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  • December 15, 2014
    This is a very short dashcam video of a TIE Fighter crashed on a snowy highway in Germany. Unfortunately, it looks like both pilots survived the accident. Will one of them prove to be the stormtrooper that finally laser-blasts old Luke Skywalker in the face and puts an end to... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2014
    This is the Giant Ice Cream Scoop available from Hammacher Schlemmer. It costs $60 *spit-takes rainbow sprinkles* and scoops out a whole pint. Alternatively, buy Ben & Jerry's. That's what I do. I don't even need a spoon, I just peel back the paper as I eat my way down. Do... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2014
    For the past couple years Anthony Herrera has designed a new series of do-it-yourself Star Wars paper snowflakes for you to cut and out and decorate your home/office/cubicle (previous posts with a ton of other designs HERE and HERE). And these are this year's batch, including ... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2014
    Group hug! This is the R/C car disguised as a penguin that researchers in Antarctica are using to infiltrate emperor penguin colonies to study the birds without alarming them. It looks like its working. That or all the baby penguins have just always dreamed of having a robot... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2014
    The fossilized remains of a previously unknown species of giant penguin have been found in Antarctica. Palaeeudyptes klekowskii ("Colossus Penguin") stood almost seven feet tall, and weighed around 250 pounds. For reference, my roommate is 5'4" and almost 300. Plus just a t... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2014
    This is a giant hole in the Lower Ruth Glacier in Alaska photographed by National Geographic photographer Aaron Huey. Apparently there's only a layer of transparent ice covering the potential 1,000-foot drop to hell frozen over. I would have jumped up and down on it harder th... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2014
    Police are looking for a young couple who stole a replica of a hatchling duck-bill dinosaur (Edmontosaurus) from the North Carolina Museum of Natural Sciences earlier this week. As seen in this surveillance footage, the dickbag in the stupid shorts jumps a glass barrier and ya... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2014
    This are two photos taken by Coloradan Cathy Hartt earlier this May. By the way, a Coloradan is somebody from Colorado (just in case you failed geography and thought people from Colorado were called mountain folk -- those are West Virginians). Anyway, Cathy took these picture... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2014
    This is the $350 eCool cooler. What does the e stand for? Environmental? No clue. Who cares anyways. The cooler, which is buried about 4-feet underground, can hold up to 24 cans which can be loaded or extracted via hand-crank. How cold the drinks get depends on the tempera... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2014
    This is 'The Arousal', a champagne flavored ice cream that packs 25mg (the lowest dose pill) of Viagra in each scoop. Make yourself a sundae and rock a week-long boner! The ice cream was developed by Charlie Harry Francis of Lick Me I'm Delicious (of $225/scoop glow-in-the-da... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    This is the soon to be released pasta flavored ice cream bar from Japan based Gari-Gari Kun. What's it gonna taste like? ASS. I'm kidding, I already said it's going to taste like pasta -- can't you read? If so, how about a bed time story? One with lots of sex and violence ... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2014
    This is a short video of ice boulders washing up in Glen Arbor on Lake Michigan. When reached for comment, the Ice Witch had this to say, "Want to rub my nipples?" Nice try lady, but you're not turning me into an ice sculpture. The giant ice balls form in just-below-freezin... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2014
    This is what it looks like to shoot boiling water out of a Super Soaker in -41°C (-41.8°F) temperatures. I'm sorry, but that is just too f***ing cold. Any of you live in places that get that cold? Here's what I want you to do. Look outside. What do you see? "Snow." Anyth... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2013
    This is the third snow-related post in a row. That must be some sort of Geekologie record. One that will definitely won't be going down in the history books and probably won't be remembered by a single person after tomorrow. God willing, I'll drink it out of my memory before... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2013
    This is a video of a group of Siberian percussionists playing music on frozen ice sheets in Lake Baikal in -20°C (-4°F) temperatures. I didn't even know sound could travel attemperatures that cold. "You're an idiot." It's true, I'm not that smart. But I was smart enough to ... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2013
    Note: Video is NSFW for reasons of BUTT NAKEDNESS (which, coincidentally, is my favorite reason for NSFWness). This is a segment from Sweetgrass Production's video Valhalla. This particular segment features nothing but naked skiers and snowboarders (both men and women) nake... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2013
    This is the $225 a scoop glow-in-the-dark ice cream created by Charlie Francis of Lick Me I'm Delicious ice cream. It glows in the dark because it contains a lab-made version of the same protein jellyfish use to glow. Mmmm, jellyfish ice cream. "Call me when there's a starfi... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2013
    Honey, it finally happened -- I caught a man nursing his iPhone at the office today. Seen here in what appears to be the middle of a steamy sexting session, a man uses his nipple to unlock the iPhone 5S's fingerprint scanner. That's because, just like fingerprints, nipples ar... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2013
    58-year old Wen Hsu has lived in the same apartment building in Jilin city, China, for the last 35-years. Recently, all of Wen's neighbors were bought out of the building by a construction company wanting to build a mall in its location. Except Wen says they weren't offering ... / Continue →
  • December 12, 2012
    OMG ADAM, IT'S STARTING. IT'S STARTING! This is a video of a GIANT 7.4 cubic km (~1.75 cubic mile) chunk of ice breaking off the Ilulissat glacier in Greenland (note: link has higher res video than I embedded after the jump). It was captured by James Balog as part of his doc... / Continue →