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  • March 29, 2016
    This is the Suvet, a suit/duvet hybrid designed by UK based Jurys Inn Hotel Group to encourage folks "to reclaim their lost sleep by wearing nap-enhancing clothing." Plus it encourages others to catch up on their rest too because I would totally put my head on your shoulder an... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2016
    This is the NOZIPP Sleeping Bag, a high-end (read: $420) sleeping bag that uses a strip of magnets for closure instead of a zipper. I hate zippers. My penis REALLY hates zippers and if I even mention them he tries to hide inside me for a week. I'm going to be honest, if the ... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2016
    This is the lifesize knit son doppelganger that Dutch textiles designer and mother Marieke Voorsluijs knit for herself because her real teenage son has hit puberty and doesn't want to cuddle with her anymore. Presumably Marieke plans to stuff the doll eventually, but in these ... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2015
    These are several examples of South African designer Porky Hefer's Monstera Deliciosa collection of animal themed nest seats. Each one looks like a different animal and hangs from the ceiling, making all your guests jealous of your sense of style. You know what else you can d... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2015
    The Mewgaroo Hoodie (~$50) is a hoodie with a giant pouch on the front for a kitty to curl up in. Also works for small dogs. The pouch has a removeable, washable liner so it doesn't get all funky in there. Plus the hood has little ears and the cuffs have paw pads on them so ... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2015
    Capes: they used to be really popular. Now they aren't anymore. But UK based online fashion retailer ASOS is hoping to turn that around by introducing this £30 (~$45) Loungewear Cape. It might be working too because they're currently sold out. Still, I added added one to my... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2015
    These are the Batmobile slippers available from ThinkGeek ($50). They were designed to look like the Tim Burton Batmobile from the 1989 movie and come in small, medium and DAMN, THOSE ARE SOME BOATS. Personally, I wear a size 11 or 12 depending on the brand. I have big feet.... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2015
    This is the $50 Dame Gi, a onsie for adults. It has a small face portal for seeing things when you want to, and not seeing things when you don't want to. Plus it has a GIANT unzippable butt flap so you can go to the bathroom without taking it off, even with explosive diarrhea... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2015
    These are the officially licensed World of Warcraft robes available from ThinkGeek. They cost $130 - $150 apiece and come in Draenei, Malefic, Bloodfang Rogue, Paladin and Priest varieties. Obviously, they're for having sex in while pretending you're a World of Warcraft char... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2014
    These are the $16 DC Comics Batman Batmobile Slippers available from Hot Topic. They look like the Batmobile from the 1989 Batman movie. But for your feet. You know what would make them even cooler? If the wheels were actual rollerskate wheels. Still, I give them 4 out of ... / Continue →
  • July 11, 2013
    This is the Quarts Armchair (really? Then where the f*** are the arms?) designed by CTRL ZAK and Davide Barzaghi. It costs $14,000 and resembles the Aggro Crag from Nickelodeon's 'Guts'. No? Well what about Superman's Fortress of Solitude? MOVING ON. Each boulder fits int... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2012
    This is a giant $280 Totoro sleeping bag/bed (eBay product site HERE) from Hayao Miyazaki's 'My Neighbor Totoro', which I own on Blu-ray and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. Unless you want to come over and pop some popcorn about it, in which case bring some candy... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2010
    A $30 remote that doubles as a pillow: terrible idea. A $30 remote that triples as a car and microwave: pure genius. Unfortunately, this isn't about genius, this is about crappy novelty products even your parents won't hesitate to re-gift. Never again will you have to ask, "... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because I don't want you kids getting any ideas (yes, yes I do too -- you should try it with the tailgate down). This is a video of somebody's grandpa passed out in a La-Z-Boy in the back of a speeding truck. Actually, he might be dead. But if... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2010
    Sleep Suits are genius. Basically you put one on, and then look like a huge f***ing (comfortable) jackass while you sleep -- anywhere! Plus, they have perforations all over that allow "human contact". I love being groped! The suit is inspired by Buckminster Fuller's practic... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2009
    If a trio of howling wolves and moon are so powerful, I can't even imagine WTF is gonna happen when you don an adult-sized onsie with them printed all over. Plus, they come with non-slip booties and a "trap-door" back that allows you to go # 2 without taking them off (or filli... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2009
    Google toilet paper: made with 100% virgin pulp and available in Vietnam. Per a questionable translation of the text on the bag: "Very long, soft, smooth. Of high vacuum, because you always!" HIGH VACUUM, OF COURSE I ALWAYS! Dingleberry free, just sayin'. This Google's made... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2009
    This 4-piece luggage ensemble by Dutch designer Erik De Nijs forms a comfortable little sofa when you're not dragging it around the airport. Sure it's all mixy-matchy, but maybe Erik is blind and the woman at the fabric store didn't have the heart to tell him he chose four dif... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2009
    This is a jacket made out of teddy bears from artist/designer Sebastian Errazuriz (who also brought us the zipper dress). I like it, it looks really comfortable. Now I know what you're thinking, "I bet that son of a bitch GW still sleeps with a teddy bear!" AND SO WHAT IF I ... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2009
    People's ingenuity never ceases to amaze me. Take this custom motorcycle seat for instance. Just imagine the lumbar support! But the question remains: is there enough room to add a baby seat? BECAUSE MY BABY WAS BORN TO RIDE! And by 'my baby' I mean I sit with a hot comput... / Continue →