs rebel against a fascist government. ... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2008
    This is some guy dancing with a 5-ton digger, and it's every bit as mecherotic as you'd expect. 'Transports Exceptionnels' is an experiment piece created by French dance group Compagnie Beau Geste. Unlike traditional ballets, this piece doesn't doesn't follow a narrative. In... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2008
    This is how not to win a Capoeira fight. It really got me thinking -- If I'm ever in a real fistfight, I'm pretty confident my opponent will break me like the pasty little Eloi that I am. Unless, of course, I happen to be packing a taser and don't deep fry my own scallops try... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2008
    Okay, so it's not really Dance Dance Revolution. It's some game called Pump It Up. And you've probably already seen this before. You know, back when it came out two years ago. So make sure to leave a note in the comments about that. Also, one about how you could do way bet... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2008
    The Dance Charge is a prototype phone charger that powers your phone by harnessing the kinetic energy of your dance moves. You just strap the thing to your arm, drop some ecstasy, and then let your eyes roll up in the back of your head while you flail around like an epileptic.... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2008
    So apparently Disney has now started having "Star Wars Weekends" at Walt Disney World. What does this mean? Among other things, a Star Wars Character Dance Competition that made my blood boil. The video is over 5 minutes long, so what you want to do is let it load, and then ... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2008
    In public transportation news, police in Bucharest, Romania are looking for some chick that performs pole dances on the city's subway between stations and then uses AN EMPTY KFC BUCKET to ask for donations. That's actually her in the picture (that looks like it was taken with ... / Continue →