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  • March 23, 2015
    The XM42 is allegedly the world's first commercially available handheld flamethrower. Is that true? No clue, I've never been in the market for a flamethrower before. Jk jk, I have never NOT been in the market for a flamethrower. I have dozens. I basically sleep on a pile o... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2015
    Ground Control is an imperial stout brewed by the Ninkasi Brewing Company in Oregon with yeast they sent into space. Cool, but I'm not a bigimperial stout fan. I like the beer that tastes like liquor. Actually, I just like liquor. Liquor? But I barely even know her! If yo... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2015
    This is the trailer for the upcoming Jurassic Park/Jurassic World crossover game coming out this June alongside the new Jurassic World film. The game will span all four movies in the Jurassic franchise, including the incredibly shitty third one. Is there a "Clever girl," scen... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2015
    This is Skyrocket Toys' Candy Craft Chocolate Pen, due out this fall (just in time for Christmas!) for around $30. It uses an electric motor to extrude liquid chocolate that quickly hardens into the shape of the penis you just drew. Now, before you start complaining about ho... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2015
    These are the results of new mother and Imgurian Unicornreality using a virtual makeup app on her 7-week old son, Gabriel. I'm not even sure what else to say, except I absolutely have to have that app. UPDATE: Apparently the app is Perfect365 - One-Tap Makeover, and it is m... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2015
    Remember that 1989 Batmobile iPhone 6 case from earlier this month? Well now Crazy Case is back with this Back to the Future II time traveling DeLorean iPhone 6 case. It costs $50 and has headlights that flash when you get a call. Plus the pipes in the back light-up blue. P... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2015
    In the most exciting entertainment news in the history of entertainment news, Netflix and Nintendo are working together to develop a live-action Zelda series. Obviously, I will be cast as Tingle the flamboyant map seller and aspiring forest fairy. As it seeks writers to work ... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2015
    This is a headband from Japanese designer Campanella that makes it look like a cat is riding/humping the back of your head. Obviously, it will be this spring's must-have fashion accessory. This summer's must-have fashion accessory will be jewelry that looks like realistic can... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2015
    Because what better way of speeding up the process of proving to your partner you'll still love them even if they're fat and ugly, OREO has announced a limited edition Red Velvet cookie in time for Valentine's Day. The cookies hit shelves February 2nd for an undisclosed amount... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2015
    To get people excited about outerspace, this is a small series of travel posters designed by NASA, advertising nearby (nearby being relative) earth-like planets that have the potential for liquid water on their surfaces. Obviously, I would vacation on any one of these, even wi... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2015
    This is a video of a guy blasting one of those 5-pound gummi bears with a .22 rifle, then a 12-gauge shotgun slug, then he freezes the bear in liquid nitrogen and blasts it again with the shotgun. The results were very satisfying. Like a really good bite of dessert. But with... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2015
    This is a video of Howe and Howe's Minirip all terrain vehicle. My God, what I wouldn't give to run over a pile of my enemies with that thing. The looks on their faces when they see me coming, now that -- that's the sort of thing I daydream about. Also, that I'm tiny and swi... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2014
    This is the first peek at one of the official Jurassic World LEGO sets coming out. I like the little mosquito in amber piece, that was a nice touch. As you can probably imagine, I will own this set. I will own it so hard. Plus jam a handful of those velociraptors up my keis... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2014
    Remember that conceptual pizza bedding set? Well now there's a real one you can buy. They come in twin, full and queen and cost $65 - $80. I have never been so angry that a bedding set doesn't come in king. And apparently this is what my life has come to: being upset about ... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2014
    This is a video of two Japanese thrill-seekers playing a game of Crocodile Dentist in which they've attached a bunch of razor blades to the top of the croc's mouth. Looks like fun. I'm kidding, it looks terrifying. I sliced my thumb open to the bone on a broken glass a coupl... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2014
    This is a replica of Stan, the most complete male t-rex fossil found to date (not to be confused with Sue, which is THE most complete t-rex fossil found to date). You can get a full-size (40-feet long, 15-feet tall) replica of him made by the folks at the Black Hills Institute... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2014
    This is the 'Halloween Meatloaf of Rat' created and cooked up by Charles Phoenix. Want to make your own? You can follow his recipe and directions HERE, which is super easy provided you can get your hands on some big ass chicken feet (I know a guy). Alternatively, go down to ... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2014
    Hey buddy -- roll down your window for a sec I got something to tell ya! In what is arguably the greatest advancement in automatic car washes since the addition of the spotless rinse, comes the Suds Blaster. It's a gun mounted outside the wash that allows you to blast the car... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2014
    These are Stark Raving Cat's Catnip Joints ($10 for five). They're sealed cloth joints filled with catnip. In a perfect world, your cat will hold one in its mouth like a real joint so you can take pictures and post them on Facebook and get a ton of likes. In the real world, ... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2014
    Note: Video is entirely NSFW unless you work somewhere really cool. Seen here being waxed on by Mr. Miyagi, this is a video of the $5,000 realistic naked lady dolls from Japan that squirt drink out one breast when you squeeze the other. Several of the people in the video don'... / Continue →