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  • July 9, 2014
    This is a series of conceptual superhero 'serum' cologne bottles rendered by Charlotte, North Carolina based digital design firm Animink. Which one would you wear? I would wear Hulk's Rage, because that's what I like to do. I am a RAGER. You know the guy screaming at the co... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2013
    Eau My is a real fragrance from George Takei being released on December 15th, just in time to fill stockings this Christmas then be regifted to the first person with a birthday in 2014. Apparently it's a scent for both men and women. That's convenient. What's it smell like? ... / Continue →
  • June 14, 2013
    This is Stan Lee's signature cologne from JADS International (of Avengers cologne infamy). Unfortunately, it doesn't actually smell like Stan Lee, which is a shame because I hugged him at a convention once and I feel like his natural pheromones made me manlier for the rest of ... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2013
    These are the Batman and Superman scented colognes developed by Marmol & Son and available at Hot Topic for twenty coconuts. Hot Topic is a cool store. Plus it's right next to the Auntie Anne pretzel place at my local mall so I always roll in there WITH A PIPING HOT PRETZEL D... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2013
    Because this is the world we live in, eccentric fragrance manufacturer Demeter has created zombie-themed scents for him and her. They really need to hire a new bottle art designer. So you're a Zombie. Or you know a Zombie. And you might become a Zombie. Any way you slice and... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2012
    Pizza Hut recently made a batch of its own fresh pizza smelling cologne after jokingly asking Facebook fans what they'd name a scent that mimicked "a box of Pizza Hut pizza being opened." The winner was the incredibly unoriginal "Eau de Pizza Hutt," proving the majority of Fac... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2011
    I was just thinking the other day, "self, you really need to buy some new socks." And nowhere in that conversation did RPG-themed cologne come up AND YET HERE THEY ARE. Go figure. Or fish -- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. In most pen and paper fantasy RPGs, three of the primary attri... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    'Shirtless Kirk' cologne is a real olfactory treat coming out this July. Get ready to set your phasers to stunning! God I just want to huff it out of an old bandanna. Sometimes the only thing standing between you and a successful mission is a thin piece of cloth. And whether... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2009
    What could possibly be better than smelling like the original Star Trek television series? Nothing! Well, besides smelling like me. *WHIFF* Mmmm, chili-cheese dogs. Really drives the bitches wild. I'm serious, Chloe and Ginger are literally fighting over my shirt. CUT IT ... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2009
    I didn't really like Anchorman, but that's neither here nor there. Now you can buy officially licensed Sex Panther cologne from the movie for only $30 per 1.7-oz spray bottle. No word if it's made with real panther bits or smells like gasoline, but if I had to guess, I'd say ... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2008
    That's right folks, Burger King has come out with a cologne. Appropriately named Flame, 5ml bottles cost a staggering $4 and allegedly contain the intoxicating odor of flame-broiled burger. Mmmm. On firemeetsdesire.com, Burger King takes pains make satire of the "sexy is s... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2007
    Demeter, a fragrance company notorious for their offbeat odors (sushi, humidor, dirt) has released a Crayon scent that is sure to drive the kindergarden ladies wild! At $19 per ounce, it's a little more expensive than melting crayons on yourself, but probably safer. A must ha... / Continue →