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  • September 15, 2014
    This is Star S'Mores, a five-minute cookie themed Star Wars parody starring the cast of Sesame Street. Watch it with your kids. Don't have any kids? Watch it with a pet. No pets? What about a roommate? You live alone? Hmm, tell you what -- how about you Skype me and we'l... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2014
    These are the $20 Jay Disco Biscuits Posable Cookie Cutters. You can snap different arms and legs onto the torso for different shaped cookies. "There's no penis attachment." That's the first thing I noticed too. They don't just work with gingerbread cookies though, they wor... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2014
    Because I like to cover all the hard-hitting topics, this is a shot of Cookie Monster captured by Redditor CaliG831 in a pot of boiling lasagna noodles. Now some people are arguing it's actually the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but I'm gonna have to side with Cookie Monster. I m... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2014
    Because I like to cover all the hard-hitting topics, this is a shot of Cookie Monster captured by Redditor CaliG831 in a pot of boiling lasagna noodles. Now some people are arguing it's actually the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but I'm gonna have to side with Cookie Monster. I m... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2014
    These are the laser-cut rolling pins available from Etsy seller ValekRollingPins. She has a number of different patterns to choose from for $42, or she'll create a custom design from scratch for $136. I want one to make cookies that reads, "If you've already taken a bite, you... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2014
    These are the chocolate chip shot glasses designed by New York City pastry chef Dominique Ansel. If his name sounds familiar, it's because Dominique is also responsible for the super-popular cronut. If his name didn't sound familiar at all, welcome to the club. Figuring th... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2014
    In news that shouldn't surprise anyone, 13-year old Girl Scout Danielle Lei and her mother sold a ton of Girl Scout cookies after setting up shop outside a San Francisco cannabis clinic. No word how many of those boxers were bought by her mother after taking a quick trip insid... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2013
    This is 'Lord of the Crumbs', Sesame Street's 'Lord of the Rings' parody starring Cookie Monster. Who, as far as monsters go, isn't a very scary looking one. When I was growing up there was a REAL monster that lived in my closet. You know what color his eyes were? Dried blo... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2013
    What are those, store-brand chocolate chippers? NO THANKS. This is the $30 Game of Thrones Dragon Egg Cookie Jar available from ThinkGeek. The paint job leaves a little something to be desired, so I suggest repainting it yourself if you buy one. Just be sure to use lead-fre... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2013
    This is the Death Star cookie jar available from Firebox (and probably other places) for $56 (previously: just a concept). It's perfect for the person with a Star Wars themed kitchen. Don't have a Star Wars themed kitchen? It's never too late to start. Those cookies in th... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2013
    In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who has an OREO gut but not a drug problem, scientists at Connecticut College have determined high fat and sugar foods like OREOs stimulate the brain in the same way drugs do -- deliciously. Well, at least in rats. And if you don't thin... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2013
    According to a recent experiment conducted by high school math teacher Dan Anderson and his students (arguably the most trustworthy kind of experiment), Double Stuf Oreos are actually only 1.86x stuffed, and Mega Stufs 2.68x stuffed. I don't really have a problem with the Mega... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2013
    Come on now -- how you gonna make your own serving dish and then serve OREOS? You know what my last party was missing? Anybody having a good time. There also weren't any dinosaur serving trays. Coincidence? Absolutely -- despite what Martha Stewart might have you believe, ... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2013
    This is a video from OREO of physicist David Neevel demonstrating the Rube Goldberg looking machine he built to remove the creme from OREOs because he only likes the cookie part. WTF? Who doesn't like the creme? I'd buy triple-stuffed OREOs if they sold them but they don't s... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2013
    This is the custom Boba Fett mixer created by DeviantARTist tommyfilth (please, just bathe) while refurbishing the broken KitchenAid his wife bought him for Christmas (which, for the record, he requested -- she's not just some terrible gift-giver). Man, that thing would look g... / Continue →
  • December 14, 2012
    So a friend of mine decided to use those William Sonoma cookie cutters to bake a batch of Star Wars cookies for Christmas. This is the result. She made me pinky swear not to identify her in the post though so we'll just call her ALLISON SWAN OF 3520 ATHENS BOULEVARD, LOS ANGE... / Continue →
  • November 28, 2012
    This is a series of cookie cutters from SUCK UK that create little dinosaur body parts that can be assembled into 3-D dino cookies AND JAMMED DOWN MY PIEHOLE. I'm going to eat so many I puke and pass out! Then do it again when I wake up. Or, should I say, IF I wake up. I mi... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2012
    This is a $20 set of Star Trek cookie cutters from ThinkGeek. Each cutter has a spring-loaded plunger that presses the design into the dough. And the designs are (drumroll please): the Federation logo, Klingon Empire logo, the USS Enterprise, a phaser, and the Vulcan salute ... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2012
    These are some severed, fungus-y toe cookies made by Natasha of Nevie-Pie Cakes. You put one of these things in your mouth and any respect I had for you is OUT THE WINDOW and splattered all over the sidewalk below. More of a Van Gogh ear fan? No worries, Natasha also made so... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2012
    With Cinco de Mayo right around the corner, what better way to celebrate that making a batch of piñata cookies (links to recipe tutorial) with a pocket of candy on the inside? "I dunno, polishing off a bottle of tequila, then smashing open a real piñata with even MORE tequila ... / Continue →