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  • February 19, 2014
    This is the Robocup coffee mug available from Firebox ($22). Obviously it's the original Robocop and not the reboot version because the new one looks like Batman f***ed one of the Daft Punk robots. How is the reboot anyways? Anybody seen it? I was going to but ended up goin... / Continue →
  • October 31, 2012
    NOTE: Officer drops an f-bomb at 0:17 because it sounds great right before calling someone a stupid idiot (it really does though is the thing). This is a brief video of a drunk Ghostbuster (presumably Egon) backflipping off the roof of a cop car, OVER an officer, then getti... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2012
    This is a video from visual effecter Freddie Wong featuring an R/C car police chase shot to look like one from an action movie. They even built little set pieces like a fruit stand to crash through. That was a nice touch. A punch? A punch is a mean touch. A slap on the ass... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2012
    Youtuber bacon moose got a ticket in a town "where the cops (and absurd redlight cameras) are pretty much a money trap and that's it." So what did he do? He decided to pay the ticket in "an appropriate manner". Debit card? Oh no -- ol' bacon moose folded $137 in singles int... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2012
    One call to Commissioner Gordon and I'll have your badges! So apparently Batman (not this little turd) got pulled over in Silver Spring, Maryland (more of my old stomping grounds!) this week for not having a license plate on the back of his surrogate Lamborghini Batmobile, onl... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2010
    Note: The I'm not spoiling it video is after the jump. If you haven't seen this yet you should watch it. I can't really say anything without ruining it except it all starts as a routine traffic stop (for driving with an odd number of headlights under two) in Russia [insert "i... / Continue →
  • February 16, 2010
    Um, yeah, shoes designed to look like the podiatric lovechild of a Lamborghini police car and stiletto heels. That's something. Something I'll pay you $200 to wear and Riverdance on my nuts. We live in an explosive time for fashion. Bright lights, low brow, express yourself.... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2009
    A Toronto man got SWAT-teamed at work after someone in an apartment complex across the street saw him assembling a LEGO gun (model he was making HERE) through the window. Also, what's the ruling on calling the cops about the The Superficial Writer peaking over my cubicle wall ... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2009
    Well folks, this just goes to show you can only dangle from rooftops staring into women's bedroom windows for so long before the boys in blue take notice. For shame, Spidey, for shame. And, on a completely and totally unrelated note that has absolutely nothing to do with this... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2009
    This is a video of some crazy bastard talking nonsense to the police and eventually getting tasered. But, unlike most poor suckers who get zapped, this character uses his new electric power to yell a magical chant, get up, and run for freedom. It works too! Feel free to skip... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2009
    Guys, I know I said I'd have the haiku graded by last night, but I still have 200 to go. Then, I have to choose 4 out of the top 100 I've pulled aside. I WILL DO IT TONIGHT, I PRETTY PRETTY PROMISE. That said, some jackass is speeding around Phoenix, AZ wearing a monkey mask... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2009
    Apparently the cops were called to Bungie Studios (the makers of Halo) after a pedestrian spotted a person carrying what they believed to be an AK-47. Way to know your guns, moron. A report of a person with an assault weapon walking near Bungie Studios sent a team of police s... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2009
    So apparently law enforcement agencies may have access to roadside drug detectors soon, to determine if you've been been drugging and driving EVEN IF YOU HID YOUR STASH SOMEWHERE REALLY GOOD (read: not your butt, they always look there). Spit into this little plastic test tu... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2009
    Just in case you were wondering, the police will tase your 72-year old grandma. You hear that, members of the geriatric species? YOU ARE NOT EXEMPT FROM THE ZAPPERY! Also, does the officer really yell "TASERED!" as he's doing it? Because that's awesome. I'm gonna start doi... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2009
    That's right, some gang of criminal masterminds operating out of Britain uploaded songs to iTunes and Amazon and then, using 1,500 stolen credit cards, bought $750,000 worth of their own songs, netting them nearly $300,000 in royalties. Six men and three women were arrested ... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2009
    This is short film entitled 'Carousel' (which has a very Dark Knight feel) meant to highlight Philips' new CINEMA 21:9 aspect-ratio television. I embedded it in high quality too, because it's awesome and I love you and don't just want to get in your pants (ignore that hand). ... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2009
    In the latest of video game-themed attacks, a guy tried to strangle his girlfriend with the cord of a Wiimote. And I'll tell you -- he even LOOKS like the kind of guy that'd try to strangle someone with a video game controller. What a quarter-pound of fail. An Austin man has... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2009
    As a guy who actually witnessed a hit and run last night, I've got to admit: I should drive more carefully. Now there's probably a picture of my Wii Mii out there posted next to the carcass. Wonderful. No, really, that is a wanted poster and that is a Mii on it, and that mad... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2009
    A couple of Danish gamers (Danishers), got the SWAT team called because they were playing a first person shooter too loud one night. Thankfully, they weren't rocking any Wiimote-gun mods. As far as we can make out from this report, two young men from Valby near Copenhagen wer... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2008
    That thing doesn't even look real. It looks like a gun out of a video game. Or something cardboard Halo kid would make. But no, it's real (nonlethal) weapon. Pictured above is the PHaSR, the bad-ass "Personnel Halting and Stimulation Response" rifle that's just about ready ... / Continue →