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  • August 13, 2014
    These are the Tricera Hi-Tops from Archaix Laboratories. They're currently only a Kickstarter project but with enough stolen credit card numbers I plan to make them a reality. $88 gets a pair of any children's size, and $99 any adult size up to a men's 13. Plus they're Velcr... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2014
    This is the pair of Borderlands inspired cel-shaded jeans created from a pair of regular jeans and fabric markers/paint. They make your ass look like it's straight out of Pandora. So, which manufacturer do you think is gonna be the first to actually start producing cel-shaded... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2014
    This is a timelapse of 12,400-gallons of Sierra Nevada's Bigfoot Barleywine Style Ale being fermented. If you've never had Bigfoot before, it's a hoppy 9.6% ABV barleywine style beer that can and will kick you in the nuts if you drink too many of them. It is not my favorite. ... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2014
    Claire Wyckoff (pretty please be pronounced wackoff) uses the Nike+ run-tracking app to run in penis shapes, which she then posts to her Tumblr 'Running Drawing'. She doesn't JUST do penises though, just a LOT of penises (she's also done a unicorn, middle finger, Slimer from G... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2014
    This is the $170 Mystim E-Stim Vibrator. It's a 2-motor, 5-speed vibrator that also includes a conductive stimulation surface down the entire length of the shaft for a shockingly good time. Apparently it's the first vibrator to combine the orgasmic pleasure of vibration AND e... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2014
    This is a video of the interactive spaceship bed and mission control desk that Jeff Highsmith built for his two sons so they can play space all the time. I am into this. And I'm not just saying that because I went to Space Camp AND Space Academy when I was a kid, but I did, s... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2014
    Remember Ukrainian leather-worker Bob Basset's badass leather dragon backpack from 2007? That was many moons ago. I can't believe I'm still alive. I also can't believe I remember writing a post from 2007. Maybe my brain isn't as dead as my doctor thinks. So it turns out Bo... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2014
    These are the sets of Pikachu and Hello Kitty samurai armor built by DeviantARTist Andihandro. As far as samurai armor goes, they're not that intimidating looking. Which means they could probably only be worn by the most fearsome samurai. It's like, you don't have to look th... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2014
    This is a suspect looking picture of one of artist Sam Van Aken's Trees of 40 Fruit, trees he's continuously grafted branches from different peach, plum, apricot, nectarine, cherry, and almond varieties to. Impressive, but nowhere near as impressive as a tree that can grow win... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2014
    These are the Samurai Darth Vader and Storm Trooper costumes available for pre-order from Costume Craze ($188 HERE and HERE). That's a little expensive for what I usually spend on my Halloween costume. "What do you usually spend on your Halloween costume?" One trip to the do... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2014
    Foria is a mix of medical cannabis oil and coconut oil for use on vaginas that contains 2mg of THC per spray. It's recommended you spray 12mg (~6 sprays) in and around your vagina, then relax for 30 minutes while it starts to do its thing. It's thing being "feelings of enhanc... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2014
    Seen here looking suspiciously like a hand grenade, the kGoal is a piece of smartphone compatible vaginal fitness equipment meant to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles with Kegel exercises. It ranks how hard you squeeze it on a scale from 1 - 10, and the harder you squeeze t... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    Rhode Island brewery Narragansett Beer is re-releasing the 1975 can design as seen in the iconic can vs. Styrofoam cup crushing scene in Jaws (video after the jump). The throwback cans will only be available for a limited time though, so drink as many of them as you can while ... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    What's that, Lassie? Timmy got beamed back with his penis for an arm?! This is the Star Trek Captain's Chair Pet Bed available from ThinkGeek ($80). It's a dog bed that looks like the captain's chair from Star Trek. But way plusher. I slept in a dog's bed once when I got d... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2014
    This is the series of Game of Thrones house themed soccer uniforms imagined by Spanish designer Nerea Palacios. She did a great job. I would play for any of those teams. Jk jk, I would only play for House Targaryen. I want the dragons on my team. "Dragons can't play soccer... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2014
    This is a video showing the making of and display of 'Yonshakudama' fireworks. Each 4-foot shell weighs 420kg (~930-pounds) and costs $1,500. I am going to buy one, and I have every intention of riding it into the night sky. "You will die." I WILL TRAVEL TO NEVER NEVERLAND.... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2014
    This is a video of Devin Supertramp and friends slip 'n sliding off a 50-foot cliff into Lake Powell. It looks like fun and now I want to do it with my friends. At least until somebody dies. "And then what?" Sink the body, delete all the footage, and make everybody in the p... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2014
    This is a giant boobie bounce house. It's one of the attractions at the NYC Museum Of Sex's exhibit, 'FUNLAND: Pleasures and Perils of the Erotic Fairground'. I have never been to an erotic fairground before. Most of the fairgrounds I have been to have been lined with funnel... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2014
    Notice how I opted against using 'Pounding' in the title? It wasn't easy. Possibly the hardest decision I've ever had to make. This is the Planet Series of beers from Bell's Brewery in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Each was inspired by Gustav Holst's orchestral composition, 'The Pla... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2014
    To promote the new Transformers movie coming out, the popular ride-sharing service Uber (not the one with the pink mustaches) is offering rides in Optimus Prime this week. But only in Dallas, Phoenix and Los Angeles, and the date for Dallas already passed. But tomorrow (Thurs... / Continue →