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  • August 1, 2014
    This is a video of computer science professor George Hart demonstrating how to cut a bagel to form two interlocking rings. It takes him about a minute. For reference, I can cut a bagel in half in about a second and only draw blood 50% of the time. Plus one time when I was dr... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2014
    This is a video of Youtuber ColinFurze's 12-inch stainless steel pecker Wolverine claws. They're pneumatically operated via an air tank on his back, and not telepathically, which would be even cooler. As seen in the video, they're perfect for hacking away at watermelons, card... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2014
    How much for the slippers? This is the full set of wearable Iron Man armor 20-year old Kai-Xiang Xhong built out of cardboard. So, technically, it's Cardboard Man armor. Although -- only Iron Man's original armor was actually made out of iron. Now it's like, nano-particles ... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2014
    This is a video of sushi chef Hironori Ikeno preparing his special -- tiny slices of fish atop single grains of rice. There is no way I could get one of those in my mouth without losing it first. And if it did make it to my face, I'd probably accidentally vacuum it up my nose... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2014
    I'm sorry, but that pizza is not big enough to warrant cutting. I SAID PICK IT UP AND EAT IT. This is the Fixie Pizza Cutter from DOIY (~$25). It looks like a little fixie bike and cuts pizza. How neat would it be if you had a pet squirrel and trained it to ride this thing a... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2014
    This is the Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter available from ThinkGeek ($20, on sale from $30). It has a detachable laser guide (plus bonus flashlight!) on top to help you cut your pizza straight. I didn't know that was a problem. I could probably cut a pizza straight with ... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2013
    Every year around this time I hang a bunch of paper snowflakes from the ceiling of the living room for a little holiday ambiance. Then I set fire to a trashcan in the middle of the room and pretend I'm an Eskimo. These are the cut-it-yourself Game of Thrones house sigil snowf... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2013
    Because what fun is shaving a penis into the beard of a passed out friend if everybody's going to mistake it for a rocketship, Phillips has just announced the first beard trimmer with a laser guide: the Phillips Beard Trimmer 9000. That's right -- the 9000. I generally prefer... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2013
    This are Anthony Herrera's 2013 designs for Star Wars paper snowflakes. You may recall his 2011 designs from this article. Apparently I missed his 2012 ones, but I included them in this post so we're all caught up. Nobody wants to be behind. Unless they're having sex in a ho... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2013
    This is a video from a top-secret branch of the government that has been tasked with developing a race of sentient robots that will overthrow humanity and heat their houses with our bones. Just kidding, it's from scientists in Spain demonstrating a new self-healing polymer tha... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2013
    This is a life-size version of Jack from the Mass Effect universe made entirely out of paper by Deviantartist Tankball. As I'm sure I've told you before, I actually tried to romance Jack in Mass Effect II but didn't understand that once you set up a romance it doesn't happen u... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2013
    This is a $60 set of Samurai sword kitchen knives designed by Fizz Creations and for sale at Gizoo. You get a chef's knife, bread knife, utility knife and paring knife, each in its own saya (scabbard). *drawing sword* DiGiorno pizza -- you burnt the roof of my mouth and sull... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2013
    Because in Japan there's no such thing as going too far, for around ¥10,000 (~$1,000) Shonan Beauty Clinic plastic surgeon Takaaki Matsuoka will burn better palm reading creases into your hand with an electric scalpel. Cool, I want my sex line extended all the way around the b... / Continue →
  • July 26, 2013
    This is the $26 'Splash Red Chopping Board'. It looks like a cartoon pool of blood. Or maybe a paint spill. I don't know, what do you see? Dripping tomatoes? "THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES RUNNING OVER THE CHOPPING BLOCK." Okay this was actually a Rorschach test and you failed,... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2013
    This is a tutorial from Instructables user mikeasaurus (of DIY plastic dinosaur high heels fame) of how to make your own plastic toy corn cob holders. Basically it involves sawing a plastic animal in half then filling them and hot-gluing store bought corn cob holders inside. ... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2013
    This is a video of a bunch of friends taking turns using an Oculus Rift virtual reality headset to experience the moments before being decapitated by a guillotine. It looks like fun. And it would have been even more fun if somebody would have smacked them in the back of the n... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2013
    Dare you to take your own leg off. These are Butcher Briefs, a pair of men's boxer briefs that look like a butcher's chart. *shivers* The last thing I'd want is anybody trying to take cuts 17 and 18 while I'm wearing them. Granted even a slice of 17 could feed a medium size... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2013
    DeviantARTist JouzuMania is developing papercraft models for all the vigors in Bioshock Infinite. So far he has versions of the Undertow and Murder of Crows bottles that you can download and make yourself. I might actually try to do these. I'll fail miserably, but I will try... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2013
    Note: Larger version right HERE provided I didn't accidentally upload a picture of me peeing on a frenemy's car door handle like I did last time. For all you steak lovers out there, here's an infographic showing all the different cuts of beef, their general cost, and suggested... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2013
    This is a video of an industrial robot that's been programmed to carve logs into stools with a chainsaw. Afterwards, the stools are sold to the folks who came to watch the robot in action. Wow, what a fun way to spend a Saturday morning! "You're joking." Of course I'm jokin... / Continue →