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  • October 10, 2014
    This is the giant skull chair made and sold by Etsy shop Chic Sin Design. It costs $420 (blaze it! Do it now!). The head actually hinges at the jaw, and you can sit in the lower jaw with the rest of the skull as back support. An inflatable exercise ball gives the skull its s... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    What's that, Lassie? Timmy got beamed back with his penis for an arm?! This is the Star Trek Captain's Chair Pet Bed available from ThinkGeek ($80). It's a dog bed that looks like the captain's chair from Star Trek. But way plusher. I slept in a dog's bed once when I got d... / Continue →
  • November 22, 2013
    Starscream, everybody's third favorite Transformer, is now available in hoodie form from 80'sTees. The moderately priced $60 hoodie even creates a pair of wings when you raise your arms. Rumor has it if you jump off something three stories or higher you can actually fly! "Yo... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2013
    This is the Glow-in-the-Dark White Rockets Flannel Bedding available from Garnet Hill. You can get pillow cases, bed sets and comforter covers with the design. The prices seem reasonable. The only thing unreasonable is they don't make them in a king or I would have already o... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2013
    This is the giant Captain Picard quilt sewn by Candy Coated Quilts (those sound sticky). Can you think of anything better than waking up to the giant face of Captain Picard staring back at you? "Tons of things." Well sure, but it still beats the hell out of a dog or cat's @$... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2013
    These are the $25 Building Block Slippers available from ThinkGeek. Why aren't they LEGO slippers? Because why pay for licensing rights when you don't have to? That's like throwing money into the fountain at the mall. None of my wishes are gonna come true, and afterwards I w... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2013
    Because there is literally no end to some Japanese men's perversion, this is a series of full-body pillow covers of video game character Super Sonico that come with gel inserts to give her 3-D squeezable ass and boobs. Laugh so you don't cry, GW, laugh so you don't cry. Hit t... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2013
    This is the ComfyBreasts Relaxation System. It's a full body pillow with a hollowed out section to rest your breasts in and relieve pressure on them. Because remember ladies: a comfy tit is a happy tit. Also: a boob in the hand is worth over a dozen in the bush. The ComfyBre... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2013
    This is a line of officially licensed Star Trek footed pajama onsies from Jumpin' Jammerz, which I'm going to go ahead and assume was named in the 90's. You can pick from command gold, engineering (aka 'deathwish') red, or engineering blue, and each one will set you back $65. ... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2013
    This is designer Aga Brzostek's comfy looking Autumn/Winter Chair. That's a bad name, but a good idea. It's a chair with an integrated sweater blanket cover that you can get into and wrap all around you to stay warm on those cold winter nights. Plus if there's a house fire y... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2013
    This is the Moyee Monster Chair created by designer Jason Goh. It's based on a lie his grandmother use to tell him to get him to stop playing with his food. Ha -- being lied to by your family: it's inspirational. ...when designer Jason Goh would play with his food as a child... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2012
    Seen here lounging in a VERY magical looking living room, a lady models the $35 Gryffindor Uniform Comfy Throw With Sleeves. It's not actually a Snuggie like I said in the title though -- Snuggies are a name brand, and this is not. Unfortunately, you're not a Gryffindor so th... / Continue →
  • November 27, 2012
    This is a one-size-fits-most-adults-except-really-really-fat-ones Totoro cloak. It keeps you warm and makes you look like everyone's favorite neighbor. Unless you have a really busty neighbor who always comes over asking to borrow a cup of sugar IN THE NUDE, in which case whe... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2012
    This is a $280 Tetris shapes (tetrominos) pillow set from Etsy seller StarGallery. If you're really just hoping for the long stick one that's TOO DAMN BAD because they're only sold as a set. Thankfully, since my mom taught me how to sew like the little daughter she never had,... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2012
    This is the Giant Birdsnest bed from architect/design group O*GE. It's a real product that's made to order and comes in three different sizes, the largest of which is supposed to be able to fit 16 people. That...would be one hell of an orgy. I'm talking tits and penises ever... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2012
    You know what sucks about dress pants? Everything. They're poorly shaped, rigid, uncomfortable, don't breathe, and cause a dutch-oven effect that make your balls sweat and stick to your boxers. Ugh, my penis is shivering just thinking about it. Kidding, I'm swinging him aro... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2012
    Note: Comparison shot of the original vs. felted cover after the jump. This is a felted reproduction of the Fantastic Four #51 Jack Kirby comic book cover from 1966. It...looks pretty comfortable. Can you imagine if all comic books were this soft? I would sleep on them. "Y... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2011
    So I'm pretty sure James Bond tried to assassinate me last night by poisoning my Indian delivery (restaurant will remain nameless pending investigation). I'm practically immortal though so I'm still alive but I do feel like a half dozen buttholes sewn together. This is a spac... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2011
    I wasn't allowed to watch Inception (NOT Conception, which is how you were accidentally made) because my mom said it would be far too complicated for me to understand and might make me unstable, but I did like the previews they showed on TV. I'm also into skin-care commercials... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2011
    It's a body bag! This is a sleeping bag that looks like an anatomical diagram of the human organs. You know, or a person who had their skin removed by a cannibal. Which, fun fact, look the exact same. Just don't use it when you're camping or you better believe somebody's go... / Continue →