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  • June 16, 2014
    These are the $8 ($20 for custom painted ones) Cthulhu and dragon dice made and sold by Etsy seller RobinRed. Pretty cool right? Plus they're allegedly balanced so you don't just roll shitty 3's and 4's all the time. And yes! It's balanced! I wouldn't take it to Vegas or any... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2014
    In news that I really didn't need to remind me to never venture out in the ocean past my ankles, scientists are stumped as to what the hell ate a 9-foot great white shark. What do you think it was? A bigger, cannibal great white shark? Your guess is good as mine, unless you ... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2014
    This is the Cthulhuian font created by DeviantARTist StapletonMcTavish. You can actually download the font as a TTF file HERE (link on the far right) and use it to type and print out cryptic messages to your roommates. "Hey GW -- what's this one say?" It says buy more chocol... / Continue →
  • February 21, 2014
    This is the found object Cthulhu lamp sculpture crafted by French Canadian artist Karl Dupere-Richer. What a beautifully assembled pile of garbage. Want to bake your own Cthulhu? The ingredients!: ...one PVC patio chair, 14 chair feet, one flowerpot, one umbrella base, two... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2013
    This is the Cthulhu inspired Christmas dinner made by Texan Rusty Eulberg and his wife. It consists of a bacon layered turkey (although way more bacon definitely wouldn't hurt anything) with crab legs underneath and a couple octopus tentacles poking out of its ass. Would you ... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2012
    This is the $25 USB Squirming Tentacle from ThinkGeek. You plug it in and it squirms. AND THAT'S ALL. It doesn't store any data or anything, it just squirms. It's the textbook definition of a novelty product. You want to see something squirm for cheaper? Here's what you d... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2011
    This is a Christmas tree with a Cthulhu plushie on top and a bunch of tentacles stuck on branches. Because why shouldn't Christmas be more about scaring children? "Who told you that?" The Santa at the mall with the evil clown face! Just kidding, it was at a rave and he told... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2011
    According to a recent abstract presented to the Geological Society of America, paleontologist Mark McMenamin suggests that a giant ancient cephalopod drew pictures of its own tentacled arms using the bones of its prey. And you know what? It sounds just crazy enough to believe... / Continue →