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  • October 4, 2010
    Breana Outhouse Greathouse, 25, procured a firearm and drove 220 miles with the intent of killing an internet commenter that said some really mean things about her online. Pfft -- if I had a dime for every time I loaded up the car with guns & explosives and headed out to kill ... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2010
    This is a video of some lunatic talking about elves and how you can attract them with pineapples and chopsticks and a million other things he came up with in his LSD-riddled mind. Say -- did you know elves are the official caretakers of the unicorns? I'm not even kidding, he ... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2010
    Well folks, Comic-Con is only a week away and I was denied a booth despite my promise to "only drink from a flask" and "sign the everliving-shit out of some f***in' autographs". So yeah, maybe next year. My Deku-Link costume going unworn aside, members of the gay-hating Westb... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2010
    I'd have sped up. You know what a museum would pay for a vampire cadaver?! Me neither, but I'm willing to find out (I'll call the Smithsonian, you work on tickets to the next Twilight premier). A woman says she crashed into a canal after spotting a vampire in the middle of a... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2009
    This is a excerpt from a Facebook conversation (hit the jump to read the rest) between some crazy old lady and who she believes to be her son, but isn't. I have no idea whether it's fake or not (I don't think it is), but that's not the point. The point is that this a perfect ... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2009
    This is the path a Roomba took to clean a room. As you can see, it's pretty haphazard. But what did you expect -- it's just a stupid robot. Honestly, I'm surprised the little deviant didn't spend the whole time pleasuring itself in the corner by repeatedly running over a pow... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2009
    Aliens are real, here on earth, and the U.S. government has the proof to prove it, at least according to Edgar Mitchell, the longest moonwalker (suck it, MJ!), and handsome devil seen in the photo above. This is not the first time Edgar 'Aliens In My Ass' Mitchell has confesse... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2009
    This is the teaser trailer for a documentary called The People Vs. George Lucas which discusses such hot topics as Jar Jar sucking major outerspace nadage and Han PEWing first. Slated for release in 2010, 'The People vs George Lucas' delves into the impassioned feelings and op... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2009
    People really search for the darndest things. Using Google auto-complete, you can see just how screwed up people out there on the web really are. And yes, these are the same people responding to your singles ad. Typing the words in bold will result in the following: • 883... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2008
    You've probably seen this video before, but I hadn't. Does that make you better than me? Oh fo sho. Anyway, it's some guy that has sneaking acid onto planes down pat, rambling about a UFO siting in Chicago last winter. He reminds me of the rainbow lady, if the rainbow lady ... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2008
    A female blacktip shark at the Virginia Aquarium & Marione Science Center recently passed away, and, upon necropsy, was discovered to be with shark puppy -- despite no male sharks being present for 8 years! Virgin birth has been proven in some bony fish, amphibians, reptiles... / Continue →