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  • May 19, 2015
    These are the officially licensed World of Warcraft robes available from ThinkGeek. They cost $130 - $150 apiece and come in Draenei, Malefic, Bloodfang Rogue, Paladin and Priest varieties. Obviously, they're for having sex in while pretending you're a World of Warcraft char... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2015
    This is 天鉄刀 (Tentetsutou, The Sword Of Heaven), a traditional Japanese katana forged entirely from an iron-alloy meteorite. Obviously, it's the perfect weapon for a space ninja like myself. "You are not a space ninja." Then how am I writing this FROM THE MOON? "You aren't."... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2015
    ARK: Survival Evolved is an upcoming game for the PS4 (XBox One and PC as well, although I think without the VR -- at least on XBox) that will allow an immersive dino riding experience thanks to Playstation's Project Morpheus virtual reality system. I just watched the announce... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2015
    Seen here hanging out on a very well seasoned grill, these are the stainless steel barbeque skewers made to look like narwhals. They cost $50 for a set of two, although you can get them on sale HERE for $35 for the next three days. You better order fast though if you want the... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2015
    Universal Studios and Nintendo have just announced a partnership to bring Nintendo game themed rides and attractions to Universal Studios amusement parks. Will there be a Mario Kart ride?! There better be. Plus Metroid, Super Mario Bros, and a whole section dedicated to the ... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2015
    This is the 13-inch Kniper, a $75 throwing knife multi-tool designed by Urchin Sky. You can throw it at things, or use one of the other twenty-two tools, including a tobacco pipe. I'm going to throw it at my toes to teach them a lesson about always stubbing themselves on the ... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2015
    This is a video of Stephen Hawking singing the Galaxy Song from Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life. It was recorded to celebrate Record Day on April 18th, when it will be available as a limited edition 7" vinyl. Man, I wish I had a spaceship wheelchair. Or any kind of spaces... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2015
    The XM42 is allegedly the world's first commercially available handheld flamethrower. Is that true? No clue, I've never been in the market for a flamethrower before. Jk jk, I have never NOT been in the market for a flamethrower. I have dozens. I basically sleep on a pile o... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2015
    Ground Control is an imperial stout brewed by the Ninkasi Brewing Company in Oregon with yeast they sent into space. Cool, but I'm not a bigimperial stout fan. I like the beer that tastes like liquor. Actually, I just like liquor. Liquor? But I barely even know her! If yo... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2015
    This is the trailer for the upcoming Jurassic Park/Jurassic World crossover game coming out this June alongside the new Jurassic World film. The game will span all four movies in the Jurassic franchise, including the incredibly shitty third one. Is there a "Clever girl," scen... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2015
    This is Skyrocket Toys' Candy Craft Chocolate Pen, due out this fall (just in time for Christmas!) for around $30. It uses an electric motor to extrude liquid chocolate that quickly hardens into the shape of the penis you just drew. Now, before you start complaining about ho... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2015
    These are the results of new mother and Imgurian Unicornreality using a virtual makeup app on her 7-week old son, Gabriel. I'm not even sure what else to say, except I absolutely have to have that app. UPDATE: Apparently the app is Perfect365 - One-Tap Makeover, and it is m... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2015
    Remember that 1989 Batmobile iPhone 6 case from earlier this month? Well now Crazy Case is back with this Back to the Future II time traveling DeLorean iPhone 6 case. It costs $50 and has headlights that flash when you get a call. Plus the pipes in the back light-up blue. P... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2015
    In the most exciting entertainment news in the history of entertainment news, Netflix and Nintendo are working together to develop a live-action Zelda series. Obviously, I will be cast as Tingle the flamboyant map seller and aspiring forest fairy. As it seeks writers to work ... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2015
    This is a headband from Japanese designer Campanella that makes it look like a cat is riding/humping the back of your head. Obviously, it will be this spring's must-have fashion accessory. This summer's must-have fashion accessory will be jewelry that looks like realistic can... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2015
    Because what better way of speeding up the process of proving to your partner you'll still love them even if they're fat and ugly, OREO has announced a limited edition Red Velvet cookie in time for Valentine's Day. The cookies hit shelves February 2nd for an undisclosed amount... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2015
    To get people excited about outerspace, this is a small series of travel posters designed by NASA, advertising nearby (nearby being relative) earth-like planets that have the potential for liquid water on their surfaces. Obviously, I would vacation on any one of these, even wi... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2015
    This is a video of a guy blasting one of those 5-pound gummi bears with a .22 rifle, then a 12-gauge shotgun slug, then he freezes the bear in liquid nitrogen and blasts it again with the shotgun. The results were very satisfying. Like a really good bite of dessert. But with... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2015
    This is a video of Howe and Howe's Minirip all terrain vehicle. My God, what I wouldn't give to run over a pile of my enemies with that thing. The looks on their faces when they see me coming, now that -- that's the sort of thing I daydream about. Also, that I'm tiny and swi... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2014
    This is the first peek at one of the official Jurassic World LEGO sets coming out. I like the little mosquito in amber piece, that was a nice touch. As you can probably imagine, I will own this set. I will own it so hard. Plus jam a handful of those velociraptors up my keis... / Continue →