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  • February 19, 2014
    This is the Robocup coffee mug available from Firebox ($22). Obviously it's the original Robocop and not the reboot version because the new one looks like Batman f***ed one of the Daft Punk robots. How is the reboot anyways? Anybody seen it? I was going to but ended up goin... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2013
    These are two recipes for Harry Potter butterbeer tasting coffee drinks available at Starbucks. Allegedly they're part of Starbucks' "secret menu", which isn't so much a secret menu as it is a bunch of shit the barrista will have no clue how to make when you try to order it. ... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2013
    This is the the ceramic Caffeine Molecule Coffee Mug available from Shapeways user joabaldwin. It's a 7-ounce coffee mug with a 3-D caffeine molecule surrounding it. They're available in a handful of colors and cost $99 apiece. *spit-take* $99 for a coffee mug?! "Your spit ... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2013
    This is a video demonstration of JoeBot, a coffee brewing robot. It doesn't make coffee from scratch though, IT USES A K-CUP MACHINE. So basically it can pick up a coffee pod and push a button. I'm sorry, but if you can't use a K-Cup machine you might actually be dead. The ... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2013
    In damning news for my future, scientists have successfully fermented used coffee grounds to create a 40% alcohol booze that smells and tastes like coffee but gets you drunk and makes you not show up for work in the morning. I can see it now: Boss: Where's GW? We're supposed... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2013
    This is a visual comparison of the caffeine content of some of the most popular coffee brands. Personally, I don't drink any of these, I like to make my own. "You're stirring dirt into a cup with a stick." Is this not how you do it? "Oh no, it totally is." Thought so -- no... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2013
    *cue somebody using a picture of Jesus then trying to sell the drink on eBay* Taiwan coffee chain Lets Cafe has introduced a printer in its stores that allows patrons to upload a photo and have it recreated in the foam of their drinks using colored cocoa powder. The company h... / Continue →
  • May 22, 2013
    This is a small gallery of 3-D foam art created by Osaka barista Kazuki Yamamoto. He's clearly got some foam skills. I'm not even sure what I'd say if a barista called my name and then handed me a drink that looks like this. Probably something like, "Awesome, but I ordered m... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2013
    This is a video from reader Beau in his record-breaking attempt to customize the most expensive Starbucks coffee drink (previously it was this $26.30 one set by another reader. Also, why is this a Geekologie trend? I didn't sign up for this) . The 52-ounce (which, for the re... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2013
    Want to attach LEGO minifigs to your coffee cup? Superglue them. Ooooor buy this $20 Build-On Brick Cup from ThinkGeek. The mug can be used to attach LEGO, PixelBlocks, Mega Bloks, KRE-O, and K'NEX Bricks but isn't an official product from any of those companies, it just HAP... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2013
    Milk up front, coffee in the rear. This is Trina. Trina and her husband are both addicted to buttchugging coffee. Hey Trina -- how do you like your coffee? "Up the butt." Cool, I'm probably gonna skip lunch today. Please read this entire quote: "I started the whole debac... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2013
    Honestly, how good can an iPhone case be if doesn't have a cup holder? Mad shitty at best, right? Enter the UpperCup, an iPhone case that promises to remedy that. Like the ramen soup bowl iPhone holder, the UpperCup is part of a growing trend to get hot liquids as close as p... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2013
    This is a set of Creature Cups, a line of coffee mugs with ceramic animals hiding in the murky, caffeinated depths. They come in otter, lobster, crocodile and octopus varieties and cost between $15-$20. Me? A friend gave me a novelty coffee mug for my birthday that has a sna... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2012
    According to a recent study by Kew Gardens, climate change could wipe out the majority of the world's wild arabica coffee plants by 2080. Then we're left with growing coffee in greenhouses, or, worse, doing a bunch of coke just to be able to get out of bed in the morning. a w... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2012
    This is an informational graphic depicting the fifteen most coffee drinking occupations. Did yours make the list? Mine didn't. "Writer/editor is number four, dummy." Oh I'm sorry, I was looking for HERO. I have no clue if this is even accurate though because there are zero... / Continue →
  • September 18, 2012
    Note: Mug doesn't actually shrink when coffee is added. This is the $13 Disappearing Dinosaur Magic Mug from Baron Bob. At room temperature, it features a picture of a couple sexy-ass dinos, but when hot liquid is added *sniffle* oh God -- THEY TURN INTO FOSSILS. *uncontrolla... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2012
    *beep brew bop* This is a modded Bunn coffee maker made by Instructable user inthebathroom (OMG, so am I -- it stinks in here!) to look like R2-D2. But, instead of rolling around the kitchen like a mobile trashcan, he beep-boops and brews coffee. Speaking of -- I was just ta... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2012
    This is a $12 ThinkGeek coffee mug with a heart on it that turns red when there's hot liquid inside and black when there's not. No word what color it turns if filled with unicorn tears, but my guess is a rainbow. And speaking of unicorn tears... *stirring cat knuckles, drago... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2012
    So I'm blogging from my parked car hijacking Wi-Fi from serial_killer_next_door (thanks!) and downloading multiple copies of The Anarchist Cookbook with the hopes the cops come snooping around and find all the bodies in his basement. This is some cartoony skull & crossbones fr... / Continue →
  • February 14, 2012
    Seen here putting Colonel Sanders to shame in the dapper department, Geekologie Reader and possible future caffeine overdoser Logan got a gift card from Starbucks and decided to do what any red-blooded American would: milk it for all it's worth. But not regular milk -- soy mil... / Continue →