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  • July 27, 2015
    This is The Most Realistic Racing Simulator (that's what they named it) available from Hammacher Schlemmer for $185,000. I am going to buy one and put it in my arcade. "You don't have an arcade." Fine, I am going to buy one and put it in my garage. "You don't have a garage.... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2015
    This is a video highlighting the construction of a $2.5-million Patek Philippe 5175R Grandmaster Chime watch. It is one of the most complicated wristwatches made and actually has a physical chime inside. It also has two faces (like my buddy Terry, what a jerk!), and can be ro... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2015
    These are the BFF Console Tables designed by Vick Vanlian and inspired by the styles of Jeff Koons and Takashi Murakami. They're little tables with colorful sexy lady legs and high heels. They cost $5,000 though, making it infinitely cheaper to steal the legs off a mannequin ... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2015
    This is the Wave Cabinet designed and built by Sebastian Errazuriz Studio. It is quite possibly the coolest cabinet I've ever seen. It is also quite possibly the loudest cabinet I've ever seen, so you might want to think twice about buying one for the bedroom if you have any ... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2015
    Seen here being modeled with a commando chick appropriately dressed for combat (provided life is a comic book), this is Howe and Howe's Ripsaw EV2 Extreme Luxury Tank. It costs "well into the 100s of thousands depending on desired luxury and performance packages" and looks li... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2015
    This is a series of 3-D epoxied flooring options available from Dubai based Imperial Interiors. I've got the feeling they're expensive. Still, it would be awesome to add a sandy beach floor to my guest bathroom. "ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR BEACH THEMED GUEST BATHROOM." Please, it's ... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2015
    These are a bunch of renderings of the upcoming Bell 525 Relentless, a state-of-the-art helicopter complete with customizable ultra-luxurious interiors. Obviously, I just added one to the top of my must-have list. How much do luxury helicopters go for these days, anyway? I h... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2015
    This is the $36,000 robotic desk clock available from MB&F. The piece is limited to 99 pieces, or $3,560,000 in gross profit provided they sell them all. For reference, that is more than I would make in my entire life if I lived to be 800. Did I mention it just tells time? ... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2015
    This is the $850 MacBook Air inspired toilet seat made and sold by design firm Pinkhouse. The cover is laser-cut from 12-guage steel and can be powder-coated to your color preference. For reference, $850 is just about $830 too much to pay for a toilet seat. If all toilet sea... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2015
    For just $21,500 you can own a full-scale model of the Iron Man Hulkbuster suit from the upcoming 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' movie. It stands 300cm (~9ft 10-inches) tall and can't be posed. It also can't be worn. It CAN be displayed on your front porch to greet visitors thoug... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2015
    Because who hasn't dreamed of their kitchen smelling fishy all the time, this is the kitchen counter (complete with sink and stovetop) with a saltwater aquarium beneath, designed and built by Dutch designer Robert Kolenik. The entire counter raises with the push of a button fo... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2015
    Remember the table with swings for seats designed by Duffy London? Well now they're selling bars with swings for seats, in both round and rectangular shapes, starting at $37,500, which is approximately $37,465 outside of my rumpus room budget. Besides, I feel like drinking an... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2015
    This is the treehouse castle built for a Hertfordshire, England family by treehouse design and construction firm BlueForest. I am so jealous right now I could spit. *spits* Wait -- is that blood? Quick -- check my back for stab wounds. Perhaps the most striking thing about... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2015
    Note: First video has tons of cussing on account of being launched like a rocket. Second video has all the cuss words edited out. Don't watch that one. This is a video of Brooks from DragTimes demonstrating the Tesla P85D's 'Insane Mode' on unsuspecting passengers. After co... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2015
    Because a lot of businesses are worried the New England Patriots will steal their Super Bowl commercials before the big game, some companies have decided to take a proactive approach and begin releasing their ads early (previously: Bud Light's Pac-Man commercial). This is Merc... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2015
    A massive lobster, a cake, and lox and cream-cheese pinwheels. We get it, you're rich. Wait -- is that a dinosaur egg in your crisper?! Remember LG's $3,500 Door-In-Door refrigerator? Well the concept was such a success with filthy rich people now they're releasing a DOUBLE... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2014
    This is a custom yellow gold and diamond octopus tentacle ring designed and crafted by jeweler Jason of Beverly Hills. Pretty cool, right? I've never been much of one to wear jewelry, but I would definitely make an exception for this. Or one of those split-heart BFF necklace... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2014
    These are the Milli Chairs designed by Duffy London. They were inspired by millipedes. They cost $2,350 apiece or $3,900/pair. For reference, $2,350 is more money than I will pay for all the furniture I will ever buy in my entire life. You know what this couch cost? The pr... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2014
    This is the $13 Samus Amiibo Super Smash Bros toy that recently sold on eBay for a cool $2,500 because she was accidentally made with dual arm cannons instead of just one. Apparently somebody was willing to pay a $2,487 premium for that. So now would be a great time to know s... / Continue →
  • September 18, 2014
    "Hey -- check out the picture of this @sshole." Netropolitan is a new social network for the rich. It costs $9,000 to join and $3,000 yearly in membership dues. It's supposed to serve the purpose of an 'online country club'. I just joined. Oh -- and I just got my first wa... / Continue →