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  • February 27, 2014
    First there was the real video of Jean-Claude Van Damme doing his famous leg splits between two Volvo trucks driving in reverse, then there was the CG video of Chuck Norris doing the splits between two jets. And here is another CG video of Van Damme answering back with a leg s... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2013
    This is a video created by Hungarian animation firm Delov Digital featuring Chuck Norris one-upping Jean Claude Van Damme's Volvo leg-split commercial. It's not real though, it's all CG -- including Chuck. Still, I bet you show it to your mom and convince her it's real. "If ... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2013
    This is a CG commercial for the $17,000 Linux-powered TrackingPoint XS1 scope, an auto-aiming system that tells you when you'll be successful or not at putting a hole in something. At first I thought it was weird they decided to use those video gamey computer graphics for the ... / Continue →
  • May 22, 2013
    This is a computer graphics clash between the forces of Star Wars and Star Trek in and above San Francisco. Who wins? I'm not saying, that would be a spoiler. I'm joking, the video's called 'Death Star Destroys Enterprise'. It's a special extended re-release of this crappie... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2012
    This is a gameplay teaser trailer for the Spring, 2013 release of Crysis 3. Not gonna like, the graphics look pretty intense. Like, SEIZURE intense. "You gonna play it, GW?" Ha, am I gonna play it. F*** NO -- my piece of shit computer crashed just trying to play the Youtub... / Continue →
  • August 30, 2011
    This is the Wacom 'Inkling' ($200, mid next month), a special receiver and pressure sensitive ink pen that records your actual drawings for digital import and computer manipulation AS EITHER BITMAP OR VECTOR GRAPHIX!!!11 Some people might say it's magic, and those people would... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2011
    Sweet rocks bro. This is an 8-minute video of Euclideon CEO Bruce Robert Dell (NOT Bruce Wayne Acer) explaining his company's 'Unlimited Detail Real-Time Rendering Technology', that's allegedly 100,000x more detailed than current polygon-based computer graphics. According to ... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2010
    This is a 1:00 commercial for kitchen sinks or something made by Alex Roman entirely with computer graphics. I know you want to believe it's real, but it's not, just like the SPOILER ALERT!: tooth fairy. Under-the-bed goblins are real though, and they will grope you in your ... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2010
    This is a video of somebody dressed up like a Stormtrooper and dancing around to Mint Royale's 'Singing In The Rain'. Then two mini stormtroopers drop from the ceiling and join in on the rug-cutting. Did I mention R2-D2 makes a couple cameos? Because that shit happens. What... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2010
    First he steals all the copper pipe out of my grandparents' house, now he's stealing extra dimensions! WTF, MARIO?! You have an invincibility star addiction we don't know about? Haha, what do you mean you're depressed? It doesn't have anything to do with me and the Princess... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2010
    Ever wonder what Hello Kitty would look like as a Star Wars character? Me neither, but now we know (thanks to illustrator Joseph Senior) without even having to waste any time wondering beforehand. I swear, the world works in mysterious ways sometimes. I'm talking plate tecto... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2010
    The world would be an awesomer place, that's what. I might even appear handsome for once. And by handsome I obviously mean invisible and hunched in a corner of the women's locker room. Hey -- if you're gonna dream, dream big (last night I dreamed I had sex with a mermaid and... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2010
    Note: Click HERE for the high-res version so you can see all the parts. You know you're curious about the anus, don't even lie! Ever wonder what a Golfish cracker looks like on the inside? Well now you know. And knowing is half the battle something I often wish I didn't. T... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    This a computer model of Jesus' face using information from the blood on the Shroud of Turin to create the image. He looks like somebody I know. The image has been created for the History Channel's upcoming special, "The Real Face of Jesus," which is set to air next week. ... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2010
    This is being billed as the most accurate flyby of Mars. Which, Jesus, you know things are shitty when the most accurate flyby of Mars is entirely CG. The flyby uses 3D data gathered from HiRISE, the 0.5-meter reflecting telescope on board NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter. ... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2010
    Youtube user scorpiongold has spent four years drawing his own little fantasy world in Microsoft Paint. Currently the painting is 2.5m x 2.3m and filled with all kinds of wacky shit. Wow, could this article get any more eloquent? You could really learn a thing or two, Shakes... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2009
    NOTE: No real spoilers. Thinking about going to see Avatar this weekend but don't feel up to climbing the basement stairs? I'm with you. Thankfully, this five-panel comic sums up the entire movie. BOOM, just saved you $10! Don't worry, no need to thank me. Well, there is ... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2009
    This is a recreation of Da Vinci's 'Mona Lisa' made entirely out of motherboard parts (plus a frame). It sits in the ASUS headquarters in Peitou, Taiwan and is almost half as good looking as the motherboard 'Starry Night' I made. Which I just so happen to be selling for $10 m... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2009
    Photosketch is an intuitive computer program that makes Photoshopping pictures of yourself humping a dinosaur crushing a robot's skull even easier. You just sketch out some stick figures, add text labels, and the program does all the heavy lifting for you. A group of resear... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2009
    This is a head rendered in Tetris blocks as imagined by Rihards Rozans. I have no idea if he used his own face for the model, but if he did, he's a pretty handsome guy. You know, in a Donkey Kong sort of way. Speaking of which: remember Candy Kong in Donkey Kong Country? I... / Continue →