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  • May 5, 2015
    Meet Gary, the internet's newest star. The six week old kitten has been dubbed Concerned Kitten due to his worrisome eyebrows. My eyebrows? I lost them in a homemade firework accident and have to Sharpie fake ones on before I go out in the public. Unfortunately my black Sha... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2011
    This is a video of a little girl that has trouble differentiating between an iPad and magazines. Why you'd even let such a young, impressionable girl read fashion magazines like Bazaar and Marie Claire is beyond me, but presumably her parents want her to develop body image iss... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2010
    This is a really crappy superhero (read: superfailro) action figure picked up at some toy show. He's a combination of at least four popular crime-fighters. Basically he's got Spiderman's body, painted like Superman's, but with Batman's cape (dyed red), Iron Man's arc-reactor ... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2009
    So is that supposed to be the Princess wearing a Mario style outfit or is that Mario woman-ized. Because I'm really hoping it's Mario dressed as a woman. But either way, it's still going up in my garage. Right next to the Chippendales calendar toolbox with all my manly-ass p... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2009
    Hell yeah I am too. The Clock Clock tells time using a digital-looking display made up of 24 smaller, analog clocks. It is a pretty neat idea and is best viewed from far away otherwise you might burn your retinas out or go crazy like that guy in that movie that was all like A... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2009
    This LOST cake was made for the cast and crew of the show by Charm City Cakes (of Ace of Cakes fame) to celebrate the series' 100th episode, which airs tonight. It has been more than four years since that fateful airliner, Oceanic Flight 815, crashed onto an Island on Septem... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2009
    I say almost because there's no such thing as a cute robot. They're all just disgusting machines, only interested in the demise of the human race and reproducing like rabbits with their rusty metal phalli. But still, Tweenbots are the closest a robot has ever come to almost b... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2009
    This is a super creepy looking Mario Bros. t-shirt that costs $20. You know, I'm really torn because I'm not particularly into this style of art, but I do love dinosaurs. Rock *me* hard place. And I do mean hard. Who knew Yoshi could be so sexy? A: Me. September 1991, S... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2009
    Hopside Down is a beer glass by Fred & Friends that looks like an inverted bottle. It hurts my brain just to look at and I couldn't imagine myself successfully drinking out of it without pouring beer in my shoes. Still, maybe there are a few of you out there that are more ski... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2009
    I really have no idea what I just watched but it reminded me of Monty Python's Flying Circus. Also, I think it carried a powerful message. One about doing it. In space. Docking [vimeo] Thanks to C, who has actually done it in space and always tells me the story and it ma... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2009
    So apparently Bill Gates released a swarm of mosquitoes on an auditorium filled with smart, rich people (myself excluded) during a TED (Technology, Entertainment, and Design) conference. Ending malaria is a particular passion of Gates's, whose Bill and Melinda Gates Foundati... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2009
    I don't get it: I love bacon, and I love boobs, but something about this image made me want to hide under the bed and weep into my Pokemon blanket. Hit the jump for the uncensored version, which may or may not be suitable for work depending on your employer's policy on delicio... / Continue →
  • January 25, 2009
    This is a recent commercial from T-Mobile that is almost identical in execution to this stunt (the second video), except there's like a billion times more dancing in this one. Basically a bunch of confederates (damn you, the north!) are walking around in a train station when t... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2009
    TOFU is a meat-free robot that looks and acts like a penguin crossed with a Furby crossed with my ex-girlfriend's muff (which I DID see once when I walked in on her in the shower -- score!) Developed at the MIT Media Lab, the little bastard dances to music and has OLED eyes th... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2009
    BaR2D2 is a mobile robot bartender complete with everything you need to get crunknasty and puke on yourself and everyone around you. BaR2D2 is a radio-controlled, mobile bar that features a motorized beer elevator, motorized ice/mixer drawer, six-bottle shot dispenser, and s... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2009
    This is a German commercial for something I have no idea what is ( that shows the evolution of technology in robotic form. It confused me in my pants. I definitely felt a little twitter at the part with the t-rex, but the rest of it just scared me. And the chick f... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2009
    Tokyoflash's first design of 2009, the R75, is now available, and you have the Geekologie Writer's personal guarantee it will get you laid.* How could it not -- it comes in three different colors, including gold! Like my teeth! It can also tell time in there different modes!... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2009
    So apparently there's this little jellyfish creature (Turritopsis nutricula, a form of hydrozoa) that doesn't ever die. Biology is beyond me, so I'll let somebody else do the talking while I make a sandwich have a sandwich made for me. What these little folks do is they rever... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2008
    The Grippity is a real product that will be hitting shelves mid next year for about a hundred bones (big ones, like arm and leg bones -- not the little ones in your ear). I question its usefulness. But then again, I question the usefulness of my third leg too. It drags on th... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2008
    As a vehement hater of all things robotic, these stripper-bots have me in quite the quandary. I f***ing hate robots, but my god do I love some strippers. So, what's the deal -- should I hate them? Should I love them? Should I still tip? Haha -- like I ever tipped in the fir... / Continue →