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New Record For Most Expensive Starbucks Drink

Seen here putting Colonel Sanders to shame in the dapper department, Geekologie Reader and possible future caffeine overdoser Logan got a gift card from Starbucks and decided...
February 14, 2012

Painful: Girls Rapping About Windows Phone

Seen here shaming their families, Cringey McVista and the Windhoes 98 crew or whatever rap about their love for the Windows 7 phone. It's...pretty much as bad...
November 18, 2011

Sadness: Steve Jobs, 56, Has Passed Away

Steve Jobs, the technological icon and co-founder of Apple, has passed away after years of struggling with health issues. Steve was 56-years young. :'( ...a prodigy who...
October 5, 2011

Desecrating Childhoods: Muppet Burlesque

Note: Jump is NSFW on account of disturbing imagery (read: pastied children's show characters). Who knew Sesame Street was in the red light district? I did not....
December 5, 2010

Ya Best Protect Ya Neck: Airbag Helmets

There's nothing worse than getting hit by a car riding a bike (but cars can't ride bikes!). Kidding, there are much worse things, like getting hit by...
October 20, 2010