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  • April 18, 2014
    If a pizza and spaghetti had sex their baby would be lasagna. What? It's important to think about these things. If some dude and spaghetti had sex, the spaghetti would not get pregnant, and hopefully the pervert burns his pecker in the marinara and learns his lesson (go for ... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2014
    This is the $30 Dick Tie (currently a Kickstarter campaign with only $149 raised towards its modest $900 goal). It's a men's dress tie with a discreet penis shape. That way you can attend business meetings with a giant pecker tied around your neck and nobody will be the wiser... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2014
    Fallout is hands down one of my favorite game franchises. I platinum trophied Fallout 3 and New Vegas and all the DLC. So, obviously, I will be asking my mom for an advance on my allowance to buy this set of Vault-Tec bobbleheads. They're going for $15 apiece (at ThinkGeek o... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2014
    So, can I drink that as-is or do I need to wait? "You need to wait." Woopsie. *wiping mustache* Bone Dusters Paleo Ale is a soon-to-be-released beer from Lost Rhino Brewing Company of Ashburn, Virginia, that's brewed with a new yeast subspecies swabbed from an ancient fossil... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2014
    This is the massive Gundam tombstone available from a tombstone carving business in Yasu City, Japan. It's the perfect way to steal the show, even after you're dead. Listen mom, I know we were supposed to visit grandma's grave, but then we saw Gundam and got distracted. "But... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2014
    These are the smiley face screws created by Studio Yumakano and the Komuro Manufacturing Company in East Osaka, Japan. They require a special smiley face screwdriver to screw into something. They're supposed to make everyone who sees them happy. Not a bad idea, but you know ... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2014
    Remember when the Wu-Tang double CD (Wu-Tang Forever) came out in '97 and in 'Bells of War' RZA told me I didn't even need to go to summer school, that the Wu-Tang double CD would be all the education I needed that year? Well he was SPOT ON. And now the group has announced th... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    This is a selection of Anucha "Cha" Saengchart's low cost cosplay outfits. They actually look a lot more like no-cost cosplay outfits. Anucha runs a Facebook page called Lowcost Cosplay, which is filled with even more costumes. He definitely has a knack for capturing the ess... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    Meet Nanuqsaurus, a miniature cousin of the t-rex that roamed northern Alaska some 70-million years ago. Roaming northern Alaska now? SASQUATCH. While this has been called a dwarf or pygmy in some quarters, it is hardly small with an estimated size of around 5 m in total le... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    This is the $225 Flask Bracelet designed by Cynthia Rowley. It holds 3 ounces of booze. That's about two shots. Which is about four shots too few to go see a movie. Hell, I can't even watch an Adult Swim cartoon with so little. Plan B: beer helmet filled with tequila. You... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2014
    This is the $500 Miracle Machine, a countertop winemaker that produces wine from water, grape concentrate and yeast in about three days. You just pick the style of wine you want to make, add the appropriate grape concentrates and yeast (available from the Miracle Machine onlin... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2014
    These are the chocolate chip shot glasses designed by New York City pastry chef Dominique Ansel. If his name sounds familiar, it's because Dominique is also responsible for the super-popular cronut. If his name didn't sound familiar at all, welcome to the club. Figuring th... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2014
    This is a video of Dante Brasco reprising his roll as Rufio in a sweded version of his final sword fight scene from Hook. Man, Hook is a great movie. One of my favorites. If you showed up at my door tonight with Hook and a bucket of popcorn I would 1) check the bucket of pop... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2014
    This is a video demo of The Legend of Zelda being played as a first person stabber with an Oculus Rift. It's definitely not the cleanest migration to a 3-D environment that's possible, but it's only in beta and I get the feeling they just threw it together to see what it would... / Continue →
  • February 21, 2014
    Remember the Razor Crazy Cart we were all stoked about until we heard the weight limit is 140-pounds and I'm at least 60-pounds (that I'm willing to admit) over that? Well now Razor is releasing an XL version that is strong enough to support weights up to 250-lbs at breakneck ... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2014
    This is a screenshot from a local news report by WGN in Chicago about an app students are developing that can expunge your criminal record. Unfortunately for her, this student forgot to expunge her browser's history before flashing it on the news, revealing a P0rnhub link and ... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2014
    This is the £3,250,000 (~$5.35-million) Victorian mansion for sale in London. It has 7,000 square feet, 11 bedrooms, a ton of shitters, and a spaceship playhouse in the attic. Obviously, the kids that grew up there were spoiled rotten. Although those mission control computer... / Continue →
  • February 6, 2014
    This is the $230 14k gold plated 'Lucky Bones' necklace designed and sold by Onch Movement. Now listen: Valentine's Day is literally right around the corner and I want you to buy this for me. I pour my heart and soul out to you constantly, and I deserve a little something in ... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2014
    A live action musical of Back to the Future is coming to London's West End next year, with a possible Broadway run if it proves successful enough. AND HOW COULD IT NOT? You think there's going to have a real DeLorean on stage or just a cardboard cutout? The film's original... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2014
    This is the first alpha gameplay of Goat Simulator, a game created by Coffee Stain Studios. You play a goat that runs around performing stunts. You ever stared a goat in the eye before? They have those weird rectangular pupils. I've always wanted a pet goat but I've never h... / Continue →