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  • November 5, 2013
    These are the £40 (~$65) one size fits most adults Star Wars onesies available from RED5. They come in Storm Trooper, Boba Fett, Darth Vader and R2-D2 (although his design is entirely on the back for some reason) varieties. Want a Lando Calrissian one? Get real, you and I bo... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2013
    Stealth Wear is a line of counter-surveillance clothing designed by Adam Harvey to help avoid detection by the government or whoever the hell else might be hunting you down. The Illuminati? Probably not, you're not that important. A jilted ex-girlfriend MAYBE, but don't kid ... / Continue →
  • November 1, 2012
    Ahahahahha, I'm posting about shirt buttons -- SOMEBODY COME END ME. This is the $3 (that's too much) Button 2.0. It's a shirt button that can clamp the cord to your headphones. That's pretty much it. Unfortunately you need to know how to sew to replace your regular buttons... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2012
    Girl, I never thought I'd say this but I think you're showing TOO MUCH chest. Because their muscle leggings were such a cash cow, Black Milk Clothing has decided to release a $90 swimsuit version just in time for fall (Black Milk is an Australian company so it's actually only ... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2012
    This is a knight's armor hoodie created by Chadwick John Dillon, whose name even sounds kind of medieval. My medieval name? Sir Reacharound the Dragonlayer. "You mean Dragonslayer? I do not. *wink* Chadwick plans on selling the hoodies in his Etsy shop soon, but until the... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2010
    Plus you look cool. Get it -- cool?! Brad Pitt here is modeling a jacket designed by Kranthi Kiran Vistakula that features a climate-control system that allows the user to maintain a steady temperature regardless of weather. You hear that, Mother Nature? YOU DON'T OWN ME! ... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2010
    Sure it doesn't cover the front, but when God invented bikinis they didn't have fronts. Or tops. Just sayin' ladies -- be good Christians. Nerdgasm: The PSP... you're playing it wrong. [albotas]... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2009
    This is a Tetris themed dress created by Erin, the writer of A Dress A Day. I would totally wear it, and I don't even care who sees me, provided nobody sees me. Then, I'll take pictures of myself and leak them on the internet. I am such a pretty girl! Hit the jump for a s... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2009
    Looking to expand their line of geek-wear, Ecko Unlimited is releasing this $88 Master Chief hoodie just in time for cooler weather. Good thing too, I'm tired of setting myself on fire! Brand new, limited edition Halo 3 hoodie from Ecko makes a great gift for your favorite ga... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2009
    This is a picture of two conceptual video game shirts that Geekologie tipster Jessica sent me. Aaaaand that's all the information we have. Anybody seen these before? Are they being manufactured? Do YOU want to manufacture them? Because if you do I swear I won't tell the or... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2009
    Sorry for the lack of posts folks, I was supposed to leave New York yesterday but I decided to stay till Wednesday because I do what I want. But I'll try to make it up to you, I swear. Body massage? So anyway, you may recall Marc Ecko's last collection of Star Wars hoodies. ... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2009
    Hussein Chalayan is a fashion *PEW PEW!* designer I've never heard of, but that's *PEW PEW!* okay because there are probably only a handful of names I would *PEW PEW!* recognize anyway. Unlike The Superficial Writer who, *PEW PEW!*, can rattle off their names and collections f... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2009
    Remember Peekaru, the $80 vest that makes it look like a young mutant is bursting forth from your bosom? Yeah, well the folks over at Emptees have a huge gallery of Photoshopped versions. I've included a few of my favorites after the jump, so check them out. Then hit the lin... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2009
    That's right, Japanese astronaut Koichi Wakata is slated to test a new kind of underwear during his current visit to the space station. The "state-of-the-art" undies were designed "to reduce the smells in normal clothing, absorb sweat and provide insulation." The underwear, d... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2009
    Now that's what I call a freaking hoodie. You don this sucker and evildoers will KNOW you mean business. Or pleasure. You can even zip it up over your face and see out through the mesh holes. Sweet! They'll run you $74-$78 dollars depending on size and are available HERE. ... / Continue →
  • December 12, 2008
    This is a gallery of geeky t-shirt designs from some guy named Glenn Jones. Hit the jump for a bunch more of my favorites and a link to his store which has even more. They're all $20 a pop and the perfect thing to keep you from showing your tits this holiday season. Unless y... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2008
    Ooooh, I like that tie. The Immersion Scarf is basically a smaller version of a whatever the hell you'd call this thing. But, instead of being used in conjunction with a computer, it was designed for use with cell phones and portable gaming systems. And no so much for warmth... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2008
    Tina Fey, who appeared on Saturday Night Live this weekend to play Sarah Palin, also made a political endorsement at the end of the show. Who did she choose? Princess 'I'd hit that shit like a ton of Death Star' Leia. The shirt is actually one from this collection that we p... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2008
    So Jenny, The Bloggess, got a box in the mail from LEGO to celebrate their anniversary or a new line or something. But when she opened the box and pieced together the parts they formed....an army of trannies! Despite a plethora of the pink dress tops and female haircuts, not ... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2008
    Similar to the gaming bra we saw before, the Geekini is an NES controller in the form factor of a bikini top and bottom. It's recommended you have a female wear the peripheral, but you can put it on yourself if you're pathetic as hell or have a women's bikini fetish. Just a h... / Continue →