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  • April 29, 2016
    Because cheaters gonna cheat, this is a video demonstration of the little four-armed robot that Youtuber DenverFinn built to set the record for playing Piano Tiles 2 on the iPad. Impressive, but you want to know how to really win at Piano Tiles? Never start playing in the fir... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2016
    This is a video of Darbian setting the new Super Mario Bros. speedrun record, finishing the game in just 4:57.260 and beating the previous record by only 433 milliseconds. Will somebody make it faster? I dunno, it seems like there is very little room for improvement here. Wi... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2016
    This is a video of freerunner, gymnast and stuntman Damien Walters backflipping over a speeding Formula E race car (Formula E cars are all electric). It also shows all the prep that went into the stunt. It's weird to think that even with all that prep that this video was stil... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2016
    Seen here losing his mind, Alejandro "AJ" Fragoso sets the Guinness World Record for binge-watching television with a staggering 94 hours straight. That can't be good for you. One time I watched TV for 16 hours straight and was convinced I got eye cancer and leaky bowels. Fr... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2016
    A month after legally recognizing The Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster's head as a marriage celebrant, a couple has tied the noodle knot in the first official Pastafarian wedding. On a pirate ship in New Zealand. What an exciting time we live in. Although they never co... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2016
    Suckers, get it? It's double cool in this case because octopuses have suckers on their tentacles. Obviously, he took his suckers with him though. I don't know, I'm not that smart and none of my former teachers will admit that they taught me. Inky the octopus escaped the Nat... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2016
    This is a short video of SpaceX successfully landing the first stage of one of its Falcon 9 rockets on a droneship floating in the Atlantic Ocean. It's so spectacular it doesn't even look real. The idea is that landing and refurbishing the boosters will cut down on costs sign... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2016
    This is a video of Youtuber きらめきでどーだい beating Super Mario Bros in 14:46 while blindfolded (previously: another guy doing Super Mario World). Personally, I like to see what I'm doing. Plus I don't want the game makers to think I don't appreciate their graphics. I only like pl... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2016
    This is a video of Jaguar setting the Guinness World Record for the largest 360-degree loop driven in a car. Apparently they performed the feat last year to celebrate the company's 80th birthday. To celebrate my 80th birthday? Go face-down in a cake, then poop my pants and s... / Continue →
  • March 8, 2016
    This is the latest production of Surrey NanoSystems' VantaBlack nanotubes. The previous version absorbed 99.96% of visible light. This one absorbs 99.965%. An extra five-thousandths of a percent! Hey, I'd be celebrating too if I'd made it. I haven't made anything but dinne... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2016
    Astronaut Scott Kelly just returned to earth after spending 340 days aboard the International Space Station, and, among the things he brought back with him, are an extra 2-inches in height. Lucky! I wish I was a little bit taller. "I wish I was a baller." I wish I had a gir... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2016
    Because Jesus refuses to accept me into his heavenly flock any earlier than he absolutely has to, this is my 17,000th Geekologie article. That is a lot. If you read 100 Geekologie articles a day it would take 170 days to read everything I've written. That really puts things ... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2016
    This is a video of two very close friends dressing as one much larger person in order to sneak into the movies for the cost of a single ticket. It works too. Presumably because the ticket-taker doesn't get paid enough to give a shit that the giant man who just passed is actua... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2016
    A group of mathematicians at the University of Central Missouri have discovered the new largest prime number known to man, a number so large it has 22,338,618 digits. That is a big-ass number. It can be expressed as 2^74,207,281 − 1, and is some five million digits longer tha... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2016
    This is the 22 x 22 Rubik's Cube made entirely from 3-D printed parts (2,691 of them, you can print your own at Thingiverse HERE) by the folks at Coren Puzzle. Each face of the cube has 484 individual squares (technically some of them are rectangles), for a total of 4.3 x 10^1... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2016
    This is the giant rocket firework wheel Colin Furze built to celebrate his 2,000,000th Youtube subscriber. Congratulations. I had a Youtube channel once but it got banned for copyright violations, despite the fact I filmed all those videos off MY television. I PAID FOR THAT ... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2016
    "This job stinks" -- the guy holding the candles, according to the book of dad jokes I just found in a bathroom stall. Because when it comes to setting world records, if at first you don't succeed, give up and try something nobody else is doing (particularly something butt rel... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2016
    The International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC) has announced that elements 113, 115, 117 and 118 will be added to the periodic table, completing the seventh row of the table in what was probably the most exciting game of bingo for the scientists who discovered th... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2015
    This is a video of 7-year old Tiluck Keisam from Manipur, India, setting the new world record for longest distance traveled under limbo sticks 35cm (~14-inches) or lower (his were set at 28cm, ~11-inches), skating an amazing 116 meters (~377 feet), nearly doubling the previous ... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2015
    14-year old Lucas Etter of Kentucky has set a new world record for solving a 3x3 Rubik's cube, with a time of 4.904 seconds. Lucas set the record at a World Cube Association event in Maryland, and beat the previous record of 5.09 seconds (set earlier that day at the same event... / Continue →