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  • February 5, 2014
    This is a t-shirt printed with Marty McFly's iconic look from Back to the Future (available on Amazon for ~$30). Which, for the record, is a maroon t-shirt, blue plaid button-up, bi-color jean jacket, and red vest. Marty was into LAYERING. Me? I'm into wearing as little as ... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2013
    This is a trippy $60 Star Wars sweatshirt available for pre-order from Rage On (you know I will!). It looks like the kind of sweatshirt a droid might vomit after getting a virus. It's like R2-D2 was in charge of delivering the design to the factory, but got his memory banks s... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2013
    This is the $160 Petit Laundry Swoosh from the King Jim Company of Japan. It's a teensy tabletop washing machine that uses just over a gallon of water (and detergent/bleach) to wash up to 250g of clothing in 18-minutes. How much is 250g of clothing? No clue. From the size o... / Continue →
  • January 16, 2013
    Excuse me miss, I think you forgot something. "Yes?" A scrunchie! Wrangler, a brand best known for conjuring up images of tight-assed cowboys whenever you think of them, is releasing the world's first line of moisturizing jeans for ladies. Hey -- I like my legs to feel soft... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2013
    My clothes are on the floor -- get it? Because he's made of hangers. Plus we just did the nasty so my pants are in a ball by the side of the bed and I'm laying here naked trying to smoke one of those 'It's a Boy' bubblegum cigars. Oh, now my lover's trying to eat my good bus... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2012
    In other depressing news, this is a vest that inflates to give you a simulated hug whenever you get a 'like' on Facebook. It was designed by Melissa Chow at MIT's Media Lab and would suck to use as a life-vest when I'm drowning because all my friends are @$$holes and never lik... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2012
    This is the $320 Assasin's Creed 'Kenyway' jacket created by Volante Designs to resemble the one protagonist Connor Kenway wears in the upcoming Assassin's Creed title. The jackets are made to order and available in two different front-closure styles and "virtually any combina... / Continue →
  • September 6, 2012
    Dude what's up with that one eyebrow? This is a prototype 'Hug Me Jacket' from designer Si Chan. It makes it look you're being groped by space aliens. Been there, done that, never again (okay, maybe ONCE more). "Everybody needs love, don't they?" asks emerging menswear desi... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2012
    Archaeologists in Austria have discovered a number of 600-year old bras, a find that questions the previously believed notion that corsets came first, THEN bras. So, which did come first, the corset or the bra? SPOILER: the boobs. The boobs definitely came first. Fashion ex... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2012
    These are some social media inspired outfits put together by B for Bel (previously: the superhero fashion collection). Can you tell what makes them inspired from the different social media sites? SPOILER: It's the colors. The colors are what does it. Plus the Pintrest outfi... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2012
    This is a knight's armor hoodie created by Chadwick John Dillon, whose name even sounds kind of medieval. My medieval name? Sir Reacharound the Dragonlayer. "You mean Dragonslayer? I do not. *wink* Chadwick plans on selling the hoodies in his Etsy shop soon, but until the... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2012
    You know what sucks about dress pants? Everything. They're poorly shaped, rigid, uncomfortable, don't breathe, and cause a dutch-oven effect that make your balls sweat and stick to your boxers. Ugh, my penis is shivering just thinking about it. Kidding, I'm swinging him aro... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2011
    Picture related: future clothes. Scientists have developed a method of inexpensively creating cotton fabrics that clean and deodorize themselves when exposed to sunlight. That way, the next time somebody asks when was the last time you washed your jeans you can say honestly s... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2011
    Crusty drawls, yo. $32 Calorie Shapers are resin-coated biker-shorts/sparkle-panties that are stiffer than regular boxer-briefs and, when walked in 1.5-hours a day per week, can burn enough additional calories to offset 16-ounces of beer. WELL WOOPTIE-F***IN'-DO-DA. I'd rath... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2011
    Note: I had to cut a couple out to make the picture a decent size, see the whole thing HERE. These are dress designs by DeviantARTist CdCblanc of Disney princesses (Pocahontas, Tinker Bell, Kida, Mulan, Ariel, Rapunzel and Jasmine) modeling couture designs based on their actua... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2011
    This is a massive gallery of geeky swimsuits and dresses from Black Milk (previous collection HERE). If you can look past the "in desperate need of cheeseburgers and asses" models (and it's easy cause they're f***ing rails!), the designs are actually pretty sweet. Swimsuits a... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2011
    Remember those limited edition Marc Ecko Star Wars hoodies that came out a few years ago? Those were pretty cool (well, except the $100+ price tags). These ones? Not as much. But they are less than half the price, so you won't get as pissed when you burn a hole in the chest... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2010
    Plus you look cool. Get it -- cool?! Brad Pitt here is modeling a jacket designed by Kranthi Kiran Vistakula that features a climate-control system that allows the user to maintain a steady temperature regardless of weather. You hear that, Mother Nature? YOU DON'T OWN ME! ... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2010
    Swimsuits: if you take yours off in line at a water park they'll kick you out. Thankfully, Black Milk Clothing, a company best known for the sessy-ass Space Invader tights I posted back in January, has you covered. Literally -- their stuff will cover your privates. Now, I kn... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2010
    Note: Higher-res screen shot I took myself HERE. This is a really pretty blouse (Is it a blouse? I have no idea) from JC Penney that has a 'Chewbacca Pink' color option. If you don't believe me you can go to JC Penney yourself HERE or just take my word before because I'm trus... / Continue →