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  • March 10, 2016
    This is the officially licensed Aliens Warrior Cookie Jar available from ThinkGeek ($45). Why does it have its arms crossed like that? It looks like a sexy lady who just stepped out of the shower and doesn't want anybody to see her breasts. That's an unusual pose for an alie... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2016
    These are the Critical Hit Cookie Cutters available from Thinkgeek. $15 gets you a full set of polyhedral dice cutters including a D4, D6, D8, D10, D12 and D20. Unfortunately, there is no seven-sided die cookie cutter. Roll to see how many cookies I eat? *licking crumbs fro... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2015
    This is the artificial blue Christmas tree that redditor enhydra-lutris turned into Cookie Monster using a black pillow case and some styrofoam balls. Are there anything styrofoam balls can't be used for? "Sexy toys?" I beg to differ. They're also perfect for making your ow... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2015
    This is the gingerbread Iron Throne built by a group of friends for the holidays. I like all the little swords, I bet they double as toothpicks. You know the little plastic swords they put fruit on when you order a cocktail? I collect those, and once I have enough I'm going ... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2015
    This is the EV3 Cookie Icing Machine built by LEGO loving couple Jason and Kristal of JK Brickworks. It can ice holiday cookies with star, angel and snowflake designs. You can follow their directions to build the same set for yourself HERE. Alternatively, learn how to ice co... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2015
    For $50 Etsy shop Copypastry will make a custom cookie cutter of any face in a photo that you provide. I just sent a picture of my dog's butt wearing sunglasses because I've really been wanting to step up my holiday cookie game this year. Family and friends will be talking ab... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2015
    This is a recipe created by Jenn Fujikawa for how make your own 3D tauntaun cookies with gummi worm guts hanging out. Whipping up a batch of these would definitely make any child's birthday party. Actually, they would make just about anybody's birthday party. Hell, you could... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2015
    This is an instructional video created by Elise of My Cupcake Addiction showing you how to make your own 3D Rainbow Unicorn Pinata Cookies that poop candy stars (or sprinkles or whatever the hell else you can fit in them). Personally, i don't like cookies that poop. That is M... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2015
    Because what better way of speeding up the process of proving to your partner you'll still love them even if they're fat and ugly, OREO has announced a limited edition Red Velvet cookie in time for Valentine's Day. The cookies hit shelves February 2nd for an undisclosed amount... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2015
    This is 'Jurassic Sweet', a mashup by artist Alejo Malia imagining dinosaurs as delicious treats. And here I've thought dinosaurs were sweet enough without a sugary coating. Speaking of -- what do you think dinosaurs smelled like? Because in my mind velociraptors smelled lik... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2014
    This is Star S'Mores, a five-minute cookie themed Star Wars parody starring the cast of Sesame Street. Watch it with your kids. Don't have any kids? Watch it with a pet. No pets? What about a roommate? You live alone? Hmm, tell you what -- how about you Skype me and we'l... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2014
    These are the $20 Jay Disco Biscuits Posable Cookie Cutters. You can snap different arms and legs onto the torso for different shaped cookies. "There's no penis attachment." That's the first thing I noticed too. They don't just work with gingerbread cookies though, they wor... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2014
    Because I like to cover all the hard-hitting topics, this is a shot of Cookie Monster captured by Redditor CaliG831 in a pot of boiling lasagna noodles. Now some people are arguing it's actually the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but I'm gonna have to side with Cookie Monster. I m... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2014
    Because I like to cover all the hard-hitting topics, this is a shot of Cookie Monster captured by Redditor CaliG831 in a pot of boiling lasagna noodles. Now some people are arguing it's actually the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but I'm gonna have to side with Cookie Monster. I m... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2014
    These are the laser-cut rolling pins available from Etsy seller ValekRollingPins. She has a number of different patterns to choose from for $42, or she'll create a custom design from scratch for $136. I want one to make cookies that reads, "If you've already taken a bite, you... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2014
    These are the chocolate chip shot glasses designed by New York City pastry chef Dominique Ansel. If his name sounds familiar, it's because Dominique is also responsible for the super-popular cronut. If his name didn't sound familiar at all, welcome to the club. Figuring th... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2014
    In news that shouldn't surprise anyone, 13-year old Girl Scout Danielle Lei and her mother sold a ton of Girl Scout cookies after setting up shop outside a San Francisco cannabis clinic. No word how many of those boxers were bought by her mother after taking a quick trip insid... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2013
    This is 'Lord of the Crumbs', Sesame Street's 'Lord of the Rings' parody starring Cookie Monster. Who, as far as monsters go, isn't a very scary looking one. When I was growing up there was a REAL monster that lived in my closet. You know what color his eyes were? Dried blo... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2013
    What are those, store-brand chocolate chippers? NO THANKS. This is the $30 Game of Thrones Dragon Egg Cookie Jar available from ThinkGeek. The paint job leaves a little something to be desired, so I suggest repainting it yourself if you buy one. Just be sure to use lead-fre... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2013
    This is the Death Star cookie jar available from Firebox (and probably other places) for $56 (previously: just a concept). It's perfect for the person with a Star Wars themed kitchen. Don't have a Star Wars themed kitchen? It's never too late to start. Those cookies in th... / Continue →