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  • November 17, 2015
    This is the 'Best Morning Ever' coffee mug designed by Tom Medwin. It has a ledge on top to hold a donut, which helps insulate your coffee and warm the donut at the same time. WIN-WIN. $15 gets you one if they reach their Kickstarter goal, which seems likely. My only real p... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2015
    This is Steem brand caffeinated peanut butter ($5 + shipping for an 8oz jar). It's great for people who would rather eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the morning instead of chugging a cup of coffee. Who is that? Nobody? Yeah, that's nobody. The story of Steem is... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2015
    This is the Street Fighter latte art created by or for Redditor sunbolts. Or maybe they just found the picture online, I don't know. Still, good job. I've actually only had latte art made for me once in my life, and it was a bunch of hearts. Don't get me wrong, it was impre... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2015
    These are the plastic coffee cup lids created by South Korean industrial designer Jang WooSeok. They have a 3-D nose and lips on them so you can make out with your coffee and practice your technique. Go for the French kiss right away and you'll burn your tongue. You have to ... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2015
    This is a picture of Twitter user niiiiiifaaaaa's iced coffee with an ice cube that looks like it has Belle trapped inside. "Slow news day?" Not at all, it's just my birthday so I get to post whatever I want and you can't say rude things to me. Later, my parents are going to... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2015
    This is the ejector bed built by Colin Furze. When the alarm clock goes off it activates two flashing lights, two fire alarms, a firework, two semi truck horns, then launches you out of bed. Well it just kind of tips you out of bed unless you turn the pressure on the air tank... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2015
    These are a handful of shots from Walter's Coffee Roastery, a Breaking Bad themed coffee shop in Istanbul, Turkey. The staff wear yellow hazmat suits, make blue rock candy, and the whole shop is chemistry/meth lab inspired. You think anybody ever comes in asking for 'the good... / Continue →
  • June 19, 2015
    This is the Critical Hit D20 Mug available for $13 from ThinkGeek. It holds 12-ounces and even comes with a lid so coworkers will have a harder time smelling the booze I pour into my coffee because I can't stand this place and it's the only thing that helps get me through the ... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2015
    This is the Constellation Mug available from Uncommon Goods ($13). When filled with a hot beverage (preferably lava), twelve different constellations are revealed in the stars. What's your favorite constellation? Mine's Orion. I especially like his belt. Because without it... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2015
    The World's First Plantable Coffee Cup is a Kickstarter campaign to produce biodegradable single-use coffee cups with seeds embedded in them that will grow when planted. Granted they're not actually the FIRST plantable coffee cups, because all coffee cups are plantable, they j... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2015
    This is the Thanos Infinity Gauntlet Coffee Mug available for pre-order ($16, ships in May) exclusively from Entertainment Earth. Hence all the ridiculous watermarks. Hopefully they don't include those in the final product. Harness the power of the Infinity Gems and seize co... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2015
    Fake, the shadows are all wrong! You can tell it's fake because there's no horribly misspelled name on the cup. Nice try, Starbucks marketing. This is the Starbucks cup some random customer allegedly decorated with a detailed map of Middle Earth. Did he draw it all from me... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2014
    Nice shoulder-pads, bro. Also, YOU'RE LIGHTING AN EMPTY PIPE. Seen here looking remarkably similar to the pipe mug I invented in ceramics class in high school, this is the PIPEMUG available from Zang. It's a $50 ceramic coffee mug with an "intented-for-tobacco-use-only" pipe... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2014
    These are the $13 3-D tyrannosaurus rex and octopus coffee mugs designed and sold by ThinkGeek. The t-rex holds 17-ounces, the octopus 15-ounces, and both make the perfect mugs to differentiate yourself from the rest of your coworkers. "Nice mug, GW." NO SHIT IT IS, PHIL, I'... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2014
    Because you can only drink so many Pumpkin Spice Lattes a day, Starbucks is now testing Dark Barrel Latte, a coffee drink designed to mimic the taste of Guinness. Unfortunately, the drink contains zero alcohol, making it much more lucrative to go to your local pub and order a ... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2014
    This is the $15 Game of Thrones Stark Direwolf Sculpted Mug. It holds 12-ounces of coffee and booze, has "WINTER IS COMING" printed on the side and a 3D gray direwolf head in the bottom. Will it be enough to scare away whoever's been sneaking laxatives into my coffee every mo... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2014
    This is The Barisieur, a fancy coffee brewing alarm clock that looks like a mini meth lab designed and built by Josh Renouf. Because when you wake up, you need coffee, and you need it f***ing NOW. Not a bad idea (just not as good as an IV on a timer that starts injecting coff... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    Friends Fun Wine (sounds like a great name to market to kids) are coffee flavored wines with about as much alcohol as a moderate beer. They come in a can. Your mom will love them. Unfortunately, they don't contain any caffeine. They screwed that up. Looks like I'll be stic... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2014
    This is the Robocup coffee mug available from Firebox ($22). Obviously it's the original Robocop and not the reboot version because the new one looks like Batman f***ed one of the Daft Punk robots. How is the reboot anyways? Anybody seen it? I was going to but ended up goin... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2013
    These are two recipes for Harry Potter butterbeer tasting coffee drinks available at Starbucks. Allegedly they're part of Starbucks' "secret menu", which isn't so much a secret menu as it is a bunch of shit the barrista will have no clue how to make when you try to order it. ... / Continue →